So here I am.

Stuck next to a coffin.

With my HUSBAND lying inside it.

Dead?

No, thank God.

Well…

So, anyone wondering how I got here?

'Cos it's not every day you get a living person casually sleeping in a coffin.

Unless my husbands a vampire.

But we'll get onto that later.

I'm going to tell you my story.

From the meek Sophie Hatter, to the feminist leader, proud Sophie Pendragon.

And it's going to take a long, long time to explain…..