Authors Note
Thanks to everyone who commented, and I do agree that it was a great way to bring the girls back. As you can see, the October 2nd thing is scrapped. This is only the beginning of the drama.
Last time on The Real Princess of Disney...
Snow White: So I gave birth to my beautiful son Hans on August 31st, and he is the perfect mix of Prince and I. I am throwing a christening in few days so everyone... even Jasmine for the first time
( Aurora added "Don't forget the new girls Esmeralda and Mulan. I have seen Esmeralda here and there, and from what Cindy told me, she is a nightmare. I have not met Mulan yet". "As long as those girls keep that drama outside of the church, than we are good. I would snap if Jasmine or anyone makes an effin mockery at my son's christening." Snow White declared)
(With Phoebus and Esmeralda there too?". She rolled her eyes before answering "Most likely. I do not know what he sees in that troublesome gypsy. You know I've heard some things about her. I'm not willing to go see her after what she did to me".)
Cinderella: Esmeralda contacted Belle and they exchanged for months to bring me down. She lied to Belle who then claimed I never saw my nephew, and I blew it. I personally believe that she is the reason why my brother and I don't have a good relation ship right now.
He continued "It makes me sick how Phoebus turns on his family for someone he picked up from the street. When he worked for the palace for a bit, he just caused trouble and ruined my family. Punkass"
Esmeralda: I don't know what Cinderella's issue with me is. If anyone should be mad, it is me. I know what is important and I have my priorities straight)
(Mulan greeted the women with a bit of nervousness "So... I have been looking forward to meeting the three of you. I have heard so much about you three. I am sorry with everything that is going on with your marriage" she consoled her, offending the redhead.
Ariel: Oh no she did not just throw shade at me like that. Who does she think she is?
"My marriage is PERFECT by the way. It was nice to meet you too" she spat back.
Mulan: Did I say something wrong?)
(Esmeralda: I am trying to find one thing that she is saying that makes sense, but I can't find a thing, which is a shame because she is not stupid.
Cinderella: Esmeralda got so defensive when her marriage was brought up. Do you like it when it is you who gets the backlash?
"You act like you are this tough, strong leader but you are switching it up. STAND YOUR GROUND AND BE THE TOUGH GIRL THAT YOU CLAIM TO BE HEIFER. APOLOGIZE TO ME" she shouted, with Poca eavesdropping from behind the building. "I'm not gonna apologize to you for taking to my brother, are you kidding me? Don't tell me what to do, because you guys can't handle the the truth" she told the gypsy, who told "Don't get in between my marriage ever again you trifling bitch" pointing her finger in Cindy's face. "Talking to you is like talking to a wall. Goodbye. Charming is waiting for me in the carriage. Bye" Cinderella waved off before Esme taunted "Run away like you always do coward". Cindy walks back to her and gets in her face "Excuse me". "Would you like to do something, cause we can throw down bitch" the gypsy declared, throwing her earring off the floor and taking off her jewelry.)
Intro
Snow White: I'm old school. I believe in the traditional, conservative ways
Cinderella: I'm all about family, from my marriage to my siblings
Aurora: Life throws many things at you. You have to roll through the good and bad
Ariel: People are always trying to get under my skin, but a tougher than petty rumors
Belle: I am a princess now, so watch out
Jasmine: I am fabulous, and VERY Rich bitch
Pocahontas: I am Colors of the Wind Fabulous
Esmeralda: I am tough, so don't cross me
Mulan: I'm neither a girly girl or a tom boy
9 Princesses: We are the Real Princesses of Disney
Season 2 Episode 2: Charities Gone Wrong
Paris (Esmeralda's home)
(Phoebus and Esmeralda are eating lunch, with Quasimodo playing with Zephyr. "So, I heard about what happened with you and Cinderella last night, What happened? You stormed in mad as hell and went straight to bed" he curiously asked. She sighed before explaining "Wow, word travels fast. So, she sent one of her friends to get me, and she asked me about contacting Belle". Phoebus rolled his eyes before adding "And she forgets to realize you two knew one another way before Disney came around?". "Clearly. I was explaining to her that Belle told me some stuff Cindy said about you and some of the comments about how I would leave you for another man and then about how you two take about Charming's situation, and she completely lost it. She stormed out, and I had to chase after her." she explained. He grunted "Is she serious? She changed since she took Charming back and now she's taking her anger on us" and rolled his eyes.)
Esmeralda: It is sad seeing Phoebus upset because that is his only sister and they were starting to reconnect but then she starts with this "I am the boss, and I know better", and turning up her nose at her own family. I think she is jealous
("I am sick of this bullshit. So, she can diss or marriage, but when someone mentions hers, she goes crazy. She went "princess on us". She needs to get over the fact that I married a gypsy. And that punk Charming just let this happen?" he vented. "OH MY GOSH, He went in the fucking carriage and did nothing. If people heard form the inside, then he must have heard. He is a punk afterwards" she said. "I have to go back to work soon. Let's have a quickie before I go" he seductively begged. She gave in "Fine. We can't let Quasi hear us though" dragging him upstairs to Woohoo.)
France (Charming's castle)
Cinderella: The big fight with Esmeralda really stressed me out, and I do know that she told Phoebus, who's going to bitch to me about it soon
("So, what the hell was up with that fight with the gypsy girl last night?" Charming asked. "Okay, listen to this. You know how she called up with Belle to dig up dirt about us. She told Belle that I never visited Zephyr" she complained. "That is a boldface lie. You went on the first day" Charming confirmed. " I know. She then turned the conversation to our marriage and then I had it. The bitch followed me to start a fight. We argued for who knows how long about our marriage and Phoebus, and then she called me a coward and said "Would you like to do something". She was about to fight me at the church, how unclassy?". "There is a reason why gypsies have that stereotype, and it shows because of people like her" he said.)
Cinderella: Another argument that Belle started. So there is Ariel vs Aurora, Jasmine vs Pocahontas and Snow White, and now me and Esmeralda? Truly disgusting that they would both sink this low
("I... I never wanted this. I wanted us to be a family again. Our marriage has been a lot better and I wanted the relationship between Phoebus and I to be the way we were when we were children and before Tremaine sent him away. She destroyed any chance for us to reconcile" she bitterly told before continuing "But I am glad to be starting our marriage book". He looked her and assured her "I know I have not always been the best to you, but I am making up fro it now, and you will always have me" and kissed her hand.)
China
Mulan: I am meeting Shang's mother and family for the first time, and I am more than nervous. I heard that the Li family are an extremely tough bunch
(The couple are riding a carriage, and she plays with her fingers in nervousness "You have nothing to be worried about" Shang reassured her. She looked at him and told him "Your mother and sisters have a reputation that they will eat someone alive Shang. Your father was a tough man too" making him a bit sad at the mention of his father "I am sorry for brining that up" she quickly apologized. The carriage stopped and he quickly announced "We are here" as they leave the carriage. Do not be nervous" holding her hand as they walked to his home. He knocked on the door for it to be opened by a middle-age woman with a scorn on her face "Hello. It has been so long since you came home Shang. It is not rich to sleep over at a lady's house when you are unmarried" dragging him inside with Mulan slowly following him.)
Mulan: She practically ignored me. Goodness
(They are at the table and Shang and his mother have an engaging conversation "I was with the emperor last week and he told me some great news. I am the General now, and I'm only 21." "That is wonderful son. I knew all that money and eggs put into you schooling will pay off eventually. Your father would be proud of you" his mother congratulated. Mulan tried to cut in to join the conversation " He has been working hard these past few months. I am pr...l before getting cut off by his mother "So Shang, when are you going to settle down with a wife. I do not remember the last time you even went out with a girl. People are talking". Shang grabbed his girlfriend's hand and announced "But mom, I already have one. Mulan and I are together" with his mom choking on her tea. "You... You can't be serious, right?" offending the couple.)
France (Adam's Office)
Belle: My fundraisers are going great. I have made enough money to build a few schools in the neighborhood since they are not the brightest people in the kingdom
(The two are sitting at his desk and he asks "We raised a lot of money for this venture, but we need to figure on where to put the first school in our kingdom. That little town you lived in are not going to support is anytime soon, so that is not an option." She thought about it for a moment before saying "Paris is where we should start". He liked at her strangely in doubt "Why Paris? That is out of our zone". "Think about it. Paris is no doubt the most famous and popular place in France and if we start there, buzz about it will be created and the demand for more will increase like crazy. Esmeralda told me that she never got an education because of being a gypsy, and I hear the same from other friends in Paris. Their system sucks and they are frankly a mess" she explained". "Okay Paris it is" he agreed. He thought about it before asking "What do you think about a wedding".)
Belle: I cannot believe how much time has past since he became human again. We continue to take counselling, and it is doing miracles for us, but if this is his way of proposing...,well it is going to take forever for our engagement to even start.
(She twirled her hair "I am definitely open to it, but if that is your way of proposing, then it'll never happen". He looked away in nervousness before telling her "I'll get a ring done very soon, but you won't know when I'll propose. So, are you still doing that get together". She corrected "It's a charity; you know I love my charities. I need to go visit Mulan to correct some details about it. It will also be a great way for all us Disney folks to get to know her, Shang, and all their friends from China".)
Belle: From what I have seen, Mulan is very pro-feminism, and I do need to make relationships with other royals, and she will definitely help with that. We also get to know her, though we already heard some rumors.
Agrabah (Jasmine's Office)
Jasmine: I am known for my sapphires and great jewelry, so I am starting a jewel trade and jewelry line. It only makes sense; Agrabah has jewels like no other
(Her father enters the room and sees her making blueprints "Jasmine, I have to say that I am extremely proud of you with taking over this project for me". She continues with what she was doing before realizing someone was talking to him "Oh sorry father, I was just focused. You wanted me to have more of a hand with the royal duties, and I am. How is the diet". He patted himself before responding "It's going well. I lost 40 pounds already and had to have seamstresses make new outfits. So, tell me how much you did?". She showed him some of her plans, as she explained "I have studied the land as to see where a lot of the jewels are hidden, and I designed a few routes for the workers to fetch. I already sent some of the men to dig some up")
Jasmine: People think I am dumb because I don't have too much responsibility and I am sassy, but don't get it twisted. I am one of the FEW to receive an education
(She continued "It bothers me when people make up so many accusations of Agrabah when they don't know about what goes on here, which is why I got so mad at Snow and Pocahontas when they said things about us being broke and a bunch of others. Our lives has brought millions of dollars into our kingdom, and we are thriving". He put down the plans and questioned "I have seen the work you have done these past few months, and Al's continuing education and what if I told you that I am retiring?" waiting to see her reaction. She looked at him in shock "Y... you can't be serious, right? I am only 17, and I have so much to do. You are looking good and healthy dad, so there's no reason for you to retire, and Aladdin did not finish his education. I have to continue with my work dad. See you later" and she escorted him out of the office.)
Germany (Garden)
Snow White: Everyone heard Cinderella and Esmeralda arguing from outside, and I wanted to know what the hell that was. I did not have time to catch up with some of my friends at the christening, so a get together is great
(Snow, Aurora, Cinderella and Pocahontas sit on a bench to talk "John Rolfe and I are doing really well. We learn to compromise, all the way down to our worlds, which is why we work. He is easy on the eyes though" Pocahontas revealed. Snow congratulated "Well, that is great. I knew something was off with you and John Smith last year, and it looked like he made some things so much harder for you." with Aurora looking sideways in nervousness.)
Aurora: There is a lot of rumors about John Rolfe down in Britain, like the fact that he is married Not a good reputation
(The English princess decided to change the topic and asked Cinderella "So, what was up with you and Esme arguing at the christening a week ago? You do know we heard it, right?". She sighed before confessing "I wanted to talk to her about what she was telling Belle and the lies she told to me, and it went crazy. She started talking about my marriage, my brother, and a whole bunch of other foolishness". "It is sad to see family arguing about silly things, but not realizing that you could lose them at any minute. Cherish your family because they can go in a snap" Aurora told her.)
House of Mouse
(Belle, Ariel, Jasmine, Esmeralda and Mulan are sitting at a table having drinks. "So, I am pretty sure you know Mulan and I are having a party tonight, and we just wanted to go over the guest list" Belle told them. "Why do you need us to go over a list" Esmeralda asked, as she was confused with the idea. "There are some controversial guests on it, like John... Smith" Belle confirmed, with Ariel and Jasmine oohing. "I wonder how Pocahontas is going to react to that" Ariel hissed.)
Esmeralda: That was some shady crap they pulled. I do not know why they felt the need to invite him just to piss her off
("I am confused, what is the big deal about him coming" Mulan asked, unaware of all the drama. Jasmine found it upon herself to tell her the details "John Smith was her lover in her first documentary, and they were dating up to December, when she dumped him fro John Rolfe. But rumor has it, she is still sleeping with him" giving the Asian a shocked look. The redhead opened up her mouth " I do not know why she has to run form him, he is a part of Disney, and his status in the group is higher than Rolfe's. She needs to grow up". "She does not seem bad to me, she seems really cool" Mulan put her opinion out. "Yeah, she does not deny and deny like my unfortunate sister in-law" a tipsy gypsy blurted out, and tool another sip of her drink.)
Mulan: I do not know all the drama and stuff but by the way things are going, I am going to get dragged into it
China (Mulan's Home)
Mulan: The entire house was decorated from the living room to the outer farms. I cannot wait for these people to see my world
(Cinderella, Charming, Snow White, and Prince knocked on her door, and she opened it to greet them "Oh hey everybody, you guys wore Chinese attire too. You did not have to do that" and hugged each one, as the princes nervously went to Shang and shook their heads to him. "We are in China, and in someone's house, so it only makes sense" Cinderella responded as they entered the house. "Where is Belle? Isn't this her party too?" Snow White mentioned. "She'll be here soon. I have to tell you two something. You are friends with Pocahontas, right?" she asked. The first two princess said at the same time "Yes". Mulan continued "Well, her ex John Smith was added to the list, and I do not think Pocahontas knows, from what I was told" shocking the two.)
Cinderella: Well, well, well. Shady Belle does her work again, but her target is Pocahontas. What exactly did she do to her? Nothing for Belle to have the need to set her up.
(Snow White admitted "Well, it does make sense him to go to Disney parties. I don't know if it is a set up, but it was bound to happen" The men were having hard time with getting along "S...so Shang. You and Mulan are ge...getting married, right" Prince said, trying not to blurt out what he wanted to say with Charming looking sideways in awkwardness. "I don't like men if that is what you are trying to get at you mother fucker" Shang snapped, with the prince walking away in nervousness.)
Snow White: There are a lot of rumors about Shang, his past, and his relationship with Mulan. I don't know much about them, but I want to see for himself
(Soon enough, everyone but Pocahontas and John Rolfe is at the party "I cannot believe that you saved China all by yourself. How could you handle yourself with all those hot men" the arabian nudged. Mulan told them "There was only 1 hot man there, and I am dating him". Ariel decided to ask "How do you feel about those rumors about your relationship, and his... sex preferences", pissing off the asian, and making Jasmine and Esmeralda nervous and turn their head "Excuse me. Why the f are you to come in my house and insult me, my boyfriend, and my relationship" she spat. "I was asking a question. No need to be so...defensive, unless there is something you are hiding." she questioned. She quickly replied "I have nothing to fucking hide about my relationship, and there is no proof of my man liking men. Are you mad because your marriage is getting worse and he is ruining your family? You are pregnant and I am sorry it is causing so much stress")
Ariel: Who is this woman. She throws shade at my marriage at the christening, and now going after my family? I may me pregnant, but I can still throw down
Mulan: So she comes into MY house to attack my relationship? WHO DOES THAT. I and a whole lot of others know about her marital issues, but I am not going to go there
("Why don't we go over there" Aurora demanded, dragging her to where the classics were. "What the hell was that for. Does she always do this shit?" the asian madly asked. "Kind of" the three of them said at the same time. Over with the early renaissance princess, Belle lectured "That was not necessary Ariel. How do you disrespect someone like that and on their home too". She flipped her hair before responding "She attacked my marriage at the christening, and you can tell Pocahontas and Esmeralda, mostly Pocahontas fed her a bunch of stuff about me. I asked her a question that was out in the street". With the men, John Smith was catching up with the others "So, have you seen Pocahontas since she came to England" Eric asked. He flat out told them "No, but you know, we did have a fling there". "Well, we don't like John Rolfe and I don't know why he is even here. He is a sequel character" Adam complained)
Aurora: I do know that a lot of the men do not like John Rolfe for some reason. He is a lot like mine, Snow White's and Cinderella's princes, but even they dislike him
(Pocahontas and John Rolfe knocked on the door "Those men do not like me, and I have no reason as to why", with her rubbing his shoulder. Shang opened the door, and greeted Pocahontas with open arms "Hello Pocahontas; glad that you are here" and gave her a hug before the couple walked in the house. "I cannot wait to see this" Jasmine commented with Ariel, Aladdin and Belle nodding in agreement. "John, come over here" the new prince called over Pocahontas' old boyfriend. The new couple made their way to their friends "Hello girls, you are all looking fabulous." she commented, and hugged each of them. Mulan tried to warn her "Pocahontas, I need to tell you about a guest..." before she was cut off by someone touching her "Pocahontas" Smith called, and she turned around and tripped after seeing him "John" she asked weakly and embarrassed, as Jasmine and Belle shared a look. She got back up thanks to Esmeralda and asked "What a...are you doing here?". He looked to the early renaissance couples and pointed to them "I wanted to visit my old friends", and she put two and two together.)
Pocahontas: These mother fuckers, they set me up. I have not seen John Smith since I broke up with him, and they brought him so they can continue their rumors. How dirty and disrespectful they are. That was a slap in the face to my NEW relationship
("Let's go and confront them" Esmeralda declared and the two approached them "Was this really necessary for you three to do? Really?" Pocahontas confronted. "What is the issue Pochontas? John Smith is a part of the crew, and he should be invited. Are you hiding an affair?" the brunette questioned, with John Smith looking at her smugly "I have not see John since I dumped him." she told them, with all the princesses and princes surrounding them. She continued "I am not the one who is hiding affairs?" Looking to Ariel and Jasmine, with them getting frustrated and shocking everyone.)
Snow White: Oh my? Pocahontas shut them up quick
Mulan: ZINGERRR. I LOVE IT
("Don't go there bitch because my marriage is SOLID" Ariel told her before continuing "And now you got Mulan to do your dirty work to insult and spread rumors about my marriage. I know A LOT about both of your relationships that I could easily dish out". Mulan got frustrated and confronted "WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU KNOW ABOUT MY RELATIONSHIP. You INSULT MY RELATIONSHIP AND SHANG IN MY HOUSE. I am sick of all this drama, and you 6 need to get out of my house " pointing towards the door. Belle stepped up and told her "This is MY party too, and I ask them to stay. Pocahontas needs to get over herself, and we can all donate and have a great time. Cinderella over-talked her and announced "NOW you all see the shadiness that I HAVE BEEN TRYING TO WARN ALL OF YOU ABOUT". Phoebus heard his sister and told her "Cinderella, not now with this bullshit. You are not innocent either". Charming started to get in the middle and told him "SHUT UP Phoebus. This is not about your gypsy girl.". Cindy was tired of all of this and declared "This is for another time".)
Belle: This party soon turned into a big confrontation and speculation fest. I thought this was to get to know Mulan and so I can fund-raise
(The group split up into the early renaissances and everyone else. "I do not know how someone is so disrespectful to set someone up in another's home, and disrespect the homeowner in many ways" Mulan said. Esmeralda admitted "I do admit that I did see another side of them tonight, but they should not be talking especially with the foursome Ariel, Eric, Aladdin and Jasmine had", with a few gasping. Pocahontas fueled the fire by telling "Oh yeah, I totally forgot about that. I was thinking about the time Ariel and Aladdin screwed at the House of Mouse, and I also heard how sometimes Jasmine joins them ". "Oh my goodness, this needs to stop. I swear this was about the 9 couples getting to know one another and to fundraise Belle's charity" Aurora said, with a few laughing. "She ain't getting my money for sure" Pocahontas laughed off.)
Aurora: Oh great, there is another division among-st the group, but unlike last season where it was classics vs renaissance, it is now early renaissances and later renaissances. And Cinderella is beefing with one from each side. At least the drama is not about me.
Snow White: This is going to be long battle and to be honest, I am glad that I am not a part of it this time. I have too much responsibilities to take care of and a family to worry about than get involved in this crap.
Next time on The Real Princesses of Disney...
(The siblings sat at the table as he told "What happened to you? You used to be so fun, sweet, light-weight and good-hearted and now you are so bitter, envious, and not fun to be around". She was slightly offended by this and retaliated "What happened to me? Nothing. I am the same Cindy I've ALWAYS BEEN. YOU are the one that changed when you married the gypsy. The letters from you stopped coming, and you never even came to visit me after you came from the army. While I was a slave fro Lady Tremaine, you were getting it on with Esmeralda. You completely withdrew from me". He nodded his head and butted in "No, YOU changed as soon as you married that ass Charming.)
("Okay, let's get to business. You wanted to tell me something?" Snow asked. She flipped her hair before explaining "Oh yes. Our two kingdoms have the biggest extraction of magic and nature, so we should use that to make an acquisition and thrive off of it." Snow patiently waited before realizing that is it "Aurora, there has to be more than that?".
Snow White: I feel like there is an idea somewhere, but it is not really realized.)
(Cinderella: Belle is irritating me to the max right now. She is yelling at me, lying about what I said, lying about what she said, denying her lies, pointing her fingers in my face. After digging in my life to try to hurt me when I did nothing to you? You need to get a life
"You are a fucking liar. That's it" she said as she started to pass by, with Cinderella retorting "You are a liar, tramp" and Pocahontas begging "No Belle, we need to work this out. It is not supposed to be like this. You and Cinderella were friends last year". She was grabbed and told the native "I was, but not since she thought she had the nerve to tell me what to do in my house and continuously attack me". "Common trash is what you are Belle" the blonde told her, with her saying "Cinderella, go fuck yourself" with her leaving the restaurant. Cinderella got her purse and announced "I'm going to beat her ass")
Authors Note
So, do you think the early Renaissance girls set up Pocahontas or is she overreacting? Do you think that was disrespectful for all that to go on in Mulan's home? Is Jasmine a very rich bitch? Comment on what you think about everything below.