So I got bored and decided to finally update this. Our next movie is the Little Mermaid. Read on to find out the pairing for this one and I hope you enjoy.

Note, this is a parody so all movies will be skimmed and mostly made up with my own lines. But I do want it a little accurate so any requests has to be least on Netflix or you'll have to wait till I can find the movie. I do own Aladdin so that may be my next movie and it may be Mobatsky but I haven't decided yet. Anyway, hope you enjoy.

Reviews are loved especially since it is my birthday on Wednesday.

"I don't think this is a good idea"

Lily turned and frowned at her best friend. "Will you stop being such a guppy Teddy?"

"I am not a guppy!"

"You sure act like one you big baby" she responds.

"I do not!"

"Prove it! Follow me inside if you're a big brave grown up fish" she taunted and swam away from the fish.

Teddy sighed but swam after her. Inside the ship were all kinds of human things that the little mermaid found fascinating.

She picked up a fork and smiled as she played with it. "Humans sure have amazing items" she swooned

"Wonderful, can we leave now?" Teddy asked. She rolled her eyes. "We just got here Teddy" she responded and put the fork in her bag. She then picked up a few other human things and placed them inside as well.

"Lily? I really think we need to go now" Teddy whispered a minute later and Lily scoffed.

"Why Teddy? What is so scary about human things?" she asked.

"Nothing, its him I am scared of" Teddy answered. Lily turned and gasped as she saw the hungry shark.

"Okay, it is time to leave Teddy" she said and grabbing her friend she swam as fast as she could.

She soon lost the shark and broke for the surface. "Okay Teddy, lets find out what these new things are" she said.

"Hi ya mermaid girl, what's ya got this time?" Barnabus the seagull asked with a raised eyebrow.

"What is this Barnabus?" Lily asked as she pulled out her fork.

"Whoa! That's a great find Lily!" Barnabus stated with a smile. "So you know what the humans use it for?" Lily asks.

"Uh yeah, I am the awesome pelican here babe! I know everything you'll ever need to know" Barnabus replied with a coy smile.

"Good to see you're so modest" Teddy muttered and Lily chuckles.

"Hush up fish boy" Barnabus answers. "Now this my little mermaid is called a dingle hopper and humans use it to get a cool hairstyle" Barnabus adds and pulls the fork through his feathers making them fluff up.

"See? Humans love their hair and always using these things to make their hair so nice that all the humans swoon" Barnabus says as he fluffs his new look.

"Wow, a dingle hopper" Lily cooed and gently brushed her hair with it.

"What about that?" Teddy asks and uses his fin to point to a pipe. "Good catch Teddy! This is another awesome object that I course know all about and will gladly tell you" Barnabus answered.

"Please do Barnabus, you're so wise and fascinating" Teddy answers and Barnabus misses the fish's sarcastic tone.

"Glad to see you finally admit I'm cooler than you Teddy" Barnabus said and the fish rolled his eyes.

"Okay, I haven't seen one of these in years but I know a long time ago humans used to just sit around and stare at each other all day long" Barnabus went on and stared at Lily.

"Sounds really boring" she comments.

"It was, so one of the humans made this, it produces fine music that everyone danced too" Barnabus answered and blew into the pipe. All he got was seaweed and he made a face.

"Stupid thing all clogged up" he muttered.

"Music!" Lily cried. "Oh my gosh, I am so very dead" she mutters.

"What's wrong Lil?" Teddy asks. "Daddy will kill me for missing the concert Teddy, come on, we have to go" she answered.

"Oh no, its today?" Teddy asks and she nods. "Yes, I'm sorry Barnabus but thanks so much" she calls out.

"Anytime precious, you take care and come see me soon" Barnabus calls out as Lily dives back into the ocean and swims with all her might.

King Triton was not at all pleased with his daughter.

"Lily! What will I do with you young lady?" Triton scolds when she swims up to him.

"Daddy I am so sorry I forgot!" she cries. "How can you forget? What is so important that made you forget!" he cries.

"Yeah! Tonight was to be the start of my career! I was presenting king Triton's fabulous daughters and turned into a laughing stock because I am missing one!" Sebastian, Triton's right hand lobster, cries.

"It wasn't her fault!" Teddy cries out suddenly. "I mean, I told her not to go into that stupid ship but she just had too see it, then we got chased by a shark but got away. Then she had to go see that stupid and annoying bird about the human things we found" he adds quickly.

"Human things! You went to the surface! Lily how many times must we go through this! Those barbarians are dangerous!" Triton thundered.

"They are not! Father, their wonderful creatures with such wonderful lives and I find them fascinating!" Lily cries.

"No! You are never to go to the surface again! You are to forget this nonsense and focus on the important matters! Like a concert!" Triton thundered.

"I'm sixteen father, I'm not a child!" Lily cries.

"Don't talk back to me like that. Long as you live under my ocean you will obey my rules!" He yells.

"But father…."

"Not another word Lily! I never want to hear you even thought about going to that surface again!" Triton thunders.

"Fine…" Lily huffs and swims away.

Lily had tears pouring down her cheeks as she swam. "I'm sorry Lily, I was only trying to help" Teddy murmurs.

"I know Teddy, it's not your fault my father is so stubborn" she replies.

"I think you're a bit stubborn too Lily" Teddy mutters and she frowns at him. "I am not!" she exclaims and swims away.

"Sure you're not" he mutters as he follows. They go inside her treasure trove and she pulls out her new items.

"Are you okay Lil?" Teddy asks. Lily sighs and gives her friend a hug. "I will be Teddy. I just wish he could understand what I see. I see in here amazing items and I just don't see how creatures who make these wonderful things can be bad" she answers.

Look at this stuff
Isn't it neat?
Wouldn't you think my collection's complete?
Wouldn't you think I'm the girl
The girl who has everything?
Look at this trove
Treasures untold
How many wonders can one cavern hold?
Looking around here you think
Sure, she's got everything
I've got gadgets and gizmos a-plenty
I've got whozits and whatzits galore
You want thingamabobs?
I've got twenty!
But who cares?
No big deal
I want more

I wanna be where the people are
I wanna see, wanna see them dancin'
Walking around on those - what do you call 'em?
Oh - feet!

Flippin' your fins, you don't get too far
Legs are required for jumping, dancing
Strolling along down a - what's that word again?
Street

Up where they walk, up where they run
Up where they stay all day in the sun
Wanderin' free - wish I could be
Part of that world

What would I give if I could live out of these waters?
What would I pay to spend a day warm on the sand?
Bet'cha on land they understand
Bet they don't reprimand their daughters
Bright young women sick of swimmin'
Ready to stand

And ready to know what the people know
Ask 'em my questions and get some answers
What's a fire and why does it - what's the word?
Burn?

When's it my turn?
Wouldn't I love, love to explore that shore up above?
Out of the sea
Wish I could be
Part of that world

"Girl, you really need to quit dreaming and come back to the ocean where you belong" Sebastian mutters when Lily ends her song.

"Oh Sebastian!"

"Lily…" he begins but she is looking up. "Why should I stay in the ocean when the excitement is above it?" she asks and swims up to where she sees the boat.

"Lily!" Sebastian cries as he follows. "Oh Sebastian! Look! That human right there! How can you think a man that adorable is a barbarian!" she says and points out Prince Marshall.

He just rolls his eyes. Suddenly very dark clouds appear. "We should get back down" he murmurs.

Before Lily can object it starts to rain with lightning and thunder. The boat is soon on fire and everyone abandons it. Lily's new crush is hit unconscious and she swims down and grabs him.

"What are you doing child!" Sebastian cries.

"I won't let him drown!" Lily cries and helps the man to the surface and drags him to a beach.

She starts to sing softly as she strokes his hair. "He's breathing Barnabus, isn't he just beautiful?" she asks.

"He's a pretty decent looking human" Barnabus answers. "Bet I'd be more handsome if I wasn't already a handsome bird" he adds.

She rolls her eyes and Marshall's start to open. She wants to say hello but the new human voices stop her so she swims away.

After that Lily is in a daze and everyone soon notices. When her father asks Sebastian he slips up and spills her secret. This enrages Triton and he destroys all of Lily's treasures.

Lily is devastated now so that is when the sea witch makes her move. She sends her eels out and they escort the mermaid to her.

"Come with us sweet child, we know someone who can help" they coo at her and she raises a brow.

"Help?"

"You want to be with him don't you?" One of the eels asks and holds up the broken head of Marshall.

"How?"

"Come with us child. The sea witch can help" The eel answers. "Robin? No, it's impossible, go away!" Lily cries.

"Suit yourself, it was only a suggestion" the eel says and Lily caves in and follows them.

Robin smiles when she sees her. "Come in child, don't be afraid" she calls and Lily hesitantly swims inside.

"I can make you a human but I do want something in return" she says.

"I don't have anything…"

"Oh but you do little mermaid! You have a beautiful voice" Robin answers and Lily gasps.

"Take it or leave it girly! I can give you legs and you can see your man or you can leave and be a mermaid forever" Robin says.

"Okay…" Lily murmurs. "Good, now you have three days to make him fall in love with you and give you a true loves kiss. If you don't you're a mermaid again and you'll belong to me" Robin says.

"I'll do it" Lily says and signs the contract. She then gives up her voice and like magic, her tail fin disappears and human legs appear.

Sebastian and Teddy help her to the surface. Marshall is out combing the beach for the maiden who saved his life. Barnabus helps Lily cover up in rags and Marshall spots her.

Lily can't walk yet and Marshall has to catch her.

"Are you all right miss?" he asks but Lily can't speak anymore.

The prince looks disappointed. "I thought you were…." he says and trails off. "Never mind, I'll take care of you" he says kindly and carries her to the castle.

Lily is given a bath and a beautiful pink dress to wear. Marshall is smitten by her beauty and decides to befriend the lost girl.

He takes her for a carriage ride and Lily takes the reins. She turns a peaceful ride into a crazy one. Marshall is still smitten by her.

The next night he takes her on a boat ride. Sebastian is fed up now and knows he needs to help his poor child.

He gathers the animals and serenades the couple. Marshall is shy at first so Sebastian kicks up the romance and soon he and Lily lean in to kiss. The moment is then ruined by the eels.

Robin can see this down below and is enraged. So she uses Lily's voice and disguises herself as a pretty human girl.

Marshall falls under Robin's spell and asks her to marry him when he hears Lily's voice.

Barnabus sees Robin later dancing in her room. Her reflection isn't her human disguise but her true ugly sea witch form.

"Don't cry child! Marshall loves you he just doesn't know it. That stupid witch put a spell on him and you have to break it girl!" he cries out to Lily who is crying in her room.

Lily gasps. "I know you can't speak so you'll just have to let your actions speak for you, you can do it Lily!" Barnabus tells her.

Lily nods and runs out of the castle and into the water. She however can't swim so Sebastian lets loose some barrels into the water. He then instructs dolphins to pull her to the boat.

Lily climbs onto the boat and all her animal friends attack Robin. The necklace is soon broken and Lily has her voice back!

Marshall blinks his eyes as he sees her. "Lily?" he calls out. He remembers the flower Lily found on their cart ride. It was how she told him her name.

"Oh Marshall, I wanted to tell you so badly! I was the one who saved your life not Robin!" Lily cries.

"I should have known, oh Lily, you're amazing" Marshall cries and starts to try and kiss her.

But the sun sets and Robin laughs. "Too late prince, she belongs to me now!" she cackles and her true form appears as Ariel is a mermaid again.

"A mermaid…wow…that's so cool" Marshall says giddily.

"Marshall!" Lily cries as Robin grabs her and pulls her back into the ocean.

"We had a deal Red and now its time for me to rule!" Robin sneers as she pulls with her.

"Robin! Stop right there witch!" Triton cries as he sees them.

"Yeah, don't think so Triton! This mermaid is mine! See!" Robin cries and holds out the contract.

Triton holds out his triton and sends a blast at the parchment. Its force sends Robin flying but the paper remains unharmed.

"Ha ha, I win Triton!" she sneers. She then smiles. "However, I do like a bargain, the daughter of the sea king is very precious you know" she says and strokes Lily's cheek.

"Let her go!" Triton orders.

"Fine! I will if you take her place" she answers.

"Daddy!" Lily cries. Triton cringes but signs the paper and he shrivels up to a little shrimp.

Robin puts on the crown and takes the triton. She then laughs evilly as she grows into a fifty foot witch.

"Now I'm the most powerful creature in the ocean!" she cries.

"Yeah! You might be big but you're not immortal witch!" Marshall cries and steers the ship into her stabbing her in the chest. Robin dies and Marshall is thrown off his boat.

Lily gets him to the land again and watches him from a rock.

Triton is now on the surface and sighs. "I guess one human isn't so bad after all" he murmurs.

"He did save her life your majesty" Teddy points out. "I know Teddy, I just hope she never forgets me" Triton answers.

"Why would she forget you?" Teddy asks and then gasps. "You're letting her go?" he asks and Triton nods.

"She loves him and I only want my children to be happy" he answers and with that points his triton to his youngest daughter.

Lily is human again and this time in a dress. She gives her father a huge smile. "Daddy?"

"Go get him Lil, just don't ever forget me" he calls and she nods. She has control of walking now and walks to the beach.

Marshall sits up and sees her. "Lily?"

"I love you Marshall, I just want to be with you" Lily calls out. He gives her a warm smile. "I love you too Lily, please marry me" he says and she nods and they finally kiss.

The wedding is held on a boat so everyone can see. Triton sends himself up on a wave and Lily hugs him.

"Thank you so much daddy, I love you so much"

"I love you too Lily and its why I do what I do child. All I want is for you to be safe and happy" he says.

"I will be father" she promises and he nods. Marshall then walks over and holds out his hand. Triton grasps it. "Take care of her my dear boy" he says and Marshall nods.

"I love your daughter your highness and I promise you I will always keep her safe"

Triton nods again and goes back into the water and watches with tears in his eyes as his little girl leaves on the boat.