Last time on The Real Princesses of Disney...
("Did you see the article that John Rolfe did? It was so offensive" Aurora brought up, with Esmeralda rolled her eyes "I was beyond disgusted with what he said about everyone. He is new to this world and a sequel character, and is asking for someone to just beat him up. My husband was about to pummel him, but I had to stop him". "He spilled EVERYTHING about the Princes and such. It is really INTERESTING" Cindy revealed.)
(He said that Phillip told him a bunch about Shang's ex boyfriends who said that he got the job done, says Pocahontas' tribe needs to "clean up a bit", and that Esme was a stripper who did "extra" after hours and that is where Phoebus actually met her" getting the Oreo others very interested. Belle explained "Yea, she was a stripper and escort. She was not just a dancer like she claims. We lived in the same city to years and that is how I heard her". Jasmine exposed "Don't forget the MANY arrests" shocking the others. "How did you know all of this?" Belle asked. "I did a lot of research on her after that huge blowout after she made up all those allegations. Look for yourself" and she took out many of Esme's mugshots for them to see and they all laughed nervously.)
(I take care of your son like no one could emotionally, mentally, and physically. I am always there for him, LISTEN to him, and actually spend time with him and not only for a front" infuriating her in-law "What the HELL IS THAT supposed to mean?". She calmly told him "Put the puzzle together. Therapist, your highness has intervened in our relationship from the day Charming and I met. He wanted us to have a baby the moment we got married and pushed it on me so much, that I miscarried my baby and my health went down at one point" And the therapist stopped taking notes to ask the King "And why do you intervene so much?". "I need to make sure things go properly. I don't want my son to be by himself without a wife and...and..." and got up to leave the room.)
(Jasmine: Today is the day that I have been waiting for for MONTHS. It is time for me to open up the jewel trade to other kingdoms, and to create a jewelry line for Disney. It does not hurt to be an even richer bitch
If you got a problem, address it to ME AND MY FAMILY" the asian preached, banging his hand on the wall, getting Jas and Al's attention. "I AIN'T GOT NO FUCKING PROBLEM WITH YOUR FIANCE OR YOUR LIFESTYLE. I AIN'T PRETENDING TO BE SOMETHING I AM NOT" getting pulled back by Charming and Prince "Let's not do this". Mulan yelled at Aurora "KEEP YOUR FUCKING MOUTH SHUT IF YOU DON'T WANNA GO" whose arm was grabbed by Jasmine, who told her "STOP with this bullshit. You are MAKING A SCENE" with the Asian struggling to pull away.
Mulan: All of a sudden, I feel a hand grab me, and it was Jasmine. I was already heated up, and she refused to leave me alone.
Cinderella went to Chaming for protection, and turned to see Mulan and Jasmine getting into it, pulling one another "Oh my gosh" and rushed to them. "WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE, BRINGING THIS DRAMA AT MY EVENT. DID ESME AND POCA TOLD YOU TO DO THIS?" dragging her by her arm and Mulan swung back to make her let to of her "LET GO OF ME JASMINE. YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT THEY SAID AND DID" throwing the Arabian off her.)
Intro
Snow White: I'm old school. I believe in the traditional, conservative ways
Cinderella: I'm all about family, from my marriage to my siblings
Aurora: Life throws many things at you. You have to roll through the good and bad
Ariel: People are always trying to get under my skin, but a tougher than petty rumors
Belle: I am a princess now, so watch out
Jasmine: I am fabulous, and VERY Rich bitch
Pocahontas: I am Colors of the Wind Fabulous
Esmeralda: I am tough, so don't cross me
Mulan: I'm neither a girly girl or a tom boy
9 Princesses: We are the Real Princesses of Disney
Paris (Esmeralda's Home)
Esmeralda: Since I was not invited to Jasmine's farce of an event, I decided to tether my closest friends to come to a dinner.
(Everyone was at the table, and Pocahontas randomly asked "So Quasimodo, when are you gonna start dating? You need to go out there" making the hunchback nervous "I...I...I never thought of that". "Ooh, I have an idea. How about you, Phoebus, Hercules, John, and Shang should have a guys weekend and go to a strip club" making a smirk and making all the men uncomfortable, with her husband glaring at her, and John Rolfe choking on his drink before clearing himself up "Alright, alright, I confess to the article, which I know was wrong". "Yeah, what was that all about?" Megara asked.)
Pocahontas: Oh I knew this was coming. It was a bunch of bogus. John Rolfe was only telling the person what the OTHER princes and princesses told him, not specifically what his opinion was.
("Since I am the new person in the group, a journalist asked me a bunch of personal questions about everyone, and if I heard about them, and I told them what I was told by the other princes" making Phoebus create a screw face, not believing any of it "So a journalist asked you what the others told you? The entire point of an interview is to give your opinion" with Rolfe about to respond, but Mulan and Shang arriving at the home "HEY MY ASIANS" Pocahontas greeted, running to hug the both of them. "How was the whitewashed arabian's event" Esmeralda asked, making Meg a bit uncomfortable "It was terrible. John's article came up and Shang asked Phillip, who got immediately defensive and started getting up. My fiancé defended me, and things were about to get physical" making some gasp "I'm not done yet. Then Jasmine grabbed my arm, and I was yelling "get off me" and I had to shove her to get her off, and she almost swung at me before Cinderella blocked her. She blamed EVERYTHING on me".)
Pocahontas:Typical Jasmine; blaming everything on one person. Like I am the reason Snow hates her, and now this. This is how the early resos work.
("I find that completely bullshit. What I have noticed about her is that she has this group/gang like mentality and very possessive, like "If you are her friend, than you are on her side and I hate you" with Pocahontas nodding. "I feel like I have to defend her" Megara said before continuing "We have been good friends, and our husbands have been good friends for a while, and I have never caught that from her", with Pocahontas adding in "Hang out with her in a group, and then you'll see what we see". Mulan and Shang sat down beside Pocahontas and she spoke "I thought we were cool, even when you two fell out with her, but she accused me of being you two's scapegoat; THAT is when I saw it". "Enough about Jasmine. I actually was going to invite the three of you, the classics... and the other 3 to come over to Greece just to have a girls weekend. Plus, a lot of work was done for the gypsies over there Esme, but that clearly cannot happen" Meg said sadly, with Mulan sighing, wanting to make peace "Fine, but ONLY to make peace and to have a relaxing weekend".)
Germany (Snow White's Office)
Snow White: Aurora and I have not spoken for a while, and I need to clear things up about our deal. I need her to understand why things went down the way they did.
(The original princess is sitting on her chair, with the rewards sitting on the club in front of her. Doc asked "So, how do you think this is gonna go?". She tirelessly told them "Honestly, I don't think we should go through with our deal anymore. She had no idea how things are supposed to be done, and I can tell it has already affected our friendship". Grumpy growled "I knew going into business with that ditz Aurora was bad news. And we haven't even been paid". A knock is made "That must be Aurora. It is time for you seven to leave" She commanded. As the dwarves opened the door, they nodded at the blonde and she sat down "Hello Snow White" she said weakly, with Snow nodding her head.)
Aurora: Since Snow abandoned me the day I needed her most, I have not spoken to her or seen her other than parties, anfrog was not an appropriate place to discuss this. She really hurt me by this
(Snow poured tea for the two of them and asked "So, since you arranged this meeting today, I assume that you have a lot to say correct?". Aurora took the cup of tea and explained "Well about a month ago, I had a vaccination day to give my people, and they were willing to pay as well. I told you that, and you did not show up, NOR brought the approval sheet. I don't know what that was about, so you should explain it to me". The raven head knew this was coming and was prepared "You and Phillip barel gave me any information as to what ingredients you wanted to add, how much you wanted to make, etc. You told me the DAY BEFORE about the vaccination, and it takes hours to get the vaccination approval. I understand that this didnt go as well as we thought, but you did not have to shut me out. Don't treat me the way you treated Ariel when your deal went sour" making the blonde jerk her neck, ridiculed at what she just heard.)
Aurora: What? Where is all of this attitude coming from? She has never reacted to me like this.
("That is completely different from this deal. Ariel and Eric did not lay is the required amount compared to the work that we did, and you failed to give us the approval to go on with the vaccination. I am sorry if I can't see you the same after this deal" she told Snow, causing a pain of hurt in her stomach. Taking a breath before speaking "So you just confirmed it. I have had your back in so many ways over the years, and you are tossing our friendship for this misunderstanding? I have too much shit going on for this drama, and to find out that you and Phillip are as business-shady as Ariel has said.". "I am sorry Snow, but I see a different side of you, and I don't know if I like it" Aurora admitted before leaving the office, leaving a saddened German.)
France (Maurice's Home)
Belle: I am finally able to see my father at his house to help him pack and move in the castle, but I know it was for Mrs. Potts. Now that he is moving in, I am gonna use the house and turn it into the school that this kingdom needs
(The father and daughter duo were packing his belongings in a bunch of boxes. "I am glad that you are finally moving in to the castle, after all this time that I have asked. It would have been nice if you did it for me and not only for Mrs. Potts" she muttered. He assured her "I moved in to spend time with you too, especially because I know that castle life is holding you back from visiting your own father" adding a bit of bitterness. They took a break form packing and sat on the couch. She slouched on the couch and just rambled "Well, castle life is busy. We are an official kingdom, and I have to do A LOT. I have to organize the castle, plan a wedding, plan a charity that is VERY close to my heart, and attend a bunch of appearances. By the amount of stuff that is going on, it is gonna take 5 years for me to get married". Maurice, still uneasy about their engagement lightly told her his opinion "Belle, you know how I feel about your engagement. I can tell the love you two share for one another, but remember last year? The first months you met him? You can't just forget that", causing the brunette to roll her eyes.)
Belle: I respect my father, but I am no longer a child and his opinion does not have a high value in my decision making. I am not stupid, did not marry him after a day like Cinderella, and I take responsibility for everything I do. I know my man
(She cut him off "Father, not with this again. You raised a smart girl, and if he ever disappoints and hurts me, I will not hesitate to leave there. You don't have just me anymore father". "I am sorry, but he just seems extremely cold to me, and he has been distant too. Then there was this one night that I stayed over, and I heard noises from your room like he was beating you" Maurice brought up, making his daughter get up and grabbed her coat "ARE YOU SERIOUS FATHER? He has NEVER hit me, and it is sad that you would make this up to get your so called point across." and started to draw tears and hiccup "O...ou...our lives have been v...ver...very difficult form living in P...Paris and here, and he is the only person to accept me for who I am. I have had to do some f'd up stuff growing up, and we are not in that rough place anymore" with him getting up to hug her "I am sorry, I should not have said that, and I just worry about you and that you are moving on too quickly" and they just stood there in their hug.
France (Cinderella's castle)
Cinderella: I invited Ariel and Jasmine to come over to my home to convince them to come to Greece with us, and I also want them to make peace with the late resos. We are a group, and ... actually... need to make appearances together
(Ariel who was holding her baby came into the living room with Jasmine and sat down, waiting for the blonde "Oh my goodness. I am really not hoping for a lecture from Cinderella again about the drama, when she needs to work her own out" Jasmine muttered, with Cindy overhearing it as she came in the living room and sat down "I can be civil with your friend Belle, it is her who cannot be civil, and that is not why I invited you two. Have you heard about the Greece trip the girls want to go on?" with the Arabian groaning, pulling out an invite "My girl Meg sent me the invite, and it has been a while since I have seen her. Will it just be a few of us going?". The blonde looked around the room nervously before admitting "Everyone is invited, which causes me to bring up the drama that has split the group. It needs to be addressed gals" causing Ariel to roll her eyes as she combs her daughter's hair.)
Ariel: We are not 5 year olds Cinderella, and it is like calling the kettle black. Remember Belle?
(The redhead talked before anyone else had the chance to "Cinderella, I already know what you are going to say, since you like being the peace maker. The late resos have accused me of cheating with Aladdin, called me racist, and attacked my marriage with Eric, claiming that he is always distant. I have not done a damn thing to Mulan for her to run her mouth and start these rumors. I have done nothing for Esmeralda to run around calling em a racist, and I have done nothing for Pocahontas to investigate and stalk me to embarrass me on whatever "dirt" she has. I did not appreciate them making a mockery of my daughter's event which was already bad enough as it is, and now I am gonna have to live without my family for the rest of my life, so unless you have stuff like that being thrown at you, you are in no position to judge." astounding the french princess.
"And you think everything that your friend Belle has not been worse? She dug in my background to find dirt on me because I called her out on her messiness last year, and befriended Esme and telling her a bunch of bullshit bout me spreading these ran her mouth and got caught, so now she is defaming me and caused a wedge between be and my brother so don't go there with me. Anyways, just don't cause a scene aright? We are a group and need to go places together. It would be nice for all of us to be together again, and that has not happened since mulan's party all those months ago. You in?" with them ultimately nodding.)
Cinderella: Now that they are coming on the trip, we can have a fun girls weekend and actually be civil.
Train to Greece
Snow White: So all 9 girls are in the same space in what, 3 months, and it is IMMEDIATELY awkward. The resos are split apart, Aurora and I are not talking, Belle and Cindy are not talking, and I am not talking to Jasmine, so this is like last year's trip to the Aztecs, and I do NOT want a repeat about that.
(With the early resos and Aurora, they were discussing the upcoming trip "I am so looking forward to this trip. I heard that the beaches in Greece are fabulous, so hopefully I get a nice , golden tan. Phillip won't get off me when I do" making the other 3 laugh "I know how you feel Aurora. I am way too pale, so join the too white group" and they high-fived. Belle asked Jasmine "So you told me that you, Al, Herc and Meg are really cool, and even before they came to Disney. Explain that?" which Esme overheard and quietly trying to listen with no one noticing. "Well, it was last year, soon after Al and I got married, Jafar was brought back to life, and him and Hades tried to get us to beat up Herc by switching his friend and Abu. We soon figured it out and we became friends. He started dating Meg, and we often went out together and to one another's homes. That is really it.")
Jasmine: I knew Esmeralda, Mulan and Pocahontas was listening, and I do know that she was over at Esme's house, but at the end of the day, Meg and I were friends WAY before she met the other late resos
(The late resos, Snow and Cindy were on the other side of the train, talking "I am actually a bit shocked that you were so accepting of me coming Esmeralda. I thought you would have put up a fight" the blonde mentioned, making the gypsy sigh weakly "Cinderella, we are not in the best place right now, and I do not trust you for all of the stuff you told people, but I want to make my husband happy and try to get along with you. Plus, I really want everyone to see what I have been up to". "I am actually very proud of you Esmeralda, maybe I should do my own retreat for the natives in England. I have heard a lot about these togas, and I want to get some" the native told in excitement. The train finally stopped at Thebes and Mulan looks out of the window "Great. I can't wait to explore the city and to watch the Olympics. Let's go" and runs out of the train.)
Pocahontas: It is nice that everyone is so optimistic about the trip to Thebes, Hopefully it is a lot better than last year's trip.
Thebes (Megara's Mansion)
(The princesses walk exhaustively to Meg's mansion "Ugh, you would think Meg would meet us at the train to you know, get us" Snow White arabian rolled her eyes "I swear you are supposed to be the always positive but you complain the most" making the german hiss. "It is a nice walk. We got to see some Greek atmosphere before we actually settled down. Meg is probably planning a surprise for us" Poca said while knocking the door. A servant opened the door and greeted them "Welcome to Hercules Manor my ladies" and kissed each of the ladies hands "Megara is in the dining room" and escorted them inside to see a relaxed Meg drinking a cup of wine, slouching "Really Meg? You didn't get us because..." the brunette questioned. Meg lazily looked over them "I needed a drink of wine. Herc tired me out, and you had Jasmine and Es, who already knew the way. Some of yall need to walk around anyways" getting up out of her seat and wobbled before falling on the floor.)
Belle: Oh great. We start our vacation with our hostess being totally drunk out of her mind, but it is Megara, so it makes sense
(Meg leaned on Jasmine and slurred "Oooooooh Hheeeyyyyyy. You are looking niiiice. girl. It has been tooooo long" clinging onto her. Turned off by Meg's drunkness, Belle brought up "Did you at least organize some of the rooms and sleeping arrangements?" making the greek annoyed by Belle's uppity behavior "Girl, you really need a drink. The Beast's seriousness and grouchiness is really rubbing off on you" making them all laugh, before continuing "Anyways, the 3 rooms you will be sharing are in the left hallway on the left side. Have fun" going on the couch to take a nap.
They went to the hallway and looked in the blue room which has 3 queen sized beds, 3 mirrors, dressers, and a view of the sea "Ooh, I really like this room" Ariel said enthusiastically, with Cinderella complimenting "It really is beautiful. And the sheets are made out of the best cotton". "Let's go look at the other rooms" the asian told them, which the other 2 rooms ended up being the exact same as the first, but green and pink. "Alright, how about Me, Mulan and Esme take the pink room, Jas, Snow, and Pocahontas take the blue room, and Cindy, Belle and Aurora take the green room" making everyone burst in laughter.)
Esmeralda: That was pretty funny Ariel. So the mood is immediately lightened, and I am having a good feeling about this trip.
An Hour Later... (Early resos room)
(Ariel is combing her hair with a fork as she asks "So, do you know what we are doing tonignt?". Jasmine is playing with her blue toga dress as she answered "I think we are all gonna go to the spa that Meg has in the back for tonight. All of us. I feel bad for Hercules coming home to 10 women". "Adam told me that he invited the guys to come over for a day; he is out tonight. I am really not feeling comfortable with being in the same room with everyone" Belle admitted. "Oh, Pocahontas is just trying to be relevant, and while Esmeralda is a shit stirrer, she is not crazy. Mulan is just a silent mouse, so this idiom to smoothly" the redhead assured her. "I have known Esme since before Disney ever came along, and she is a tough cookie with a scary past, but she never did anything to me; at lease upfront".)
Jasmine: Past? I know she was an escort, since Cinderella told me so, but could there be more the morally corrupt Esmeralda?
Late reso's room
("So, why do you think Megara was so worn out for so long? She must be sober by now?" Mulan mentioned, with her sassy gypsy friend exposed "Well isn't it obvious? Herc fucked the living crap out of her last night" making the two others squirm "She tells me that cause he has super strength, their bed activities are SUPER rough, IMMORALLY rough. I don't know how I am gonna last a few days without Phoebus putting the moves on me" she half complained. Aurora and Cinderella entered the room, plopping on the couch "So, what is going on with you ladies?" Aurora asked excitedly. The native said with dullness "Well, Esmeralda was discussing why Meg is so bust up, and her missing Phoebus' rough sex" making Cinderella gag "Goodness, can't us ladies ever have a conversation without sex being involved. Ugh, you could have left of the part with my brother Pocahontas" with the native shrugging her shoulders.
Esmeralda: There are something about the classics that seem extremely... asexual, like robots
"Where is Snow White?" The Asian asked, making Aurora uncomfortable with the raven head even being brought up "You know her, she always has to cook something, so she is preparing snacks for the spa, especially since Meg is still asleep and sore" Cinderella answered. The British princess spoke "I am sick of all this separation. Since we came on the train, we divided ourselves, and the spa will be the first time that we ALL are in the same space, and talk to one another", with Pocahotnas intervening "Wait. But aren't you having an issue with Snow and chose to not speak to her?". "I just told her that I cannot see her the same way that I did before the business deal fell apart. I don't hate her or dislike her." with Mulan screwing up her face.)
Mulan: I call bullshit on that one Aurora. Things did not go on way, so you defame and cut people off. Nothing more, and nothing less.
Next Time on The Real Princesses of Disney...
(Aurora: I am glad that I am not the only one who found this sudden invite to be a bit weird.
As she was tightening her towel, the blonde french asked "So Meg, what is the real purpose that you invited is all here, other than to just have a girls weekend?" shocking her.)Meg sighed, knowing she has to give the full truth, spoke "Well, I actually did want a girls weekend, but Mickey and Minnie wanted someone to try to tell you girls that the fighting needs to stop, and we all need to bond" causing Jasmine to grunt "So you didn't just wan to see me, but since Mickey and Minnie are not edgy enough to handle us, they sent you? Shady Meg". "Well they are correct. Since when were you the girls who had all this drama in your lives" she asked, with Cinderella bringing up "Well, if so done deliberately tried to hurt you by bringing your family member who you have issues with to the group to deliberately get secrets about me and to defame me, than you can relate Meg" sending the first shot. )
(Belle: While the play was not the best, it was interesting to have the ladies discuss their... relatability to the couple
The lady wakes up to see that her man has died, and stabbed herself, so they can be in heaven together. Everyone claps, and the play is finished. "Thank the lord that is finished. Have never been so bored in my entire life" Mulan complained. Snow white was wiping some small tears that came out of her eyes, and was emotionally touched "I...It was beautiful. It is so sad for true love to die like that".)
Esmeralda ran back own the stairs to yell at Belle over the railing "Where is your money at? Why you go two castles and charities with no money?" She yelled back "Why you living in a town home, when you are wearing $25,000 euro jewelry". "My home and shit is paid for, in cash and legally bitch" with her yelling over Esme "YOU CALL ESCORTING LEGAL? IF I WANTED TO FUCK 80 YEAR OLD MEN TO PAY FOR MY HOME AND MY PEOPLE, I CAN", with Esme throwing out "YOU WERE JUST IN PARIS WITH DRUG DEALERS. THE SAME ONES YOU SOLD CRACK TO WHEN YOU WERE 14" casing Belle to hold her hand out, overwhelmed "WHO? Who is a drug-dealer? Uh, Jasmine, Cinderella, Snow White, Ariel..." she stumbled with Esme coming off the stairs to say "DON'T fake like you like me.)
(Esmeralda ran back own the stairs to yell at Belle over the railing "Where is your money at? Why you go two castles and charities with no money?" She yelled back "Why you living in a town home, when you are wearing $25,000 euro jewelry". "My home and shit is paid for, in cash and legally bitch" with her yelling over Esme "YOU CALL ESCORTING LEGAL? IF I WANTED TO FUCK 80 YEAR OLD MEN TO PAY FOR MY HOME AND MY PEOPLE, I CAN", with Esme throwing out "YOU WERE JUST IN PARIS WITH DRUG DEALERS. THE SAME ONES YOU SOLD CRACK TO WHEN YOU WERE 14" casing Belle to hold her hand out, overwhelmed "WHO? Who is a drug-dealer? Uh, Jasmine, Cinderella, Snow White, Ariel..." she stumbled with Esme coming off the stairs to say "DON'T fake like you like me.
Belle: This chick has a criminal past for many things, but I am not afraid. Don't let the cute face fool you. DON'T let it fool you.)
Author's Note
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