TWILIGHT WAS SO AWESOME! PM me if you liked it and give me your fave lines! I would tell you, but I don't want to be a spoiler! I am SO HAPPY!

I am using Sara881's idea. THANK YOU SO FREAKIN MUCH! (I'm changing it a small bit so it's Edward not Emmett, but Emmett will be in hot water also)

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Chatroom: Secret Agent Clan: Operation Kill The Muffin Man

Participants:

MuffinMan
BellaLove
PrettyInGreen
PerfectPixie
JeepFreakEC

MuffinMan- Why did you change my screen name?

BellaLove- YOU! You totally messed up my CD collection!

MuffinMan- I was CLEANING!

PrettyInGreen- What did he do?

PerfectPixie- He rearranged Bella's CDs by ALPHABET when they were already arranged by her faves.

BellaLove- Stalker...

PerfectPixie- Guilty as charged!

BellaLove- CREEPER! I would ask Edward to keep you away, but I'm not on good terms with him.

MuffinMan- I'm right here!

PrettyInGreen- So?

JeepFreakEC- WHO CHANGED MY SCREEN NAME?!

PerfectPixie- ME!

JeepFreakEC- Thank you!

PrettyInGreen- ?!?!?!?!??!?

PerfectPixie- You're welcome!

PrettyInGreen- EMMETT! DID YOU SERIOUSLY JUST RUN IN HERE AND POUR APPLE JUICE IN MY HAIR?! I AM GOING TO HUNT YOU DOWN, BUILD A GIGANTIC FIRE, RIP YOU INTO THE TINIEST POSSIBLE PIECES, AND THEN THROW EACH PIECE IN WITH FORCE!

MuffinMan- Geez, that's worse than Esme when I almost burned down the kitchen because of the muffins...I wish those muffins made it...

BellaLove- You really loved those muffins, huh?

MuffinMan- Are you kidding? I loved those muffins! Maybe more than you...JUST KIDDING!

BellaLove- :(

PerfectPixie- That was the wrong thing to say, Edward...

BellaLove- You better run...

MuffinMan- Okay...good idea.

MuffinMan has left the chatroom

PrettyInGreen- DON'T YOU COME TRY TO APOLOGIZE TO ME! YOU BIG FAT PIG MONSTER! SO HELP ME GOD I WILL KILL YOU! RUN NOW!

JeepFreakEC- Uhm uhm uhm okay...

JeepFreakEC has left the chatroom

PerfectPixie- They have to pay.

BellaLove- Oh they have to pay alright.

PrettyInGreen- MY HAIR!

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Back in Green
Updated 11-23-2008 at 10:55am

Emmett

Cullen

is

dead

meat.

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11-23-2008 at 10:57am: Comment posted by EMMETT CULLEN

Oh no.

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J.A.S.P.E.R
Updated 11-23-2008 at 11:00am

I'm confused!

Emmett is scared, Rosalie is furious, Bella is murderous, Alice is evil, Edward is cowardly, Carlisle is worried, and Esme is content.

WHAT IS HAPPENING?!

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11-23-2008 at 11:01am: Comment posted by ALICE CULLEN

Ahhhhh, Jasper. The one who knows not.

You have so much to learn.

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11-23-2008 at 11:02am: Comment posted by JASPER HALE

Uhmmmm....are you gonna teach me?

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11-23-2008 at 11:04am: Comment posted by ALICE CULLEN

Things don't work that way, sorry hon.

Plus, this is way more fun.

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11-23-2008 at 11:05am: Comment posted by JASPER HALE

No fair!

And you just called me hon....that's weird....

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11-23-2008 at 11:07am: Comment posted by ALICE CULLEN

Hey, you married me. I'm weird.

Suck it up, soldier boy.

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Chatroom: New SECRET agent Clan: Operation KILL FREAK AND MR. MUFFIN!

PRIVATE

Participants:

PerfectPixie
PrettyInGreen
BellaLove

BellaLove- Okay, what should we do?

PerfectPixie- Give them MAKEOVERS!

PrettyInGreen- After that, we need something worse...like horribly embarrassing worse.

BellaLove- Dress like 50s people for a week?

PrettyInGreen- No, 30s people!

BellaLove- YEAH!

JeepFreakEC has asked for permission to enter chatroom

JeepFreakEC has been denied

PrettyInGreen- hehehehehehe!

PerfectPixie- This will be sooo perfect! We should have them made over as 30s GIRLS and they have to go to SCHOOL like that!

BellaLove- YEAH! Rosalie, you know how people talked back then...any different?

PrettyInGreen- A little, but noticable!

PerfectPixie- EVIL LAUGH!!! MWAHAHAHAHHA!

BellaLove- Hehehehe!

PrettyInGreen- Ha.

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Your Mom
Updated on 11-23-2008 at 11:19am

.......I have a feeling something bad is happening soon........(that just might be because Carlisle told me that the girls are planning something...oh gawd)

I just said GAWD!

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Thanks fer readin, awesome people! GO SEE TWILIGHT IF YOU HAVEN'T!! YOU SILLY PEOPLE!

Liv