Authors Note
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Last time on The Real Princesses of Disney...
(She started explaining "After my moms death, things went the worst in my kingdom with an illness, and I wanted to reconnect with the fairies. I decided to group with them because they created some great stuff that cures people. I contacted Snow White to see if she is in, and she agreed somewhat". Cindy was a bit confused at that and suggested "I do not think that you and Snow White going into business is not a good idea. Remember what happened with Ariel last year?".
Aurora: Why is Cinderella bringing up about what happened last year with Ariel. Snow White and I are and always were close friends and Ariel was an acquaintance. Snow and I understand one another, so this will be a piece of cake
"So, how far did you guys go with the potion" Aurora asked. They exchanged a look of annoyance before answering "It is working well Aurora. We are doing fine thank you very much." Merrywether sarcastically told her. She was annoyed with the way she responded and lectured "The attitude is not needed Merrywether.)
("A secret source AKA Pocahontas spread a bunch of rumors about Aladdin and I being in a restaurant to plan something for your birthday. He came here to draw some sketches for the floor planning, but I don't think the party is happening as both him and Jasmine are keeping their distance" she explained. He still looked doubtful and asked "Why did he have to come to our home to do that, and why didn't you get Belle or Jasmine to go with you?". She looked at him and can tell he does not wholeheartedly trust her "You do not trust me. I... I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS. I AM ABOUT TO HAVE A BABY!
Pocahontas: There is a tape... about a few people that are in the House of Mouse beyond closing hours, and they got very drunk... put the dots together. You heard it here first)
(Mulan: My family is on my tail about getting engaged, Shang's promotion to a General makes him leave more often and to be honest, I feel very lonely and empty.
He held her shoulders "I know I should be taking more time off and focus in our relationship, but we can do both". I promise now that this will be the last of me going off to war for a good while. I do care about our relationship and to prove that.." and bent on his knees, taking out a ring to hold out "Fa Mulan Li, will you marry me". She was shocked but thrilled at his proposal but told him "Yes. but you have to stay home for the engagement" before jumping in his arms and kissed him.)
("When it happened, you were out with your father and..." screamed when she felt a pain in her stomach. She soon felt calm and her friend asked "Are you alright Ariel. Should I get a doctor?". "I am alright".
Jasmine: All of a sudden, Ariel started groaning and clutching her stomach. Take it in that Eric is out of the castle, and the servants are out in town for a break
"I am fine" Ariel said before continuing "I tried to tell Eric that it was false and to reassure him, but he seemed very standoff-ish. Jasmine pointed out "Aladdin tells me that he sees them spying on him and I do know Pocahontas is trying to find a reason to bring negative news about us". "Something about Mulan threw me off from the moment I..." and screamed again as she clutched her stomach in pain. She fell out of her seat and yelled "OH SHIT, I'M HAVING THE BABY" and Jasmine ran to her side".)
Intro
Snow White: I'm old school. I believe in the traditional, conservative ways
Cinderella: I'm all about family, from my marriage to my siblings
Aurora: Life throws many things at you. You have to roll through the good and bad
Ariel: People are always trying to get under my skin, but a tougher than petty rumors
Belle: I am a princess now, so watch out
Jasmine: I am fabulous, and VERY Rich bitch
Pocahontas: I am Colors of the Wind Fabulous
Esmeralda: I am tough, so don't cross me
Mulan: I'm neither a girly girl or a tom boy
9 Princesses: We are the Real Princesses of Disney
Denmark (Ariel and Eric's bedroom)
Jasmine: It has been like 2 hours, and Eric has not returned yet, and I do not really want to leave her by herself.
(Jasmine knocks on the door and asks "Can I come in?" and the doctor opens the door and tells the friend "I just shot the needles, and she won't be pushing for a while." before going on about his business. She approached Ariel who told her "Oh my frikking goodness, I never knew how long labor would b...be. They had to shoot the medicines in me to get me to calm down". "Yes, I heard the screaming" she commented. Ariel grabs her hand and asks "D...do you know where Eric is? I have not heard from him since the morning?" hoping she hears the answer she wants to hear. Jasmine nodded her head and said "No. He should have gotten the news by now.)
Ariel: I am more than upset that Eric has still not made it yet. I hope he does not miss this because of that stupid article
(She started to get mad and blurted out "This better not be about that stupid article. He better show up soon, or there will be trouble in the castle". Jasmine rubbed her arm to comfort her "Do not get mad because it will make the labor worse, and you don't want something to happen". "I know, but I cannot help it. Things have gotten so weird these few days, and I hope he is having second thoughts". "How dilated are you Ariel?" she asked. She thought about it "About 6 centimeters. I am just waiting for the pushing to take effect. When are you going to get pregnant". The arabian laughed for a while and struggled to say "I'm... to young for that... I j...just got married. A... baby" and continued to laugh.)
Jasmine: Look at me. Can you imagine me being a mom. It'll ruin my figure, and things are spicy right now. Maybe in my 30's
(She started to feel the labor coming again and screamed "I THINK IT IS COMING. DOCTOR". The doctor rushed to her side and told Jasmine "You need to leave. She is going to deliver the baby" and she left the room. As soon as she left, Prince Eric rushed into the room and begged "I am sorry for showing late. I was busy with papers across the kingdom and they wouldn't allow me to leave. Please forgive me". She rolls her eyes before she grabs his hands in pain and pushes to get the baby out. "You need to push more Ariel. PUSH" the doctor told her.)
England
Aurora: A lot of the citizens and royals in my kingdom are caught with this severe illness, the one that killed my mother, so I volunteered to give them some temporary antibiotics until I get the cure ready
(She brought out the box of needles and set them on the table. She asked the nurse "So, we just shoot the needles in their arms and they are set for how long?". The nurse was dumbfounded by her lack of knowledge of what she volunteered for and responded "Aurora, it is their legs because there we get a major artery so we shoot it there and we wrap a gauze on it. This will last for 30 days". A lineup starts to form at the table "Ooh, they are here. Welcome everyone. You have to take off your pants sir so you can get the needle" receiving a dirty look.)
Aurora: I do not see why people think I am so dumb. I know my stuff
(She sticks a needle in a woman's thigh who thanks her "Thank you so much" and walked off. Another person showed up and took out their leg "Hello there. Are you nervous?" she asked. "A... A bit. I heard it hurts. Can you make it hurt less" the little child asked. She felt the child's pain and promised "I will make sure that it hurts as little as possible." and as soon as she put a bit in the child, her husband showed up and she rushed to kiss him "It is about time you showed up. I cannot believe you left me for so long. We need to catch up. Let's go. Bye everyone" and everyone waved back as the couple left.
Jamestown (John Rolfe's home)
Esmeralda: Pocahontas and I decided that us and our men would hang out, kind of like a double date, but not really. I hope Phoebus and Rolfe get along, since I know he got along with Smith really well.
(The couple hears knocking on the door, and Pocahontas squeals "Yes, that must be them. You will LOVE them". She primps her hair, twirls, and opens the door "Oh my goodness, I am glad you are here" as she hugs the both of them. Rolfe watches them and nods then he walks off. The Parisian couple looked at one another and Phoebus whispered "What the heck is his deal?" and she shrugged. Pocahontas rushed to the oven and takes out the lamb chops to serve. Shocked, she asked "When the heck did you learn to cook british meals?" and gave her a look. She flipped her hair and almost forced her words "Esmeralda. Not with that again. I told you that I wanted to learn about the British lifestyle".)
Snow White: I think it is great that Pocahontas wants to learn about other cultures. I don't know why everyone hates Rolfe so much
("So, how was Greece Esme? You didn't tell me about that" Poca asked with excitement. "It was AH MAZING. I have never been there before and never been to Meg's house. it is like a castle, but it is not. The food is amazing, the gypsies Meg got for me were great, and she really showed me a good time. I got a little tan". She looked at Esme good and noticed it "Oh you DID. You have a little golden color to your skin. Would you like to go there John" she asked. He came out of his gaze and told without care "No. I heard that the greeks are kind of crazy and un...pleasant". Just to provoke Poca's boyfriend, Phoebus asked "So, we are having our annual ugly festival this week, and I would like to personally invite you and your girlfriend to come to the festival?". John bulged his eyes and looked at Pocahontas before bluntly telling him "No. I do nto do...festivals. Pocahontas and I will be out of the country" automatically setting an awkward vibe.)
Esmeralda: Do I think Rolfe is racist? Maybe. Do I think he loves Pocahontas, of course I do. He just needs to chill out and take that pole our of his ass and have a few drink in him, and he'll be good.
Denmark (Ariel and Eric's bedroom)
Ariel: I gave birth to my daughter Melody and she is a decent sized baby. She has my eyes, lips and skin color, with Eric's ears, nose, hair color and chin structure. A perfect mix of the both of us.
(A more than tired Ariel watches the doctor clean off her baby and gives her to Eric. "How does she look like clean. I want to see her" she hissed. He carried the baby over to her and they caressed her "Wow, she looks literally the color white. Are babies always this light?" she asked. Just as confused as she was, he responded "I am just as confused as you are. I am new to this too" before asking the doctor "Is she healthy?". The doctor was cleaning some of his materials as he told the couple "She has no diseases or disabilities, and all of her functions are working".)
Ariel: I always remember my father saying he wanted to witness each of us give birth to all of our children, but he does not even know I have a baby or was even pregnant. It has been almost a year and they still refuse to accept my marriage.
(The family were having a nice silent moment before she blurted out "The baby is yours by the way. Just so any doubt in your head can disappear". He got up and walked to the window as he complained "You have GOT to be kidding me with this Ariel. We just went through the most important event in our lives and you have to bring up this? I never thought you cheated". "CARLOTTA? Take my child to her room please" giving Melody to Carlotta who leaves with her. She turned to the side of her bed to face her husband "You said the story was weird and ignored me since it was leaked. Your actions prove otherwise and this will be the LAST time we talk about this" and flipping the sheets over her.
Paris (Esmeralda and Phoebus's Home)
Esmeralda: Today is the Feast of Fools and I am inviting all the girls and their men to come over to celebrate, drink, and to show them the gypsy life.
(She is running all over the house, placing thing after thing. Quasi asked "Why are you all over the place?". She told him "These girls are really judgemental, and I want to impress them. Shit, where's Zephyr?" and runs around to find her infant. The door rings and Quasi opens it "Hello Snow White, Aurora, Prince and Phillip". They look at the house and were shocked as to what to say "Esme, I though on would live in a bigger home" Aurora blurted out. This caused the gypsy to stop in her tracks and tried not to be offended "We are having a new one built" before hugging each one.)
Snow White: I thought the house was cute. I think this was her home solely, but I didn't expect anything else. It is not like she runs a kingdom and is required to live in a castle
(Cinderella and Belle soon showed up with their men as the two were ignoring one another in the process. "Hello Belle, Cinderella, Adam...Charming" the gypsy air kissed the brunette couple and have a handshake to her in-laws, pissing her off. "Wow, what a greet Esme" and rushed to her friends "Snow, I swear you are gaining more curves after the baby" and tickled her. "Now you all can stop making fun of me for having no chest." Snow said as she got tickled. Ariel, Jasmine, their men and Mulan came and entered the home "Esmeralda, how are you doing" the Asian hugged her friend and everyone else but Belle. "You forgot me" the brunette mentioned. "No I didn't". "Where is Phoebus" Aladdin asked. She was breasts feeding her kid with no shame as she answered "Oh, he has a shift that'll end in an hour". Quasi announced "Well I'm gonna go to the festival and have fun. Anyone coming?" with all the princess leaving with him in voices of agreement.)
Ariel: I thought her house would be bigger. Isn't she like oOne of the most important people in Paris?
Topsy Turvy Festival (tent)
(Esme explained bowed them their outfits "So, you asks are going to wear these" and of the pile of dresses on a table. Snow White picked up here in disgust and looks at the provocative dress "Uh, is there own that covers more skin. This is almost as bad as Jasmine's attire" with her rolling her eyes and responding "You were being so nice for almost 2 months? Maybe you man will finally pay attention to you" and they are about to go in a huge argument befor Cinderella intervenes "Ladies, not now. I am kind of excited because I wanna see my husband's reactions, and I have never been to the Feast of Fools before" making Belle roll her eyes in annoyance.)
Belle: Is she still trying to pull of that wise leader shit? No one is is buying it
(Outside, Clopin is announcing "And now it is time for the most beautiful ladies in the world. Come out girls" with all 9 of them coming from a puff of smoke. "Follow me ladies" she announced and started to do her usual seductive gypsy dance and strutting to her husband to grind on him. "Oh, I get it. I do this on the bed every night" Jasmine announced and swung on the pole like a stripper. Snow whispered to Cindy "wow, the whore is better then the professional dancer" and laughed. Jasmien was soon grinding on her husband and he feels her up. Esmeralda for away from Phoebus and dragged Ariel and Mulan to dance. Mulan was stiffer than a board in her movement and commented "Esme, I look ridiculous. I cannot dance lien this until we are married". Men started to toss their coins at the girls. Snow finally started to dance with the other classics and Belle, but not in the provocative way, but the traditional way. The 4 were booed by men, some were their husbands.)
Aurora: It sucked to be booed by my own husband (laughs hysterically)
Snow White: Oh my goodness, that was the most embarrassing thing that I've ever done
("Oh, come on" Jasmine complained and grabbed a keg spray and sprayed the other princesses. The renaissance girls were dancing with beer on them and even drinking on the keg. "WWWWHHHHHHOOOOO" Belle yelled and jumped in the crowd where she was caught by the audience. "I have had enough. I'm gonna hang with Quasimodo and Zephyr" Cindy told them and held her nephew. "So, why aren't you dancing Quasi?"She asked. He twiddled his thumb in nervousness "Uhh...Uugh No...no one wants me there". Phoebus showed up and assured his friend in a drunken way "That is a bunch if crap Quasi. Look at those girls, they are looking for a good time if you know what I mean" and winked at him. Has I walked nervously to the two women who danced with him. Phoebus sat down by his sister and drunkenly spat "Esme is looking really good under that sexy dress. I just want I eat her" with Cinderella gasping.)
Cinderella: It was more than disturbing to hear my distant brother blurry out what he wants to do to his wife at their home. No wonder why they had a baby so soon. I almost threw up
Scotland
Pocahontas: So he apparently took me to Scotland so we can dine. He is not really telling me much
(Their carriage stops at a home "John, where are we?" she asked. He opened the door for her and helped her out as he answered "This is our Scotland home. I have not been here yet and I thought that we should go together". She questioned "So why couldn't we have gone after the Feast of Fools?". "Well, this is more important isn't it?" and thy entered the home to see fancy decor, walls, etc. "Oh my goodness. It is very... flashy". She looked at the food on the table and rushed to the table "Wow, you planned this really well. Come.")
Mulan: I am not the one to judge relationships, as everyone is doing to me, but I don't know if they are the most happy together. I could be wrong
(They eat in silence before he starts conversation "Do you like the haggis" as he is eating. She wiped her mouth before answering "Not really. I really like the mashed potatoes, but I do have something to tell you". "What is it Pocahontas". "It has been a bit over 6 moths since we have been dating and my father still has not met you. I have not seen him or Nakoma in a while, but they sent me a letter saying that they want got meet you for dinner. It would really be fun to have both of my world together and you can see some of my culture. You'll fit right in" she exasperatedly told. He sighed before responding "I guess it is about one that I met them. From what you say about them, they are clearly very important to you. We are always there for business reasons and I should just relax". "That is great." she said as she held his hand to get up and headed to the bedroom.)
Paris (Esmeralda's Home)
Esmeralda: We decided to come back to my home to change and to relax. The party is 24 hours so a break is necessary
("Jasmine, I never knew that you had those type of moves. You should do this every year" Esmeralda complimented. The Arabian wiped her face with a wet rag "Thanks but no thanks. Those moves are for my husband, and I am going to use those movers to get rid of those dumb cheating rumours", giving an uncomfortable vibe to everyone. "I am going to look for Cinderella, come Aurora" Snow announced, as the two ran out of the house quickly. "Oh, I heard about those and I am so sorry that this is happening to you Jasmine" Mulan told her and gave her a hug. "Ignoring the snub, they are preposterous. Why would and 8 month pregnant woman have a tasteless fling with my friend's husband?" With Esme looking skeptical.)
Esmeralda: There is a lot of information that is out there. From what I have observed, there is an attraction between Al-Ariel, and Jasmine-Eric.
("So, why isn't Pocahontas here with us?" Mulan asked. Esme told them "Oh, her and John had to go somewhere far so they could not make it. More like John said it and she agreed.". Jasmine rolled her eyes and complained "Though we are not friends anymore, I do not like John Rolfe for her. He is so controlling and is so stuck-up. It is sickening to watch." "I know. Apparently, I heard from Eric that he is going to legally marry her when he has a wife. Word is that she has never been to his house and she knows everyone knows he is married" Ariel revealed. Mulan felt uncomfortable and asked "I think to is one to change the topic. Can we change it?" but Ariel only continued "It makes sense because neither wants be around the fucking gypsy savages who are low class. She is being whitewashed" shocking Esme and Mulan and Esme flipped her hair and gave he a dirty look.)
Esmeralda: Oh hell no. She did not just insult gypsies and savages by calling us no class. She said it from her gut
Mulan: That bitch did not just say that. Who says shit like that? She is showing her true ugly colors
Paris
Aurora: It is smart business to make connections with Paris so we can well our stuff there and let's just say, I was prepared
(Aurora and Snow White put a box on the table and the blonde thanked "Thank you for helping me with this. It really means a lot" while opening the box. "No problem. I always believe in health being very important and t is smart that you give it to the French who does have the type of medicine" and puts a sign up. Clopin came up to them and looked at the box weirdly "What are you fine ladies doing with this". Aurora told him "We are giving our medicine needles to you guys. The disease is coming toFrance quick and I want you guys to be prepared. Can you spread the word please" as she curled her hair. Clopin said loudly "The dies ease from England is in France, get your vaccination right now. They are by these two ladies here" pointing to Snow and Rose.)
Snow White: Maybe Aurora is not that business dumb after all. Well played Rose
Next time on The Real Princesses of Disney...
Mulan: I have loafted enough time and decided to pay a visit to the Emperor
("Welcome Fa Mulan. I have been expecting you". "Really" she asked as she sat down in front of him. "Your boyfriend told me to expect you when I sent him off to war. Why did he say that" he questioned. She twiddled her thumbs as she responded "Well, remember when you offered me the job of being an ambassador right after the war finished?" with him nodding "I said no because I wanted to be with my family, but it is boring just being in the home and I feel like I will be wasting off my days. Is that position, or being your assistant which you also offered. O...or anything else. I will make you proud" )
(A pair of lines of mer-soldiers formed on the sea and King Triton floated to the boat and caressed his granddaughter's cheek and sent a bolt through his trident before saying "My precious Melody. I'm giving you this locket, so you will never forget that part of your heart will always belong to the sea" showing her what is inside, which is a telegram of the merworld, closing it and then handing the baby it. A tentacle grabs the baby, shocking everyone "MELODY" Ariel yelled to a giggling Morgana ")
("No, the way you played me was that I was trying to make it seem like I thought she and I were racist, which was never the point" the danish retaliated and continued "Let me say this to you Pocahontas. I DON'T THINK YOU ARE A RACIST AND I NEVER SAID THAT I HATED NATIVES AND GYPSIES. Just tell me, would you have went if John said no and you had no plans" with the native answering "Of course I would, why would I not" causing Ariel and Jasmine to roll their eyes. "You don't think I would have went if John said no for the sake of it" the native asked, which the danish replied "No because you did whatever Smith wanted to do in your documentary and last year, and you let Rolfe treat you like a bitch, even though he is married. Almost like he bought you" receiving a dirty look form her.)
Pocahontas: So you insult my culture by saying "fucking" which means a distaste or annoyance from, and now you are attacking my relationship? I will give it right back to you and 10 times harder
(Pocahontas moved up and yelled "WHAT PROOF IS THERE THAT HE IS MARRIED. AT LEAST I AM NOT A MARRIED WOMAN CHEATING AND A MISTRESS, SO WHO IS WORSE" shocking Esmeralda, and pissing off the other two "YOU SICK BITCH. I NEVER SLEPT WITH ALADDIN AND I KNEW YOU WERE THE ONES THAT PUT THE "STORY" OUT". Poca nodded her head and denied "Oh no no no.)
Author's Note
So thank you for reading, and comments are definitely welcome. All I shave to say about the next episode is that you DON'T want to miss it. The argument is big.