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Emmett's Diary
Set on PUBLIC
Updated on October 26, 2008 at 1:20pm

Where do cows come from? What is the opposite of opposite? CAN YOU ANSWER THESE QUESTIONS?

What is the difference between dogs and cats? They both have tails, noses, mouths, lungs, fur (at least most do), pee pee places...

I'm so confused.

Also, where is Rosalie?

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October 26, 2008 1:25pm: Comment posted by JASPER CULLEN

I don't know if I can answer any of your questions except for the last one. Rosalie is getting her hair done...Alice forced her into it. She's mad about it.

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October 26, 2008 1:28pm: Comment posted by EMMETT CULLEN

How do you know she's mad about it?!

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October 26, 2008 1:29pm: Comment posted by JASPER CULLEN

I'm not even going to answer that...

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Chatroom: I hate the time. There's too much of it.

Participants:

urmindisread
BellaLove
MamaE

MamaE- I want to make cookies...

BellaLove- No one's gonna stop you...

MamaE- But there isn't a point in making cookies.

urmindisread- Well, we CAN eat them. They just taste disgusting...almost like...disgustingness.

BellaLove- What is disgustingness?

urmindisread- Not a good thing.

MamaE- I can tell.

BellaLove- Speaking of good things and how Esme can tell, can I get a cell phone?

urmindisread- I don't care. It's not affecting me.

BellaLove- Sweeeeet.

JeepBeastEC has asked for permission to join chat

MamaE- I thought you couldn't do that!

urmindisread- Stupid Carlisle...

JeepBeastEC got permission from BellaLove to join chat

MamaE- Bella!

BellaLove- Sorry!

JeepBeastEC has entered the chat

JeepBeastEC- Yo, home skillets!

BellaLove- Hello, Emmett. I see your jeep is outside...alone...waiting to be crushed...

JeepBeastEC- Yeah. What's your point?

BellaLove- Never mind.

JeepBeast- So, Bella. Wanna meet up again tonight?

urmindisread- What?!

BellaLove- ;) Sure

urmindisread- ?!

MamaE- Uhmmm bye.

MamaE has left the chatroom

BellaLove has left the chatroom

urmindisread- Emmett. You have some explaining to do.

JeepBeastEC- Wait, what? I can't ask my wife out?

urmindisread- Since when is Bella YOUR wife?

JeepBeastEC- Bella?! No no no! I was talking to ROSALIE!

urmindisread- I don't believe I understand...

JeepBeastEC- I didn't think you would..

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October 26, 2008 1:41pm: Post by ROSALIE CULLEN

I hate my hair. It's all dark now. I'm suing Alice.

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October 26, 2008 1:43pm: Comment posted by ALICE CULLEN

I didn't do it! Sue the hairdressers! I told them to give you dark STREAKS not all dark...

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October 26, 2008 1:44pm: Comment posted by ROSALIE CULLEN

I'd run if I were you, Alice.

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