oh... hello there. *awkward cough* yeah. I made a new chapter?


Gray stumbled into his room. He had somehow managed to avoid being caught by the guards on his way back, drunk as he was. He was giggling madly; to nobody in particular as Loke had gone home after he had finished pissing himself laughing at Grays drunk state and made sure the ice prince didn't slip on ice.

He flopped back onto the bed and glanced at the clock. 6.30am. he hummed peacefully and kicked his shoes off before doing a double take at the clock. Even with a head messed up with alcohol his eyes widened, it was almost time for the princes up time. Clumsily, he bounded back onto his feet and tried to rip the commoner clothing of his body, resulting with him being half naked lying on the floor, groaning for his mommy.

There was a slight gap under his bed, still on the floor he shoved the clothing under and crawled over to his huge oak wardrobe painted white. The doors opened with a creak and he reached in to pull out his normal, elegant uniform, it was perfectly clean and held not a single crease. After successfully dressing himself (somewhat messily) he collapsed happily on the floor and tried for the possible 15 minutes of sleep he was about to get, hoping that he would sober up in the short time.

He mused over the previous night. Loke had constantly been asking if he saw any 'hot babe' that he wouldn't mind 'hooking up with', Gray had constantly replied by pushing his face out of the princes personal bubble and taking another sip of whatever the hell Loke had put in his cup to make him so plastered. After a while he was truly drunk, and whenever Loke asked him he pointed over to a boy at the bar with pink hair and mumbled a 'well, she's hot, 'with a slur, happy that in his drunk state he still protected his main secret.

Surprisingly, even with how strikingly obvious it was that it was, in fact, a he and not a she Loke just smiled and nodded; at one point even said he had good taste in 'women'. Gray grinned, half asleep.

Gray will happily admit that he was a light weight after that night.

Gray was sure he will go out drinking again.


The door crashed open and woke Gray up violently; he looked around, like a wide eyed and lost puppy, he finally found the one who caused this, Ultear.

The older girl was standing laughing at the mess on the floor "woh, bro, learn to button up your jacket," she giggled making her way over to him, so that she could correct his clothing. Gray stared down, clueless, at her as she unbuttoned the royal jacket.

"Ultear… what time is it?" he winced at the light that abused his eye once he attempted a look at his clock.

The princess raised her eye brows and her face formed a slightly annoyed expression, not unlike her "10 o'clock, lazy ass, if you're going to sneak out with your butler at least set your alarm for the next morning," finishing her handy work, she looked up at her brothers slightly terrified expression "we let you have a lye-in dimwit, and yes, mother doesn't know," his terror disappeared and he had the strongest need to hug his sister, but he didn't since she would probably throw him down the frozen lake.

"thanks," he muttered noticing the throbbing that began to pound in his head. He wanted to sleep again

"b-ut you have a meeting with a possible suitor for you, so you have to get up,"

"agh, not again,"

"she's a pretty one… with an even prettier servant," she giggled and pulled Gray up.

He winces "can you talk a little quieter please,"


The castle in which they lived was big, to say the least. It felt like an hours walk just to get to the court room, especially when your slightly drunk. Eventually he made it though, and he was not disappointed when he got there. When Ultear said 'pretty' she meant it, the girl stood in front of his mother was beautiful. The prince remembered her from when they were children, Lucy Heartfillia.

She was wearing a long, white flowing dress that dragged behind her; the hem had pink fabric flowers sowed on and it was all in all a very pretty dress. Gray winced. If only he swung that way. He didn't want to hurt his childhood friend. He jogged over to his seat next to the queen, where Loke had been waiting in his suit, and arm tucked behind his back. Gray saw his lip twitch, trying to restrain a smirk.

Lucy smiled at the sight at him "my butler is late, you will have to bear with me,"

My mother scoffed beside Gray "late? He should not be, if I was a maiden like yourself I would fire him the moment he was a second late,"

The blond princess all but giggled lightly "no, no, he's a brilliant servant, I actually ordered him to have a night off yesterday, and he was actually early this morning, but half asleep and hung over, so…"

Loke looked back at Gray and smiled, he mimed a 'I wonder if we saw him?' and returned his eyes to the princess, the ginger was obviously fantasising about her, he was almost drooling. She was pretty indeed.

The huge doors on the opposite side of the room creaked open slowly, and stepped out a pinkette servant boy. Grays eyes widened and he almost choked in surprise. The boy from last night had just waked into his home, servant of his childhood friend, servant of his fiancé. And lord, the back of his head seemed good looking enough, but the front? He was like a walking god. Gray swallowed, hard.

Gladly, Loke hadn't noticed, or maybe he had but thought he shouldn't point it out, either way Gray was relieved.

"s-sorry, Happy was supposed to wake me up…"

Lucy smiled warmly "its fine, Natsu, hurry up so we can start,"


... okay since you might be mad at me I'll cheer you up

Gray-LET IT GO! LET IT GO!

Loke-CANT HOLD IT BACK ANY MORE!

Gray-LET IT GO! LET IT GO!

both-TURN AWAY AND SLAM THE DOORRRR

Gray-*knocking* ultear? do you want to build a sn-

Ultear-piss off runt

Gray- D:

Gray-daaaaammmnnn she fiiiinnneeeeee

Loke-hells yes. do she got the booty?

Gray-she dooooo!

Natsu-I think im being watched...

Happy-oh, i better wake Natsu up, NATSSUUU

Natsu-*snoring*

Happy-...*slaps with fish*

Natsu-*still snoring*

Happy-OH LOOK ITS IGNEEL

Natsu-*zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz*

half an hour later

Happy-im gonna get erza on you

Natsu-IM UP!