Author's Note
You readers are amazing. I never expected the series to be this popular, and it is overwhelming at times. I am already thinking of ideas for Season 3.
Last time on The Real Princesses of Disney...
(Esmeralda: I do want things to go easier between Cinderella and I,but if you keep bashing our family, than I will have to be the mama bear and to protect my babies Phoebus and Zephyr
"Like some of the things that Jasmine and Ariel came at me for at that engagement party a few days ago, it sounded like your words and sentences, but on two other people. I honestly do not even know how this big issue between us started" the gypsy vented. Cinderella looked sideways before venting "Honestly, when I first met you, your entire persona just threw me off in a loop and I just did not see that meshing with my brother, or who I knew of as a child, but he clearly changed a lot. I am very traditional and I believe in certain values.)
(Pocahontas: After that argument with Ariel and Jasmine, I decided to give them the benefit of the doubt and ask Rolfe about the rumors. I wan them to end, and I am getting too old for these games
She took out a marriage certificate and thrown it in his face "WHAT THE HELL IS THIS. EXPLAIN IT TO ME. YOU HAVE A WIFE YOU FUCKER" and slapped him across his face. "YOU ARE A BASTARD ROLFE" and goes to leave and be for up and grabbed her arm to turned her to him, and she tried to fight them off "GET OFF ME". "You NEED to listen to me. I can explain this. Just give me a chance" and lets her arm. She sat down on the couch, and gave in "This better be good". He took a long breath before admitting "I am getting my marriage annulled. When we met, I was in a bad place with my wife and considering to leave her, but when I fell in love with you, it was confirmation".)
(Snow White: It is the evening before the vaccination and I STILL have not gotten paid yet. I am tracing down Aurora. She is gonna need to pay me or else I cannot give her the magic approval
A servant enters the office and Snow asks "Did you get a hold of Aurora yet? This is extremely unprofessional. She is just asking for trouble". The servant commented "You do have the approval. Right?", with the princess responding "I have talked to them, and I want to to ow that I am gonna get pained and I am gonna be secured when this ends. I do not want to end up like what happened to Ariel" before continuing to complain "I should have seen this coming. I should have stayed away from this. Are there still people that are searching for her" with the servant nodding in approval.)
(Aurora: So I go back in the room, and there is a line of people waiting for their shot. We have to wait for the vaccination approval to come before we can give any shots, but the minutes are turning to hours
Villagers start to complain "What the hell is taking so long". "Come on, our kingdom is dying. This is a ploy to keep everything for yourself" another complained. Then everyone started to talk over one another and stressing the royals "Aurora? Where the hell is Snow White? She was supposed to be here over an hour ago" her father asked. "I told her all the information that she needed to know" she told them before continuing "Cinderella was right. I shoulda have never asked Snow for help".)
Intro
Snow White: I'm old school. I believe in the traditional, conservative ways
Cinderella: I'm all about family, from my marriage to my siblings
Aurora: Life throws many things at you. You have to roll through the good and bad
Ariel: People are always trying to get under my skin, but a tougher than petty rumors
Belle: I am a princess now, so watch out
Jasmine: I am fabulous, and VERY Rich bitch
Pocahontas: I am Colors of the Wind Fabulous
Esmeralda: I am tough, so don't cross me
Mulan: I'm neither a girly girl or a tom boy
9 Princesses: We are the Real Princesses of Disney
China (Mulan's Home)
Mulan: So Shang has been gone for a few weeks at war, and I decided to throw a surprise get together for when he comes back to surprise him.
("It was really nice for you to do this for him. Plus, you two need to celebrate your engagement properly; wine, sex, and dancing" Esme told her, nudging her before continuing "Phoebus is glad for him to come back because he thinks the other princes are losers, and he wants to talk about war and stuff" and took a look at ehr dress, which shows some clevage in her traditional pink dress "Do you like it? I wanted to give Shang a little extra piece of cake to his treat" shaking her clevage and continuing "Thank you for helping and bringing Quasi and Phoebus to help as well" giving Esme a hug. The two men come in the room to see Mulan's cleavage, awwing "W...w...wowwwy. B...b...boob..." Quasi tried to speak out, but saliva started to spill from his mouth, with Phoebus elbowing him "You look very nice". Flattered by the men's reactions, she thanked them "Thank you two, for the compliment and the help today. Everything was redesigned and moved so there was space, and you two did such a good job. I'M SO HAPPY" with them still staring at her dress, giving Esme an uneasy feeling.)
Esmeralda: Mulan was giving that dress a lot of something to work with. Shang will definitely want to hit it, and those gay rumors will be gone. She was receivning that attention when the party started
(So everyone has arrived, and Mulan has approached her friends Chien-Po., Yao, and Ling, who just gawked at her boobs "Wow Mulan, you look HOT" Ling blurted out, as she was flattered "Thank you. I upgraded my outfits since I AM an ambassador. And I want to impress Shang". Snow and Cinderella approached her to congratulate her, but gasped when they saw Mulan's outfit "Oh my gosh, your outfit" Cinderella said weakly. Mulan just rolled her eyes and continued to the caterer "So, all of the food is ready for my man to eat?" with the chef nodding. They hear a knock on the door, with her whispering to everyone " He is here, hide" with everyone hiding behind something. Shang entered the home, tired of war and thrilled to see his fiance, and was shocked when everyone hopped up to say "SURPRISE". He was not in the mood for a party, but sucked it up "Wow, you all did this for me, and WOW MULAN" looking at her dress and grabbed her to kiss him. Phillip, Charming and Prince laughed as Charming whispered "You can tell he forced that to shut everyone up", with Phillip responding I talked to one of the men he screwed in the ass, and said he was so aggressive too" and they laughed.)
Mulan: So everyone was having a great time doing whatever, but Aurora had to mention the interview that Rolfe did, since Poca did not show up
("Did you see the article that John Rolfe did? It was so offensive" Aurora brought up, with Esmeralda rolled her eyes "I was beyond disgusted with what he said about everyone. He is new to this world and a sequel character, and is asking for someone to just beat him up. My husband was about to pummel him, but I had to stop him". "He spilled EVERYTHING about the Princes and such. It is really INTERESTING" Cindy revealed. Mulan expressed "John Rolfe always puts these situations upon himself. I don't even know what he said about me and Shang". Snow told "He said A LOT about you and Shang, and all of us and our husbands too".)
House of Mouse
Belle: Apparently, Mulan held a surprise party for Shang that none of the early resos were invited to. But we all went to the House of Mouse bar to have some fun of our own.
(The three princesses are laughing "Oh wow, Adam is really funny too. So, how is Melody" the brunette asked "She is acrually doing very well. She can hold her own head with the support of the neck, and she is eating a lot. She already grew 3 inches with them sighing. "Has Eric actually been there? No tours whenever he wanted?" The Arabian asked. Ariel nodded her head "No, not at all. We both barely leave the castle and this is really the first one I have been left without the baby for this long. I am glad he finally blew over those dumb cheating rumors" leaving an uncomfortable feeling. Jasmine brought out a magazine "Di you see the interview that John Rolfe gave to Disney Magazine" with the other two looking curiously at it "He dissed EVERYONE. He called Al and I swingers, which is absolutely gross, says that Adam beats you and y'all are broke, and Ariel and Eric are dumber than a pack of socks and doesn't really run shit, and that their owners did" with the two grabbing the magazine.)
Belle: What the heck. Do I look like the type of person who will put up with abuse? John is mentally sick and needs to get help. He is with Pocahontas so it makes sense
(Ariel read the interview and said "He also bashed the late resos. He said that Phillip told him a bunch about Shang's ex boyfriends who said that he got the job done, says Pocahontas' tribe needs to "clean up a bit", and that Esme was a stripper who did "extra" after hours and that is where Phoebus actually met her" getting the Oreo others very interested. Belle explained "Yea, she was a stripper and escort. She was not just a dancer like she claims. We lived in the same city to years and that is how I heard her". Jasmine exposed "Don't forget the MANY arrests" shocking the others. "How did you know all of this?" Belle asked. "I did a lot of research on her after that huge blowout after she made up all those allegations. Look for yourself" and she took out many of Esme's mugshots for them to see and they all laughed nervously.)
Ariel: Holy crap. She had like 30 mugshots
France (Charming's Office)
Cinderella: We are still continuing our therapy but this time, Charming's father is included too.
(The three of them are waiting for the king to arrive "So, how are the two of you feeling about Charming's father joining today's session!" the therapist asked. Charming pretended like it did not matter "It is not gonna be different. I am good" he bluffed it out. The nervous wife stuttered "I...I...I am n...ne...ner...nervous". The King walked in and sat beside his son "Hello therapist. I hope this goes by quick" setting a tense feeling as soon as he walked in. The therapist gulped as she asked "So your majesty, what do you think about your son and daughter in law's marriage" with the couple nervously twiddling their fingers or hair "I honestly think that she is nice, but she does not do her job as a wife well" making her jerk her neck to the King.)
Cinderella: I held a lot back last year about the king, and that was the problem, but I have a lot to say now and he is not gonna stop me
(She cut him off "Wait wait wait, what do you mean I do not do my job as a wife? I take care of your son like no one could emotionally, mentally, and physically. I am always there for him, LISTEN to him, and actually spend time with him and not only for a front" infuriating her in-law "What the HELL IS THAT supposed to mean?". She calmly told him "Put the puzzle together. Therapist, your highness has intervened in our relationship from the day Charming and I met. He wanted us to have a baby the moment we got married and pushed it on me so much, that I miscarried my baby and my health went down at one point" And the therapist stopped taking notes to ask the King "And why do you intervene so much?". "I need to make sure things go properly. I don't want my son to be by himself without a wife and...and..." and got up to leave the room. "I actually think we got somewhere today" the therapist told them, as an agitated Charming told them "I did not even get he chance to talk" and got up to leave as well.)
China (Shang's Home)
(They were in his garden and he thanked "Thank you for that party Mulan, though you know that I am not that social. Next time, don't invite those pompous princes", causing her to roll her eyes "Trust me, that will never happen after the way they disrespect our relationship". He rolled his eyes and grunted am owing what she was talking about "Those men need to learn a lesson, and if I have to best them up to learn it, than so be it." cracking his knuckles "Oh gosh Shang, you out I all know that fighting is for discipline and only for self-defence. Don't let them get to you" she told him. "You should take your own advice. I know that those things bother you when those other girls talk about it")
Mulan: What Phillip told John Rolfe really stressed Shang because they are all lies. The "charming" cough for jealous princes are just mad that we respect one another and balance one another the perfect amount.
("So, will you go to Jasmine's party with me?" She asked with him thinking about t for a while before responding "I will, only for you. They better not say anything. About or to me though. Why was Jasmine, Ariel, Belle and their men not there?". Mulan refused to talk about I and changed the topic "Lets change the topic. So, I forgot to ask how the war went?". "There was no war. I trained the new men for a month and right when we were about to go to the Cambodians to attack, they withdrew. Oh well" he shrugged. She brought up "Well, Jasmine invited us to her event for her jewelry line and to promote her kingdom's jewels, and I don't know what to think of it" and hands him the invitation which is Jasmine covered in a bunch of diamonds, making him disturbed, and his fiance continued "Ever since that event at my house, we have been divided in groups, and apparently, Poca and Esme embarrassed Ariel and Jasmine at the christening. I am not looking forward to seeing Phillip though".)
Agrabah (Hotel)
Jasmine: Today is the day that I have been waiting for for MONTHS. It is time for me to open up the jewel trade to other kingdoms, and to create a jewelry line for Disney. It does not hurt to be an even richer bitch
(Cinderella and Aurora arrive with their princes "Jasmine, you look so pretty" Aurora complimented and hugged her. "We are so proud of you Jasmine. We were starting to wonder if you were going to do actual royal work" Cinderella gave a half compliment/insult, and the arabian was unsure if it was a compliment, and said "I could say the same about you Cinderella" giving her a hug. Belle soon showed up with Adam, causing an immediate tension, and Cinderella rolling her eyes "Hey Jasmine, you look fabulous. Aurora, he surgery really did wonders on you" hugging the both of them. Cinderella patiently waited to be greeted, with Belle refusing to give eye contact "So Belle, when is that charity of yours gonna pull up? Esmeralda's is doing fabulously, and we heard NOTHING about yours" she asked. Belle looked at her and replied "We are almost finished with it. We have collected some assets privately. I heard about those surgeries you did Cindy and I have to say, it does not work" making everyone nervous.)
Cinderella: Whenever someone says privately, that means illegal. And does she WANT me to pull off her wig again?
(Snow White showed up at the perfect time "Ladies, the event has not really started, and there is already drama? Come on" hugging Cinderella. She looked around and genuinely congratulated "Wow Jasmine, you did a good job. So, how does Aladdin think of this". "He is very proud of me. He is gonna finish his education soon, but this is all me. Maybe we should do business with one another" with both making a nervous laugh. She walked to Belle and touched her wig "Oh wow Belle, I am really loving those wigs. Where do you get them from?". "Actually, Mrs. Potts personally makes them. I am gonna be a princess, so I might as well have wigs like them, and they look great" with Cinderella leaving "I'm gonna greet the men". Ariel soon arrives by herself and hugs each girl except Cindy who left "Hello everyone", with everyone except Jasmine not knowing how to react to her.)
Ariel: It was...weird entering. It was like they all looked at me like some dirty trash. This cheating thing has definitely made things worse for me and m kingdom, and John Rolfe's article definitely did not help
(The ladies and their men sat down, and a lot were curious as to why Eric was not present "So Ariel, why is Eric not with you?" Aurora asked. Ariel rolled her eyes before answering "He is not here because we got annulled for me banging Aladdin" making him choke on his drink. He sarcastically snapped "Ariel, why would you tell everyone about our session" making Jasmine laugh and everyone else confused. "Is that supposed to be funny" Belle whispered to her fiance, and he shrugged. Snow White wanted to change the conversation and brought up "Where is Mulan and Shang? I know that you have beef with Esme and Pocahontas, bu you did invite Mulan right?" making Aurora and Phillip nervous and a bit disgusted.)
Aurora: Something about Mulan and Shang just throws me off. I don't know what, but I do not have a genuine feeling about them. It was also weird to be around Snow since the deal gone bad. I don't even remember the last time we talked.
4 hours later...
Mulan: Shang and I had a hard time finding the hotel that the party was, and it did not help that it is hard to travel in THE MIDDLE OF THE DESERT, but we are here
(Mulan and Shang enters and they looked for everyone "Where is Jasmine and Aladdin" she asked. The arabian couple were taking pictures for the Disney paparazzi and saw the asian couple out of the corner of their eyes "How the hell do you arrive at an event 4 hours late" he told her. They approached them "Hi Mulan and Shang. You do know that the event started 4 hours ago, right" and they automatically walked to the table with the other couples "Mulan and Shang are here. I left you a bunch of jewels from my line at your seat" and they left. Mulan and Shang sat down next to Aurora and Phillip, since there was no other seats, giving them the dirty look. Mulan saw that Ariel was alone and decided to throw a jab "So, what happened at your baby shower? And where is Eric? Did he go to another one of those sails, leaving his child", causing the redhead's attention. "I am sure you heard about what happened. You and your messy musketeers caused trouble, spread a bunch of rumors, and called me racist, after YOU started the conversation" getting everyone's attention. Phillip entered the conversation and squashed it "Who would dare say such things like that? We are all grown people and we know how to act in public. This shit is really annoying", with Mulan quickly replying "That is funny, cause from the very beginning, you and your wife has been spreading a bunch of stuff about me and Shang's relationship, like that shit John put in the article that YOU told him. Some of you "classics" are hypocrites, while spreading and talking the most ish about everyone". "Aurora and I are not the only ones who were talking about it. Charming, Cindy, Eric, Ariel, everyone was talking about it. I don't control what John Rolfe says" making Shang create a scowl.)
Belle: John Rolfe's article pissed all of us off, especially because he talks to NONE of us. Watching this go down was amazing to me because it is a bunch of he-said and she-said
(Shang is rubbing his hands getting agitated and Phillip calls him out on it "You're rubbing your hands like you got a problem". The soldier responded "If I got a problem I would let you know. Get your stuff together. These failed business proposals are making your kingdom go broke" making Snow White gasp. "What the fuck do you know about my shit. I got my shit together. I know which way I swing, and Aurora is proof of that. I don't do shit to cover my rep". Shang grew angry and retaliated "What do you know about who I screw. I don't fuck men, and I ain't no swinger. Isn't that how your wife's aunts made their living. You're a pedophile, fucking someone 9 years younger than you", making Aurora intervene "Who are you to talk..." and being cut off by her husband "I talked to Ping and he told me about the men you fucked like an old prostitute" with everyone making nervous or shocked faces "Get your money up before you talk folk. Get your fucking money up, going into bankruptcy". Aurora grabbed her husband's arm, with him flinging it off "Get off me. My money is so good Shang, so good. You are not even no royal, just a love child of the emperor", making Shang say "You're too old folk, back down. Back down old man", with Phillip retaliating "I'm old. Bring it. I can show you how old folks go down" getting off of his sheet.)
Ariel: Oh shit. It is going down at Jasmine's function
(Shang gets up as well "If you GOT A PROBLEM, deal with it MAN TO MAN" with Phillip patting his own chest " I can handle shit like a man, but you probably mean a different thing than I do. I don't do things through my ass" with Aurora pulling him back, but he shoves her "Move Aurora" with the other men getting up. "If you got a problem, address it to ME AND MY FAMILY" the asian preached, banging his hand on the wall, getting Jas and Al's attention. "I AIN'T GOT NO FUCKING PROBLEM WITH YOUR FIANCE OR YOUR LIFESTYLE. I AIN'T PRETENDING TO BE SOMETHING I AM NOT" getting pulled back by Charming and Prince "Let's not do this". Mulan yelled at Aurora "KEEP YOUR FUCKING MOUTH SHUT IF YOU DON'T WANNA GO" whose arm was grabbed by Jasmine, who told her "STOP with this bullshit. You are MAKING A SCENE" with the Asian struggling to pull away.)
Mulan: All of a sudden, I feel a hand grab me, and it was Jasmine. I was already heated up, and she refused to leave me alone.
(Cinderella went to Chaming for protection, and turned to see Mulan and Jasmine getting into it, pulling one another "Oh my gosh" and rushed to them. "WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE, BRINGING THIS DRAMA AT MY EVENT. DID ESME AND POCA TOLD YOU TO DO THIS?" dragging her by her arm and Mulan swung back to make her let to of her "LET GO OF ME JASMINE. YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT THEY SAID AND DID" throwing the Arabian off her. She was shocked by Mulan's behaviour and was about to swing a punch, but Cinderella grabbed both of her arms "Not here, you need to calm down" with her ignoring everything the blonde said "YOU AN YOUR MAN GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE MULAN. YOU ARE TRASH LIKE YOUR LATE RESO FRIENDS". Phillip was being calmed down by Charming and Prince "Alright, you guys are right. I'm not gonna do this. Where is Aurora?" to find his wife approach him "Let's go" and held his hand to leave.)
Aurora: I have never been in that bad position since Ariel and I got into it at Jasmine's party. Now that I am thinking of it, she has really bad luck when it comes to her events
(Mulan grabbed Shang as they were leaving to Jasmine's screaming "The nerve of that prissy pants. One thing to insult me, but my fiancé? That is where I draw the line". They got into their carriage, which started to drive off "I cannot believe that NO ONE had our backs. They all stood there trying to calm Phillip and Aurora, but let them attack us. Jasmine even started to getting all in my face and blamed it on me. At least we know who we are dealing with" she confessed.)
Next time on The Real Princesses of Disney...
"I feel like I have to defend her" Megara said before continuing "We have been good friends, and our husbands have been good friends for a while, and I have never caught that from her", with Pocahontas adding in "Hang out with her in a group, and then you'll see what we see". Mulan and Shang sat down beside Pocahontas and she spoke "I thought we were cool, even when you two fell out with her, but she accused me of being you two's scapegoat; THAT is when I saw it". "Enough about Jasmine. I actually was going to invite the three of you, the classics... and the other 3 to come over to Greece just to have a girls weekend. Plus, a lot of work was done for the gypsies over there Esme, but that clearly cannot happen" Meg said sadly, with Mulan sighing, wanting to make peace "Fine, but ONLY to make peace and to have a relaxing weekend".)
(I told you that, and you did not show up, NOR brought the approval sheet. I don't know what that was about, so you should explain it to me". The raven head knew this was coming and was prepared "You and Phillip barely gave me any information as to what ingredients you wanted to add, how much you wanted to make, etc. You told me the DAY BEFORE about the vaccination, and it takes hours to get the vaccination approval. I understand that this didn't go as well as we thought, but you did not have to shut me out. Don't treat me the way you treated Ariel when your deal went sour" making the blonde jerk her neck, ridiculed at what she just heard.
(Aurora: What? Where is all of this attitude coming from?)
Snow White: So all 9 girls are in the same space in what, 3 months, and it is IMMEDIATELY awkward. The resos are split apart, Aurora and I are not talking, Belle and Cindy are not talking, and I am not talking to Jasmine, so this is like last year's trip to the Aztecs, and I do NOT want a repeat about that.
With the early resos and Aurora, they were discussing the upcoming trip "I am so looking forward to this trip. I heard that the beaches in Greece are fabulous, so hopefully I get a nice , golden tan. Phillip won't get off me when I do" making the other 3 laugh "I know how you feel Aurora. I am way too pale, so join the too white group" and they high-fived. Belle asked Jasmine "So you told me that you, Al, Herc and Meg are really cool, and even before they came to Disney. Explain that?" which Esme overheard and quietly trying to listen with no one noticing. )
Author's Note.
This episode was drama. There is always drama up in this story somehow. Why do you think was out of line, Phillip, Shang, Aurora, Mulan, Jasmine? Tell me what you feel in the comments. Again, thanks.