Hello. It's HALLOWEEN! This is the Halloween chapter...hehehehehehe! Monica and Libby say "HI!" So does Clare!
Disclaimer- They really didn't say hi...I said Hi for them.
Also, I know this came out November 1st, but I was at a party last night. Yes, I do have a life contrary to popular belief. :D I am not meaning to be offensive to anyone in this chapter, just Emmett getting beat up....(I love Emmett though! Never mind...just read)
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Chatroom: TAKE RENESMEE TorTing!
Participants:
RussetColoredBrother
JeepBeastEC
urmindisread
OpenBook
OpenBook- I thought Jacob wasn't allowed on here.
urmindisread- He is now.
OpenBook- Uhm..okay?
JeepBeastEC- What's up?
RussetColoredBrother- Your weight.
JeepBeastEC- OMG! Are you serious? I'm getting FAT?!
OpenBook- Uncle Emmett, I know that you are mentally challenged, but I didn't know you were gay! Let me get a hold of Auntie Rosalie!
JeepBeastEC- No! That wasn't me!
urmindisread- Yeah right!
RussetColoredBrother- LOL!
OpenBook- Rosalie says that she loves you anyways, even if you choose to be in love with Jasper.
JeepBeastEC- WHAT?!
OpenBook- Oh, also she said to take me Trick or Treating with Jacob!
JeepBeastEC- Fine...I'll do that...but I will NOT admit my love for Jasper!
RussetColoredBrother- Renesmee...when are we going Trick or Treating? I need a joke.
OpenBook- At 7. My joke is: What do you call someone who puts poison in another person's cereal?
urmindisread- What??
OpenBook- A cereal killer!
RussetColoredBrother- OMG LOL!
JeepBeastEC- ROTFLOL!
urmindisread- LOL!
OpenBook- Thank you...thank you. Jacob, what is your joke?
RussetColoredBrother- Knock knock?
OpenBook- Who's there?
RussetColoredBrother- Waffle.
OpenBook- Uhmm...waffle who?
RussetColoredWaffle- It's a waffle!
OpenBook-....
urmindisread- ...?
JeepBeastEC- I'm not even going to pretend to laugh.
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Edward
Updated October 31, 2008 at 7:15pm
I don't remember my old blog name, so I'll just use this one.
Renesmee and Jacob and Emmett are Trick or Treating. Renesmee went as a cute little bumblebee! I guess Jacob will eat all her candy if she doesn't like it! (Jacob has a horrible joke BTW)
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October 31, 2008 at 7:17pm: Comment posted by CARLISLE CULLEN
I know! He told me the joke and started cracking up...Esme and I looked at him weirdly and he stopped. Sometimes he is SUCH an idiot.
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October 31, 2008 at 7:19pm: Comment posted by ESME CULLEN
Hear, hear!
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Chatroom: Chatroom of ONLY ME! And others.
Participants-
JeepBeastEC
PrettyInGreen
BellaLove
BellaLove- Hello!
PrettyInGreen- Hello!
JeepBeastEC-GoodBye!
BellaLove- Emmett? I thought you were Trick or Treating!
JeepBeastEC- I came back because they were telling inside jokes and making fun of me.
PrettyInGreen- Awwww poor Emmett! Were the older kids bullying you?
JeepBeastEC- Hey!! I'm older than BOTH of them!
BellaLove- But you let them bully you? Stand up for your dignity!
JeepBeastEC- Yeah..maybe I will!
JeepBeastEC has left the chatroom
PrettyInGreen- I love him, but he is such an idiot sometimes.
BellaLove- Same with Edward.
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November 1, 2008 10:29am: Post by EMMETT CULLEN
I got beat up last night...not physically...mentally.
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November 1, 2008 10:30am: Comment posted by RENESMEE CULLEN
That is SO your fault. You don't act like an 18th century knight and not get made fun of.
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Like it? I hope so! All the October 31st posts were at 10 am on NOVEMBER so I did NOT write them at the time it says.