So here I am.
Stuck next to a coffin.
With my HUSBAND lying inside it.
Dead?
No, thank God.
Well…
So, anyone wondering how I got here?
'Cos it's not every day you get a living person casually sleeping in a coffin.
Unless my husbands a vampire.
But we'll get onto that later.
I'm going to tell you my story.
From the meek Sophie Hatter, to the feminist leader, proud Sophie Pendragon.
And it's going to take a long, long time to explain…..
