Author's Note
I AM BACK. I know I only took a week long hiatus, but it was needed. I gained inspiration and motivation for this story, and things cleared up a bit more for now. This chapter is THE LONGEST I have her written, over 6500 words, but it does have importance. Enjoy
Last time on The Real Princesses of Disney...
("How was the whitewashed arabian's event" Esmeralda asked, making Meg a bit uncomfortable "It was terrible. John's article came up and Shang asked Phillip, who got immediately defensive and started getting up. My fiancé defended me, and things were about to get physical" making some gasp "I'm not done yet. Then Jasmine grabbed my arm, and I was yelling "get off me" and I had to shove her to get her off, and she almost swung at me before Cinderella blocked her. She blamed EVERYTHING on me"."I find that completely bullshit. What I have noticed about her is that she has this group/gang like mentality and very possessive, like "If you are her friend, than you are on her side and I hate you" with Pocahontas nodding.
Pocahontas: Typical Jasmine; blaming everything on one person. Like I am the reason Snow hates her, and now this. This is how the early resos work.)
(Maurice, still uneasy about their engagement lightly told her his opinion "Belle, you know how I feel about your engagement. I can tell the love you two share for one another, but remember last year? The first months you met him? You can't just forget that", causing the brunette to roll her eyes. She cut him off "Father, not with this again. You raised a smart girl, and if he ever disappoints and hurts me, I will not hesitate to leave there. You don't have just me anymore father". "I am sorry, but he just seems extremely cold to me, and he has been distant too. Then there was this one night that I stayed over, and I heard noises from your room like he was beating you" Maurice brought up, making his daughter get up and grabbed her coat "ARE YOU SERIOUS FATHER? He has NEVER hit me, and it is sad that you would make this up to get your so called point across." and started to draw tears and hiccup "O...ou...our lives have been v...ver...very difficult form living in P...Paris and here, and he is the only person to accept me for who I am. I have had to do some f'd up stuff growing up
Belle: I respect my father, but I am no longer a child and his opinion does not have a high value in my decision making. I am not stupid, did not marry him after a day like Cinderella, and I take responsibility for everything I do. I know my man)
(A servant opened the door and greeted them "Welcome to Hercules Manor my ladies" and kissed each of the ladies hands "Megara is in the dining room" and escorted them inside to see a relaxed Meg drinking a cup of wine, slouching "Really Meg? You didn't get us because..." the brunette questioned. Meg lazily looked over them "I needed a drink of wine. Herc tired me out, and you had Jasmine and Es, who already knew the way. Some of yall need to walk around anyways" getting up out of her seat and wobbled before falling on the floor. (Meg leaned on Jasmine and slurred "Oooooooh Hheeeyyyyyy. You are looking niiiice. girl. It has been tooooo long" clinging onto her. Turned off by Meg's drunkness, Belle brought up "Did you at least organize some of the rooms and sleeping arrangements?" making the greek annoyed by Belle's uppity behavior "Girl, you really need a drink. The Beast's seriousness and grouchiness is really rubbing off on you"
Belle: Oh great. We start our vacation with our hostess being totally drunk out of her mind, but it is Megara, so it makes sense)
Intro
Snow White: I'm old school. I believe in the traditional, conservative ways
Cinderella: I'm all about family, from my marriage to my siblings
Aurora: Life throws many things at you. You have to roll through the good and bad
Ariel: People are always trying to get under my skin, but a tougher than petty rumors
Belle: I am a princess now, so watch out
Jasmine: I am fabulous, and VERY Rich bitch
Pocahontas: I am Colors of the Wind Fabulous
Esmeralda: I am tough, so don't cross me
Mulan: I'm neither a girly girl or a tom boy
Spa In Meg's Home (An Hour Later)
(The 9 girls are patiently waiting in the spa room for their guide Meg to show up. "Goodness. Meg is the worst hostess I have ever met. She did not even do a thing and we have been here for hours now" Belle complained, starting to annoy some of the girls "Please Belle, calm down. You don't know what her daily life is. Let's just eat the snacks Snow White made" Esme said, grabbing some cucumbers and dipping it in the sauce they were to put on their faces, causing the others to laugh "E...Esmeralda. That's the sauce to p...put on our f...faces" Jasmine tried to blurt out between her laughs, gaining a glare from the gypsy. Obvious tension was still in the room, but Meg (who just woke up from her long nap) walked in the room with energy "Yes, I feel so much better. Let's get this party started" she declared.)
Esmeralda: Thank The Lord, Meg always saves the day. Dot know how much longer I could handle these bitches without her
("Ooh Snow, I see that you made the snacks and the face masks. You just can not take a break from work, can't you" Meg blabbered, eating an olive. "So Megara, what are we going to do first?" Aurora asked. She thought about it for a moment thinking, coming up with an idea for the girls to bond "How about we all go in the sauna. I have my servants who boil the water into dream which goes into the sauna. It releases all the gaffes and tension that we have". Pocahontas whispered in Mulan's ears "Nothing can release Belle of her uptight self" causing them to laugh, which the French brunette heard. "Sure, why not" Jasmine agreed, and they all went into the large sauna and unknown to them, Meg told her servants to lock the door beforehand. As she was tightening her towel, the blonde french asked "So Meg, what is the real purpose that you invited is all here, other than to just have a girls weekend?" shocking her.)
Aurora: I am glad that I am not the only one who found this sudden invite to be a bit weird.
(Meg sighed, knowing she has to give the full truth, spoke "Well, I actually did want a girls weekend, but Mickey and Minnie wanted someone to try to tell you girls that the fighting needs to stop, and we all need to bond" causing Jasmine to grunt "So you didn't just want to see me, but since Mickey and Minnie are not edgy enough to handle us, they sent you? Shady Meg". "Well they are correct. Since when were you the girls who had all this drama in your lives" she asked, with Cinderella bringing up "Well, if someone deliberately tried to hurt you by bringing your family member who you have issues with to the group to deliberately get secrets about me and to defame me, than you can relate Meg" sending the first shot. Belle knew where this was going, and defended herself "Cinderella, I did not talk to Esmeralda just to defame you. Why would I do anything like that to you? You came after me when you got up to yell at me, and when you and Poca ganged up on me and pulled my hait off to intimidate me" making Cinderella roll her eyes in disbelief.)
Cinderella: I knew Belle was a compulsive liar, but never thought she was delusional. She knew exactly what she was doing. I was the first one that called her out about her messiness at her ball last year, and as soon as I did that, she got extremely defensive and then started diving into my background to make a fool out of me, and she is lying to my face.
("You are a boldface liar Belle. You set up Pocahontas to embarrass her at Mulan's party a few months ago. I did nothing to you for you to do that and to go and tell my family a bunch of stuff made our family issues even worse, so screw you for doing that, and I cannot even believe that you would do something like that to me either Esmeralda, despite all of our issues" she vented. "Cinderella, you were saying things. You were telling your friends and some of the others things like I married Phoebus for his money, slept with Quasimodo, would leave him and our child for a richer man, and when Belle told me about it, I KNEW it was true because you have said those things TO me in the past. I was already friends with some of them, and Belle and I have known one another for a long time, but that does not mean we are close friends." the gypsy defended herself as she continued "Our argument was BEFORE Belle set up Pocahontas and was caught in her lie, so I don't mess with her like that anymore, as I have personally been involved in the early reso's lies" setting the bait for the race-gate to be talked about.)
Snow White: Oh my gosh. It was so awkward when everyone just started airing all the issues and dirty laundry out loud like that. It was crazy.
(Ariel flipped her hair before speaking "What did I lie about Esmeralda? I never fucked Aladdin, and I am not a racist. Those are rumors that YOU, POCA AND MULAN spread" causing Poca to burst on in laughter, and Mulan shaking her head "Don't involve me in with this mess". The native finally caught her breath before telling her side "Are you kidding me Ariel. You and Al were always hugging one another up, making flirty comments with one another, and you were caught with him at House of Mouse, and we saw the video. You are lying about this, like you lied about your shady deal with Aurora and not paying them back." with Esme continuing "You came up to sea for dick, you liked the way it made you feel, so you went and got another dick, with the man having more than a small resemblance to your husband but darker. And you ARE a racist. You said fucking natives, without adding the John part, and said it through your gut. That is why you only fuck around with Jasmine, who is whitewashed. You act like a white girl, don't do anything for your people, and started bleaching to look like them, how about that. And I can expose you for your familiarity with fucking male strippers" with Belle now intervening "How dare you say stuff like that Esmeralda? That is so rude. Don't you remember where you came from" tipping her head to the side, with Esme saying "Don't go there with me Belle, because your ass is not as squeaky clean as you want everybody to think. Your past is the worst of them all, but I would not dare to say it out loud, so end it right here.")
Pocahontas: Hmmm, Belle's past. That sounds interesting. If it is worse than her present, than it must be riveting.
(Snow White as to intervene before an argument started "Hold on. Hold on. This is not what Megara wanted. She wanted us to move along from all of this. You remember my issue with Jasmine last year and how bad it was" with everyone but Mulan nodding "We worked it out, which I never thought would happen. We learnt to say hi to one another and be cordial, and if I could do that with her, than all of us could do it.". "When I came into the circle, I did not expect all of this to happen, and it is wearing me out. I won't like who I don't like, but I am trying to be cordial win my sister in law, so I will be cordial with you 3 from now on. Nothing more or less" the gypsy told them, with everyone in agreement, except for Mulan who spoke up "The only one I can forgive who has wronged me is Ariel. Our issue was from MANY misunderstandings, and I feel like I gave you an unfair chance. Belle, what you did in my house was extremely disrespectful to me and I will never forgive you for it, and Jasmine, you blamed the entire issue on Shang and Phillip on me. How dare you, when you were not even there. Unlike you, I am not Poca's and Esme's puppet to cause drama, and it is a disgusting accusation that you threw at me", throwing off a bad vibe in the room.)
Jasmine: Wow. Mulan just ruined a moment with her speech I guess. Whatever.
Belle: Mulan is all over the place, and I think I know why. She has a lot of secrets to hide, and is very insecure. I can tell she is a ticking time bomb.
Kitchen
(Snow White and Cinderella are scrambling eggs and creating pancakes together. "It is so awkward sharing a room with Aurora. She refuses to talk to me, and it is getting on my nerves. What do I do?" she asked. Cindy flipped the pancakes as she responded "Well, I did tell her initially to partner up with someone else, since she is not good with doing business with friends, and now she feels off somehow. I just say that you give her time, and this entire thing will blow over". The raven head served 10 plates of eggs as she explained "She said that she can not see me the same way anymore, and practically said our friendship is over. Now it has me thinking if she and Phillip only makes friends for business purposes". Ariel and Jasmine enter the kitchen, and the redhead commented "Well, it is about time you figured it out. As soon as she "apologized", we never became friends since. Sorry to but in your business" and they took their plates and pancakes, the arabian commented "Aurora told us what happened Snow, and I never knew you were that cold. Who does that?" receiving a glare from her long time enemy.)
Jasmine: I have to admit, I never knew there were issues in the classic trio, since they are all so much alike. Well, the Queen of Shadiness has arisen again I guess
(The late resos came downstairs and grabbed their plates, giving the two classics hugs "I bet you two cooked in the kitchen more than Meg ever had" Mulan joked. Ariel and Jasmine tried to be the bigger person, and said "Hey Esmeralda, Mulan, Pocahontas". Mulan just sat as far away from them on the table as possible and nodded to them, as the other two swallowed before Poca waved, and Esme greeted them back "Hello". They quickly sat down beside Mulan. Belle and Aurora slowly made it to the table, as the brunette whispered to her "Just put on a face. None of us really want to be here, and to make the peace. Just ignore everything" reassuring the blonde. Snow White gave Belle a hug and quickly walking past her blonde friend to sit with Cinderella, as they all waved to the two. "It is time to pray" Snow White announced, and told them "Grab one another's hands. We are going to do this right" and each of them grabbed the people that were beside them's hands. "Our father, the saint, the holy spirit, amen, Thank you for giving us this magnificent food to fuel us and to give our brains a great start to the day. We are grateful for everything else you have given us. Amen" she prayed out loud.)
Snow White: Someone needs to teach some of these girls manners and thanks
Belle: I think it was nice for all of us to pray together. It was cute
("They are eating, and Cinderella asked "So, where are we going today?". Her in-law answered for her "Well firstly, we are going to watch the play where two lovers ill themselves and such, don't care enough to find the title of it, them we will wander the town, eat for lunch, and then go to the wine fields. Mine and Meg's event is tomorrow." with there being some hums heard and nods seen from the others. Belle muttered "Since our tour guide Meg is not down here after causing a bit of an argument before we all decided to be peaceful, she is not joining us today, right" making Jas a bit uncomfortable with her friend's attitude. Esmeralda spoke up "Well, if you planned all of the bookings and tickets we got for this trip, and dealing with the 9 of us, than she deserves a break. I'm ready to go if you all are".)
Thebes Theatre
(The play starts with the narrator explaining the situation between two rich families that are very alike. "Oh man, this shit is really boring" Ariel yawned, covering her mouth, with Jasmine snickering "Meg did this to us on purpose. While we are getting bored and shit, she is smoking a bong, and playing with vibrators. Ooh, how I wish I was doing that instead of this." The scene in the play was showing a man chasing a girl that does not want him "Ugh, when do some men get the hint that us women do not want him. I have had to deal with losers like those all my life" the gypsy complained, with Pocahontas nodding her head in agreement and saying "I know. It is not my fault I like meaty white men, and not the same old natives. Oh man", making Snow White look at them in disgust.)
Snow White: It was so disrespectful of them to discuss their fantasies, as the play is going on. I felt bad for the boy in the play who could not get the girl. It is just the romantic in me.
(The play is at Act 3 Scene 5 at the play, and the man is getting up out of the girl's bed out of making love "Oh gosh, I remember all those times I snuck Al in my room, and we screwed many times like that. I feel sorry for the two in the play" Jasmine muttered. Cinderella was trying to watch the play, but was constantly disturbed by the other's nasty talk "Goodness, can we just watch the play? No one cares about anyone else's sex relationship" she snapped. Belle whispered to Ariel "That is because she has not had sex in a year, and she is envious" getting a giggle out of the redhead. Mulan was slowly falling asleep, but was nudged by Aurora, who nagged her "Watch this. Meg spent good money getting these tickets for us to watch, and you are being a disrespectful brat" making the asian roll her eyes.)
Mulan: That play was the most painful moment I have ever been a part of, and I have gotten cut and stabbed by those crazy Huns men.
Belle: While the play was not the best, it was interesting to have the ladies discuss their... relatability to the couple
(The lady wakes up to see that her man has died, and stabbed herself, so they can be in heaven together. Everyone claps, and the play is finished. "Thank the lord that is finished. Have never been so bored in my entire life" Mulan complained. Snow white was wiping some small tears that came out of her eyes, and was emotionally touched "I...It was beautiful. It is so sad for true love to die like that". "It was a nice play, but I would have enjoyed it more if I did not have to hear Jasmine's and Aladdin's rendez-vous in the town when they were engaged, or Esme and Phoebus doing it in the bell-tower. Goodness. I have never been so disgusted" Cinderella complained. Belle rolled her eyes "Whatever, it is over with. So since it is lunch now, what do you ladies want to do?" she asked. "We'll meet up at the Olive Branch restaurant" Aurora declared before they went their separate ways.
Olive Branch restaurant
Cinderella: So me, Cindy, Snow, and the late resos are at the restaurant trying out a bunch of olives as we wait for the early reso girls, and we are just eating and picking them off. They were so good.
(The 6 ladies are at the table, trying a bunch of olives that the waiter left for them. Snow White picked a black olive and put it in her mouth to taste the mildly sweet and soft olive "Oh wow, this one is really good. What is it called again?". The native commented "I think the waiter said it is called the Cerignola olive. It is half sweet and half bitter. I am really liking these Sicilian olives" and put one in her mouth. "Those ones are so big and juicy. They have this salty tart taste, which buzzes your taste buds. Meg gave me these ones to try when I last came here about 2 months ago" Esmeralda told them. Mulan put a random one in her mouth to try it, and it accidentally went down her throat without swallowing it, causing her to clench her throat and cough, making everyone look at her. "Are you alright Mulan?" Aurora asked, only for the asian to cough the olive out on the floor. "I am good". As that was over with, the 3 other ladies was approaching them.)
Aurora: So we have been waiting here for 45 minutes for them, and they finally show up? At least we ate some good olives as we were waiting for them.
(They sat down beside them, watching the others pick off the olives like they are vultures eating a dead body. "So, what tool you girls so long?" Aurora asked. "Well, we were walking through the town, and there were so many sights to see. We looked at the stores, parks, rivers, museums. It was beautiful" Ariel told them. Belle asked "SO, what did you gals do other than eat off olives?". "Nothing" they said altogether, and Esmeralda asked "So, what are we doing later?". No one said anything, until Jasmine blurted out "Well, we are still going to the olive farm after, and then Belle got these invites to go to a wine event" making everyone pretty excited. "Greece does have the best wine from what I heard" Cinderella sing-songed. "I have not went to those testing events in such a long time though. Since Hans was born, I could not do a lot of things I used to" the german mumbled. Belle looked around nervously before admitting "Well, actually I only got 3 tickets" making a few of the girls jerk their necks backwards.)
Cinderella: What type of person does that? Oh we have this great plan for us to do, but only the 3 of us are going. Why rub it in and let us get excited about it if we were never gonna go?
Pocahontas: Typical Belle. She is very calculating, and let us get excited and believe that we are all gonna remain peaceful, but splits the group and throw shade like this at us again.
("Oh, nice way to make things optimistic for us, but then snatch it away from us" Mulan grunted, sipping on her drink. It was a bit awkward now that the bomb was thrown. "Try an olive girls" Snow offered, and they each picked up an olive, and popped it in their mouths, liking them. "Pretty good. Do you think Meg will join us at the olive place?" Ariel asked. "To be honest, I think she snuck out last night to join the guys, and did not bother to tell us. I don't even think she is there" Esmeralda said. "Well, let's go" Belle commanded, with everyone getting up to go to the olive place.)
Early Reso's room
Belle: So after we went to the olive farm, I got a letter delivered to the home from the man that invited meand my friends to the wine event, saying that I could invite one or two more people if I wanted to. Snow White and Aurora already said that they were prepping to leave early in the morning, so the only other person there was, was Mulan
(The 3 girls are already changed in their most fancy Greek clothes and jewelry that Meg lent them "Wow, we really need to hurry up and put or makeup on" Ariel said, trying to rush them. Mulan came and knocked on the door "Come in" Jasmine called out, and then she came in to greet the three "Hello girls. I just came to say see you in the morning, since I know you will be out until late and we'll be sleeping by the time you gals get back". Belle looked at the note before inviting "Well Mulan, the person hosting the event actually sent me a note saying that I can invite another person, and since Snow White and Aurora are getting ready to go back home in the morning, would you like to come to the event with us? You said that you are not connected to their hips anymore, or that you never were, so you are welcome to come" with the asian being more than shocked, with her mouth a bit open. "So you are inviting me, but not them" she asked. "Pretty much" the brunette confirmed.)
Mulan: For real? Now this puts me in a tough spot
("Well, I will definitely think about it and I will let you know in a few minutes" she told them before leaving and going back into the room. "Why did you come back in such a rush?" Pocahontas asked. "Just when I thought things could not get any crazier. I went into the early reso's room to wish them a good night, and they said since I am not connected to your hips, and I am my own person, they asked if I wanted to come." stunning the other 2 not in a good way. "Wait, so they asked you to come, but not Pocahontas and I" the gypsy reassured with bitterness in her voice. "Pretty much". She looked over at Pocahontas, who did not care, and looked at Esme, knowing she was in deep thought before she blurted out "I am gonna ask them" and jumped off her bed to go to their room.)
Pocahontas: Oh great, I knew this was gonna happen at one point. When she got off that bed, we knew we had to go after her to prevent some damage
(Esmeralda entered their room a bit too angrily with her friends behind them and asked "So you invited Mulan to the event, but not me? What about me?". "You can come if you want to. Are you ready?" Belle asked. "No, but it is just a point, this shit is all fake and phony to me. If you don't like me, you could have just said something" with Belle cutting off Esme "Phony? What is phony?". "We agreed yesterday that we would be civil and support one another, and you pull off this shit" she told Belle, who said "You wanna talk about fucking phony, you showed up late to Ariel's and I's party to only cause drama. Who the f does that". "Why are you talking about the past, I am talking about less than 24 hours ago? That is why your husband beats the shit out of you, go and hang out with them drug dealers with your ugly, fake ass. Fuck you bitch" she stated, walking back to her room, with Belle following her.)
Belle: I have no idea where all of this is coming from. Esme and I may have known one another for years, but we were never friends? What is the issue?
("Oh you really don't wanna go there Esmeralda. You have been messing with an 80 year old man since you were 15. You really don't want to go there honey. Messing with 80 year old men" she loudly stated, causing the classics to come out of their room to watch what is going on. Esmeralda ran back own the stairs to yell at Belle over the railing "Where is your money at? Why you got two castles and charities with no money?" She yelled back "Why you living in a town home, when you are wearing $25,000 euro jewelry". "My home and shit is paid for, in cash and legally bitch" with her yelling over Esme "YOU CALL ESCORTING LEGAL? IF I WANTED TO FUCK 80 YEAR OLD MEN TO PAY FOR MY HOME AND MY PEOPLE, I CAN", with Esme throwing out "YOU WERE JUST IN PARIS WITH DRUG DEALERS. THE SAME ONES YOU SOLD CRACK TO WHEN YOU WERE 14" casing Belle to hold her hand out, overwhelmed "WHO? Who is a drug-dealer? Uh, Jasmine, Cinderella, Snow White, Ariel..." she stumbled with Esme coming off the stairs to say "YOU WERE. DON'T fake like you like me. DON'T fake it like you have when you used to live in Paris when you needed a friend. I knew you from WAY BACK BEFORE ALL THIS, WHEN YOU WERE SELLING DOPE, AND I WAS DOING MY THING" causing the french brunette to wave her hands around, in confirmation "YOU JUST SAID THAT YOU WERE AN ESCORT")
Ariel|: It is crazy. They were saying how Belle is broke though selling drugs to get by, and Esme's old sugar daddy paying for her house and funding Phoebus' career
Cinderella: I have heard accusations about Belles past with drugs and her being beat by Adam, but the way she got so defensive and spoke up just confirmed it. She stumbled her words in my fight with her, though she was still defensive.
("You don't know what I got and how I got it" Esme told her, with Belle responding "And you don't know what I got either. I don't open up my cunt and lips to get men to pay for my house and kingdom that you husband supposedly has so much control over Honey, honey" with them being inches apart. "I know I got more than you, and my town is richer than your kingdom. You had to use and sell your horses just to not be foreclosed on. Your servants were caught selling all of your jewelry" she threw at her, with Belle throwing up her ring for the gypsy to see "How about that. $500,000 euros" with Esme shaking her head and being held back by Cinderella and Pocahontas "One ring One ring? One ring? That must be the ring that Adam knocked you out with many times. The dent is right there" touching an indent on the side of Belle's head. She moved back from Esme's finger to say "And didn't Phoebus just get diagnosed with gonorrhea? Where would he have gotten that from? And now the child is infected" causing Cinderella to intervene "DON'T YOU DARE INVOLVE MY NEPHEW IN THIS YOU MOTHER FUCKER" with Belle yelling back "YOU TOLD ME THIS SHIT CINDERELLA. YOU TOLD ME ALL OF THIS, REMEMBER?". Esme moved Cindy to the side to get in the brunette's face "YOU ARE A MOTHER FUCKING LIAR BELLE. YOU BROUGHT ME IN THE GROUP BECAUSE YOU WANTED TO EMBARASS CINDY, WHICH I WOULD NOT LET YOU,AND DON'T INVOLVE MY KID YOU TRASHY. MANIPULATIVE COKEHEAD" pointing all up in her face.)
Pocahontas: Is this how I have looked in an argument? They look so stupid.
(Pocahontas and Mulan physically shoved themselves in the middle to separate the two, trying to calm Esme down "STOP THIS ESMERALDA, CALM DOWN" Mulan yelled, with Esme calmly stating "We are just talking about how my charities actually make money to fund gypsies, not getting my properties repoed. I'm moving into a mansion, when her kingdom getting investigated for DRUG DEALING AND ILLEGAL DRUG TRADE. I LIVE LEGALLY AND HAVE MY CARRIAGES, HORSES, AND HOUSES PAID IN CASH, NOT REPOED AND FORECLOSED" with Belle, who was restraint by Jasmine and Belle yelling back "BY AN 80 YEAR OLD MAN. AN 80 YEAR OLD MARRIED MAN, WITH 5 KIDS AND 14 GRANDKIDS, AND 7 GREAT GRANDKIDS, WHO GAVE YOU GONORRHEA WHICH YOU GAVE TO YOUR HUSBAND AND CHILD. FUCKING WITH MARRIED MEN" .Esme yelled after hearing that "NOT MARRIED, NOT MARRIED. HE WAS AN OLD FRIEND FROM THE PAST. NOT MARRIED. Would you like to meet him so you can be able to afford to fund your kingdom". "ABSOLUTELY NOT")
Belle: This chick has a criminal past for many things, but I am not afraid. Don't let the cute face fool you. DON'T let it fool you.
(Talikng over all the yelling, Mulan told Esme "We can talk about this, calm down", with Esmeralda talking over "NO we can't because she did not want to shine so she only invited you". "Of course we can talk about this. Listen, this is what I think..." the asian tried to talk, but was cut off by Belle who said "By what?" causing the gypsy to say " DOUdULLLLULLLDOOOOOO. ." and Belle mimicking her, moving her hands side to side " .DOUdULLLLULLLDOOOOOO." and Pocahontas looking at them in stupidity, and Ariel tried hard not to burst out laughing. After the weird noises got very weird, Pocahontas yelled "LISTEN! Esme, let's go to our room" and grabbed her arm and as they were about to end the argument, Belle brought up "How do you fuck a billionaire, and not get a mansion. YOU FUCKED A BILLIONAIRE. A BILLIONAIRE, AND NO MANSION BITCH. CAN'T EVEN GIVE YOUR HUSBAND AND KID A VACCINATION FOR THAT DISEASE" about to follow the late resos to their room, but is held back by Ariel. Esme yelled over the stairs "I HAVE A TOWNHOME, WHICH FITS MY LIFESTYLE AND I CAN PAY FOR WITH MY DISEASE FREE SON AND HUSBAND. YOUR HUSBAND GAVE YOU A FEW PUNCHES TOO MANY AND GAVE YOU A MENTAL ILLNESS. YOU ARE STRUGGLING, WITH AN ACTUAL KINGDOM TO TEND TO, THOUGH THEY HATE YOU" with Pocahontas and Mulan draggin her up to her room. Aurora went to talk to the late resos "You gals, go to you wine event, and have fun. See you when you come back" and the three left the home.)
Cinderella: Holy shit. I cannot believe what went down. Both of them were out of line, and need some serious help, and the things that were said was the most disgusting I have ever heard. I lied through Snow White flipping tables at Jasmine, Aurora poking Ariel's eyes out, and even my own fights, but this was a whole new low.
Next time on The Real Princesses of Disney...
(She saw Ariel and Jasmine approaching, and yelled for them from the stage "HEY GALS. COME PLAY SOME CORN IN THE COB" A causing everyone to turn at the pair. The eyes that were giving Ariel dirty looks and giving Jasmine uncertain looks. She nudged Ariel as she suggested "Yeah, let's show these gypsies how we run. I know you like to bite things" dragging the girl to the corn cobs.
Esmeralda: Yeah I know I put them on the spot, but I need they money to fund for my charity.)
("I am glad that you contacted me at Melody's event. I have not heard about anything from you or your family in about...16 to 17 years. You look so much like...like your mother" malign her turn away in nervousness, blushing before she thanked him "Thank you. I... I have only saw portraits of her" making them both look down, starting in a sad topic.
Snow White: When he looked at my son, it looked like he recognized him... like he saw himself in my son
"She was a wonderful woman Snow White, you would have gotten along with her so well." he mentioned. She was touched by that and asked "So Grimsby, can you tell me the last time you saw my mother? She wrote in her diary that you were in a relationship". "That was about 17 years ago. I used to live in Germany in my younger years, I was one of the commonwealth. We always had a crush on one another, and we started our dalliance when I was about 26, and she was 20.)
("DON'T tell me to be quiet Ariel". "No I will tell you to be quiet because you are making NO sense" the redhead said, pointing her fingers, which Mulan softly moved from her face "Watch your hands Ariel" she warned before continuing "I have taken the blame for what you, Belle, Aurora and Jasmine have done, and have been out on the blame for the way grown women act, and you are NOT in the position to tell me who I can and cannot be" she preached.
Mulan: Who is she to tell me to shush, and to tell me who I am. If you tell me to shush, I will only speak LOUDER. I am NOT the one.
"You are NOT in that higher position, especially you with the cheating with Al thing" making Ariel upset "I am not saying I am better Mulan, and it is FUCKED UP that you would spread that lie about me. I knew it was you who sold the story you bitch" she vented. "I WAS THE SOURCE that saw you and Aladdin snuggling up that day and left the restaurant like you wanted to fuck, I DID, and I told POCAHONTAS that, and SHE sold the story after the disgraceful act you and the other ladies did at MY HOUSE. I was the new girl, trying to make a good impression, but YOU decide to take it upon yourself to diss my relationship with Shang IN MY HOUSE.
Ariel: She kept on bringing up things that happened MONTHS AGO and with the at the other girls did, but I am here about the present, and about HER. Not Poca or Esmeralda.)
Author's Note
If anyone does not know where the fight was inspired on, it was inspired by RHOA Season 4 Episode 12 where Sheree and Marlo fight (that shit is too funny). We will spend a bit more time in Greece in the next episode. Comment what you thought of the episode, and there WILL be a post next Saturday.
