Last time on The Real Princesses of Disney
(Ariel: I gave birth to my daughter Melody and she is a decent sized baby. She has my eyes, lips and skin color, with Eric's ears, nose, hair color and chin structure. A perfect mix of the both of us.
A more than tired Ariel watches the doctor clean off her baby and gives her to Eric. "How does she look like clean. I want to see her" she hissed. He carried the baby over to her and they caressed her "Wow, she looks literally the color white. Are babies always this light?" she asked.)
("So, how was Greece Esme? You didn't tell me about that" Poca asked with excitement. "It was AH MAZING. I have never been there before and never been to Meg's house. it is like a castle, but it is not. The food is amazing, the gypsies Meg got for me were great, and she really showed me a good time. I got a little tan". Phoebus asked "So, we are having our annual ugly festival this week, and I would like to personally invite you and your girlfriend to come to the festival?". John bulged his eyes and looked at Pocahontas before bluntly telling him "No. I do not do...festivals. Pocahontas and I will be out of the country" automatically setting an awkward vibe.
Esmeralda: Do I think Rolfe is racist? Maybe. Do I think he loves Pocahontas, of course I do.)
("So, why isn't Pocahontas here with us?" Mulan asked. Esme told them "Oh, her and John had to go somewhere far so they could not make it. More like John said it and she agreed.". Jasmine rolled her eyes and complained "Though we are not friends anymore, I do not like John Rolfe for her. He is so controlling and is so stuck-up. It is sickening to watch." "I know. Apparently, I heard from Eric that he is going to legally marry her when he has a wife. Word is that she has never been to his house and she knows everyone knows he is married" Ariel revealed. Mulan felt uncomfortable and asked "I think to is one to change the topic. Can we change it?" but Ariel only continued "It makes sense because neither wants be around the fucking gypsy savages who are low class. She is being whitewashed" shocking Esme and Mulan and Esme flipped her hair and gave he a dirty look.)
Esmeralda: Oh hell no. She did not just insult gypsies and savages by calling us no class. She said it from her gut
Mulan: That bitch did not just say that. Who says shit like that? She is showing her true ugly colors
Intro
Snow White: I'm old school. I believe in the traditional, conservative ways
Cinderella: I'm all about family, from my marriage to my siblings
Aurora: Life throws many things at you. You have to roll through the good and bad
Ariel: People are always trying to get under my skin, but a tougher than petty rumors
Belle: I am a princess now, so watch out
Jasmine: I am fabulous, and VERY Rich bitch
Pocahontas: I am Colors of the Wind Fabulous
Esmeralda: I am tough, so don't cross me
Mulan: I'm neither a girly girl or a tom boy
9 Princesses: We are the Real Princesses of Disney
France (Charming's Castle)
(The couple wait for the therapist to come "When are we going to get this therapy over with Cinderella?" Charming complained. "I think we should continue with therapy even seperately. It keeps us levelled in life" she responded. Just in time, the door opens "Hello your majesties" the therapist greeted with them waving back. "So, tell me about how things are now. It has been about 3 weeks since my last visit". They look at one another and Charming blurts out "We are fine by we are still not sleeping together", causing her to jerk her neck "Really? We are going on about this now?". "Therapy is a of being honest honey" he sing-sung. The therapist took notes before intervening "Interesting. I already know about the baby drama last year. Is that the reason why you two are not intimate or is it something more or else.")
Cinderella: Is he serious? I am not going to make the first move, that is always the gentleman's job and he knows it. What is up
("I personally do not think we are at the stage in our relationship to sleep with one another. When we got married, which was the day after we met, we barely knew anything about one another and then his father intervened more than ever" she vented, shocking him "What do you mean by we don't know eachother. I know plenty about you and vice versa" he replied all as the therapist took notes. "We are finally getting somewhere", shocking both of them "What do you mean we are finally GETTING somewhere. I thought we were almost finished" she said. "Not even close. We are just getting started" the therapist chuckled.)
China (Imperial Palace)
Mulan: I have loafted enough time and decided to pay a visit to the Emperor
(She enters the palace and goes to the receptionist. "Hello, I am here for an appointment with the Emperor", with the receptionist telling her "Hold on a moment, I will tell you when he is available" causing her to sit down by herself "Am I doing the right thing? Of course I am. Being at home is beyond boring and I need something to do. Plus, I hate it when the other princesses look at me like "Oh, she does nothing. All she did is to stop a stupid war, how small" with the receptionist looking at her like she is crazy and weakly announced "The emperor wants to see you" causing her to nervously walk to his office.)
Pocahontas: It is great that Mulan is doing something productive with her time. I don't like those that use their higher power just for status and don't...actually...do...work. I am all for that
("Welcome Fa Mulan. I have been expecting you". "Really" she asked as she sat down in front of him. "Your boyfriend told me to expect you when I sent him off to war. Why did he say that" he questioned. She twiddled her thumbs as she responded "Well, remember when you offered me the job of being an ambassador right after the war finished?" with him nodding "I said no because I wanted to be with my family, but it is boring just being in the home and I feel like I will be wasting off my days. Is that position, or being your assistant which you also offered. O...or anything else. I will make you proud" which he laughed at her nervousness. "You had nothing to worry about. There was an extra seat for you anyways. See you at the next meeting in 2 weeks" and gave her a handshake. As she was leaving, she mumbled to herself "How am I going to tell my family now".)
Germany (Snow's old castle)
Snow White: Pocahontas and I have been very busy with our lives. Me with my baby, financial situation, proposition with Aurora and my search for my father, with her being busy with her constant traveling, relationship with Rolfe, and being a huge part of her community. I wanted us to catch up.
(Pocahontas entered the room and hugged Snow "Wow, that baby did wonders to your body Snow. Your stuff are bigger then Cinderella's", causing the German to check herself out "I know right?". She looked around and asked "Uh, why are we meeting here instead of your home?". Snow sat down and explained I brought you here instead of my home because this place is one of the biggest things I am dealing with. I found something that was given to my mother; a necklace" and shows the native a huge, golden necklace. "It is beautiful Snow. But how do you know this is the necklace she meant and how is this going to help you find your father?" Poca asked. She grabbed her mother's diary and explained "Because she said that the necklace is Danish and was given to her by a man named Christian Grimsby".)
Pocahontas: Grimsby? Like Eric's best friend/father? Oh my goodness
("Oh my goodness. You go rid of the Huntsman buying this place out right?" Poca asked. "My Prince is handling that, and lets just say things are looking good. Enough about me, what's going on with you?". "Well, we just moved into a home in Scotland. He is such a gentleman to me and does not take advantage of more like John did. Apparently, I heard that Ariel has been spreading even more rumors other than the seeing John Smith thing". Snow was curious "What did she say?" Pocahontas ran through her hair in anger "She said that I missed the Feast of Fools because Rolfe is racist, forced me to, and I am ashamed of not being white" making Snow gasp. "I do not know why they feel it necessary to defame us with racist allegations. What are you going to do at her baby's party?". "I do not know".)
Denmark (Beach)
Ariel: Today is the day of Melody's christening and party, and I also decided to make it an engagement party of Belle and Adam as well
(Everyone is around the boat doing whatever "Where the hell is Jasmine?She is supposed to be here to help out" wandering around. Belle carries a floor plan and responds "Knowing her; probably having a quickie in the carriage. You really did not have to throw a party for me as well, but thanks". The redhead saw someone bringing a cake on the boat and she runs, yelling "WHAT ARE YOU DOING BRINGING THE CAKE ON THE BOAT HOURS BEFORE THE EVENT. AND THAT OS THE WRONG CAKE" and walks back to her friend. "I hate it when people are so careless. Where is my husband anyways?". The brunette sighed before informing her "He is on the boat with the baby. He told you this earlier".)
Belle: Ariel and organization has never and will never go together
("Ariel, you are losing it. Why are you so nervous?" she asked. The redhead played with her hair as she answered "I invited my father and sisters to come, and I do not know if they will even come. But I will prefer if they don't come then major a scene. Today is about my baby and your engagement; nothing else. Are you nervous about Cinderella coming?". Belle sighed before saying "A bit. The way she attacked me was way worse than Snow throwing the table at Jasmine or Aurora plucking your eyes. But if she ready to come for me, I am ready to send and charge back at her with the truth". Soon enough, a raggedy looking Jasmine approaches them "Hi girls". They turn around and turned off with the way she looks "Why is your hair all ruffled and your clothes misplaced. Oh no, couldn't you wait to do it after the event" the brunette weakly said in dismayal. She was grooming herself as she told them "He looked good. I was hoping the pompous Snow would be here so I could rub it in, since she is "always helping at events". Oh well. I am gonna get a drink since you two are doing nothing".)
House of Mouse
(The three later renaissance girls are eating lunch. "So, you ladies are looking awfully fine for the engagement party/ baby party, especially after what the two did" Mulan sing-sung mockingly. "Ohh, come on. You should really come Mulan. I will be fun. You would want to see the look on Ariel's face when she is outed" Esme told her. "She'll be either like I didn't say that. I hang out with Jasmine meaning that I must not be racist. Just like she denied sucking Al's cock a month ago" Poca spat and they laughed before continuing "Or she'll get all crunk and violent on us like she did Aurora a year ago. She can't take us three". "We are the most kickass and strong ones in the group. She'll get beat that like that" Esme snapped her fingers and they all high-fived. "Even though the offer to see a blow up tempting, I've actually got a job to do, and it is rude to disrespect someone in their home, though she did it to me" the asian said.)
Mulan: I don't fuck with spiteful, catty bitches like that. You don't make sly racist comments like that and disrespect a person's relationship and home and do a bunch of shit like that and expect everything to be okay. Unlike her and Belle, I have class and I am not going to dishonor someone's home
("Mulan, I am worried about you. You have not been pleasured since your fiance left for war around a month ago. Why is that? You know there are ways to pleasure yourself" Esme questioned. She joked "Because he is getting it in with some hunky men" and they laughed "I'M KIDDING. I don't believe in self pleasure and my family will disown me". "You are no fun Mulan. We're going to plan your bachelorette party to make sure it is fun" the native cheered. "Well, it is time for you two to go to the party. Have fun with all that" she wished. Poca looked at the time and told her "Eh, it is fun to be fashionably late, don't you think" looking at Esme, who responded "Of course because we are looking stunning".)
Pocahontas: I am having fun with my friends, and I know that something will go wrong when all of us are together, so I am going to live, and then I will face the angry spirits known as the early renaissance girls.
Denmark (On Boat)
(The boat is still tied to the dock and everyone has arrived "Oh, you look fantasist Ariel" Snow complimented, hugging her. "Oh thank you. We are getting ready to sail. Do you know if all the girls are here yet?" she asked. "I have not seen or heard from Esmeralda, Mulan or Pocahontas", causing the redhead to get a little stressed "They know that this is not some small party or event, but my child's christening/party and Belle's engagement party. They told me that they are coming". Belle approached them and intervened "What is all the complaining about Ariel? Things are turning out perfectly.", and receiving from her friend "The late renos Esmeralda, Pocahontas and Mulan are not here and are late", causing Cinderella to join the convo "Are you serious? This petty drama needs to end" causing an awkward silence since Belle was there. The blonde decided to break the ice and complimented "You look nice Belle, and congratulations" before she left to go to her husband. She got tired of this and told the sailer "Let's go. Let's have some fun.)
Belle: It was nice for her to congratulate me, but I am still hurt and ashamed to know her. I will never forget the vulgar behavior she put my way though. It is good she kept her "class" at this event.
(A pair of lines of mer-soldiers formed on the sea and King Triton floated to the boat and caressed his granddaughter's cheek and sent a bolt through his trident before saying "My precious Melody. I'm giving you this locket, so you will never forget that part of your heart will always belong to the sea" showing her what is inside, which is a telegram of the merworld, closing it and then handing the baby it. A tentacle grabs the baby, shocking everyone "MELODY" Ariel yelled to a giggling Morgana "A party. I didn't miss the cake and ice cream did I?" before she made an evil laugh "Morgana. Surrender the baby or I'll..." before things took a turn for the worse.)
Aurora: Witnessing that was so awkward. Melody almost being killed, the awkward silence Between Ariel and Eric with her father, and the wall being out up. Just left a bad feeling in my mouth
Jasmine: I could not believe what I was witnessing. If I were in Ariel's shoes, I would be having a panic attack
Ariel: I... I had to do what is best for my child from Morgana. I had a bad experience with Ursula and I did not want my daughter to have to go through that with Morgana, that would truly kill me. So, I had to...break contact through the merworld and build a wall. I'll ne...never see my family again (starts to cry)
Denmark (Ariel and Eric's Palace)
(The guests are all in the dining area, worrying about what is happening. "Oh my goodness, I feel so bad for them. I could not imagine if something like that happened at... at my baby party, I could not imagine what state I would be in". "I do not even feel like celebrating anymore. I just want to go home, or support Ariel and Eric" Belle said. "You would think that there would have been more done to protect her. They just stood there for a good while" the Prince blurted out, causing Al to snap "What the hell is that about. They did all that they could and it is insulting for you to run your ignorant mouth.." and got cut off by Esmeralda, Phoebus, Quasimodo and Pocahontas arriving "We are HERE."the gypsy announced, causing everyone to glare at them "Why is everyone so sad. This is an engagement party and a christening. It is time to celebrate" Poca said. Jasmine walked up to them and spat out "If you were here on time, you would know that Melody was almost kidnapped and they had to break all contact with the merworld. How impolite to show up late by the way" shocking the three.)
Esmeralda; Oh my goodness. As a mother, I sympathized with her and felt her pain. I could not imagine if an evil gypsy tried to harm my baby and I had to cut off contact with the gypsies. Heartbreaking
(The danish couple showed up, and looked at the new arrivers with annoyance. They continued and poured a glass for themselves "I would like everyone to pour a glass of wine in their cups for a toast" Prince Eric ordered, with everyone following their orders. "This goes to Belle and Adam's recent engagement. You two are definitely the most unpredictable couple out of the bunch and have gone through a lot of good and bad with one another, but you always persevered, which only strong people do. They are an example that not everything is going to be perfect, but if you care enough about the other to work through the issues, than you can get through anything. To Belle and Adam" she toasted and everyone raised their glasses. Belle decided to give another toast "Since this is at Ariel and Eric's home and their baby's celebration, I hope them conflagrations with the greatest gift of all. Despite the rumors that are out there, this baby was made of the love of this wonderful couple that is still among-st them right now. To Ariel, Eric, and our dear Melody" with everyone drinking to it. Pocahontas approached her after and told her "I am so sorry for what happened, and I know we are not on good terms, but it is tragic" with Ariel nodding her head "Thanks for that". Pocahontas continued "I actually want to talk to you about a comment that was made..." and was cut off "I know what you are talking about, but let's talk about it outside at the garden table. Get Esme and Jasmine" she commanded and left".)
Ariel: It is about time that Pocahontas confronted me about the "bad comment that I made" and I did not want to put it off any longer
Snow White: All I see is Esmeralda, Pocahontas, Ariel and Jasmine leave to go outside, and I knew there was going to be trouble, but I am not getting involved.
Garden
(The four sat down at the garden and Esme complimented "You have a nice home Ariel", with her responding with a "Thank you Esmeralda" weakly and served the three a glass of wine. They are all sipping silently until Pocahontas impatiently blurted out "Ariel, what did you say about the savages and me?", causing the redhead to sigh in annoyance and Jasmine to sit in uncomfort. "Why are you looking like that, you said it" Esme confronted. "Because it was bullshit the way you twisted what I said and told her, and how it spread"she told the gypsy, who said "Are you serious". "I am dead serious Esmeralda. Let me explain what happened. Pocahontas, all the reno girls went back to Esme's house to take a break form the Feast of Fools, and Mulan kept on asking questions about you and all of your business" confusing the native and Esme intervened "No, she asked the question about why you were not there Poca and you Ariel said that John would not let her and then you said the fucking gypsies and savages, hinting at hers and I's ethnicity", which Ariel cut off "No, I did not say it like that")
Ariel: Really Esmeralda, what are you trying to prove right now. And WHY are YOU POCAHONTAS believing everything she said without even considering that SHE MAY NOT BE TELLING THE TRUTH
(She continued "What I meant by that is that John never lets you go near other races and even your own", making Poca offended "Excuse me. So now you are bringing Rolfe into what you said", causing the two to look at her "That is because John never lets you do a lot of stuff without him, he is very stuck up and controlling, and he is rude to anyone who is not old-school british like himself", with Esme cutting over "No no no, you never made it seem like that was what Rolfe said but what you thought" and Ariel countercut over "I would never say that, as it is obvious that I am not racist". Jasmine was sitting quietly as Esmeralda brought up "No Ariel, you are trying to change what you said. You never said that you thought John was that, which is my point". Poca asked "So what about the racist comment you made" with Ariel screaming "I NEVER SAID NOTHING RACIST ABOUT SAVAGES", with Esme saying "You fully mentioned it", and the redhead screamed "ARE YOU KIDDING ME" and the gypsy screaming as she turned her head "ARE YOU KIDDING ME".)
Jasmine: Nothing is worse than two strong women arguing, so it is a loose loose situation. I ain't getting involved
("Did I say anything that was wrong? You were there" Ariel asked Jasmine, who said "I you did say Savages and Gypsies, but you meant that was what John thought. You did not say that you thought that", with Esmeralda intervening "Well it sounded like it to me, and I do not like racist mother fuckers who is known for making rude comments like that". "No, the way you played me was that I was trying to make it seem like I thought she and I were racist, which was never the point" the danish retaliated and continued "Let me say this to you Pocahontas. I DON'T THINK YOU ARE A RACIST AND I NEVER SAID THAT I HATED NATIVES AND GYPSIES. Just tell me, would you have went if John said no and you had no plans" with the native answering "Of course I would, why would I not" causing Ariel and Jasmine to roll their eyes. "You don't think I would have went if John said no for the sake of it" the native asked, which the danish replied "No because you did whatever Smith wanted to do in your documentary and last year, and you let Rolfe treat you like a bitch, even though he is married. Almost like he bought you" receiving a dirty look form her.)
Pocahontas: So you insult my culture by saying "fucking" which means a distaste or annoyance from, and now you are attacking my relationship? I will give it right back to you and 10 times harder
(Pocahontas moved up and yelled "WHAT PROOF IS THERE THAT HE IS MARRIED. AT LEAST I AM NOT A MARRIED WOMAN CHEATING AND A MISTRESS, SO WHO IS WORSE" shocking Esmeralda, and pissing off the other two "YOU SICK BITCH. I NEVER SLEPT WITH ALADDIN AND I KNEW YOU WERE THE ONES THAT PUT THE "STORY" OUT". Poca nodded her head and denied "Oh no no no. I never put out a story, but I do have a video that was taken. It is all on the footage". Ariel was about to respond, but Jasmine interrupted her "What fucking video are you talking about. Give me the tape". Poca gave her a long glare before replying "It is not somewhere where I can access it". The arabian was not finished "What date was this video on. There must have been a date on it somewhere". "March 25th. Mulan and I saw all the graphics, and there is another one of you and" Poca said before she was cut off "MARCH 25TH, BITCH HE WAS EATING MY HELLO KITTY ALL NIGHT YOU LIAR" pointing to her genetalia and continuing "Now that you wanna talk about affairs, I have PROOF of you fucking John Smith on Rolfe's home. You dumped a GOOD MAN for a racist, pompous dingbat WHO IS MARRIED. CLOSE YOUR LEGS TO MARRIED MEN HOOKER". Poca shot back "You do realize that a day has 24 hours right? And again, show me the fucking proof". Jasmine grabbed a piece of paper which is a marriage license "I figured that this would happen today, so I contacted his wife and she gave it to me to shut this phony relationship down. And I do know how time works bitch and he was eating my cunt, and a whole lot of other days. THAT WAS RIGHT BEFORE I WENT WITH MY DAD. WE WERE FUCKING ALL DAY, which I can do because I AM MARRIED and not some whore who's master can afford an entire hour". She looked at the papers and put it down "That is fake and if he was married, I would dump him in a minute. I have proof and you bitches can tear me down all day long because I am" she got up to twirl "COLORS OF THE WIND FABULOUS. Bye, good luck Esme" and left the garden and home.)
Jasmine: What does Poca do when she is caught in a lie? Twirl, and twirl, and twirl, and run. Checkmate
Esmeralda: They thought they were slick? I ain't gonna let this die without the truth being revealed
(The gypsy told Jasmine "Listen, I know you are whitewashed and all, and you are Ariel and Belle's bitch,but you could have at least been honest", causing Jasmine and Ariel to exchange a shocked glare before Jasmine cussed "Listen bitch, don't go there with me. I READ MY RELIGIUOS SCRIPTURES DAILY, AND I RUN MY KINGDOM WITH MUSLIM CLASS AND CULTURE, SO DON'T YOU EVER CALL ME WHITEWASHED. At least I know where I come form unlike you", causing Esme to put her hand in their faces "EXCUSE ME? So me becoming a christian and finding god is a bad thing and I lost my roots? I HELP MY GYPSIES DAILY AND DON'T USE MY STATUS TO GET MANICURES AND ESCORTS. Isn't that how you and Al really met?" making her gasp "Wait, wait, wait, wait. So what if Aladdin and I fucked. Don't act like you and Phoebus did too. YOU were an escort bitch, fucking every man you can to buy that old ass house you have. Using your hole and not your dancing to make your money". Esme calmed down before telling them "You know, I may have slept with a few men before I met Phoebus, but I NEVER made money from sex. I made all my money for dancing. I only danced like that at the Feast of Fools. I know Al was an escort before you met him and you fucked a bunch of escorts INCLUDING him before you ever met in your documentary and I am sick of this drama, so now I am gonna go. Just remember that this is war between the early renos and the late renos" and gets up to get Phoebus and Quasi to leave.)
Jasmine: I have never met anyone as crazy as Esmeralda and I have dealt with Snow White. She is a pot stirrer and is nothing but trash
Esmeralda: SO the early renos do what they do best, lie and lie until they cannot keep track. I have a deep past, but ALL of theirs are worse. I knew that they are hectic when it comes to fights, but this was ridiculous
Ariel: This is in my home and they attacked everything that meant a lot to me. I am so shocked about this big blowout, on top of never seeing my family again
Poahontas: So, I found out that Ariel is a racist and a compulsive liar, already knew Jasmine is delusional and needs to get medical help, and Esmeralda did what a good friend does, and had my back.
Next time on The Real Princesses of Disney...
(Mulan: Today is the first day of me stating as an ambassador, and I am more than nervous
Mulan rushed into the meeting room, and soon all eyes were on her. She sat at a seat near the end nervously, as all of these men were looking at her in either like a piece of meat, or abominated that a woman has joined them. The emperor greeted "Well, I would like to introduce to you all Mulan, who is our newest ambassador" with her standing up to bow to them. A man interrupted to complain "Emperor, what is she doing here? I understand that girls are a lot stronger than we thought and all, but she has absolutely no experience with this type of thing.)
(She took out a marriage certificate and thrown it in his face "WHAT THE HELL IS THIS. EXPLAIN IT TO ME. YOU HAVE A WIFE YOU FUCKER" and slapped him across his face. "YOU ARE A BASTARD ROLFE" and goes to leave and be for up and grabbed her arm to turned her to him, and she tried to fight them off "GET OFF ME". "You NEED to listen to me. I can explain this. Just give me a chance" and lets her arm. She sat down on the couch, and gave in "This better be good".
Pocahontas: I have been hearing the rumors for months and always took Rolfe's word. But when I saw that license that Jasmine threw me, and I was too embarrassed. I was thinking everything I threw away for Rolfe.)
(Aurora: So I go back in the room, and there is a line of people waiting for their shot. We have to wait for the vaccination approval to come before we can give any shots, but the minutes are turning to hours
Villagers start to complain "What the hell is taking so long". "Come on, our kingdom is dying. This is a ploy to keep everything for yourself" another complained. Then everyone started to talk over one another and stressing the royals "Aurora? Where the hell is Snow White? She was supposed to be here over an hour ago" her father asked. "I told her all the information that she needed to know" she told them before continuing "Cinderella was right. I shoulda have never asked Snow for help".)
Author's Note
You know what to do by now, comment. Did you like the episode? It was a lot to soak in, but it'll have to do. There are gonna be 14 episodes this season, so the next chapter is half-way through the season.