Sun,Shoes and Sombreros

Chapter 10

Jasper's POV

As i sailed into the island Edward began jerking against the chains Alice had held him with.

Soon there were huge cuts in the sides of the mast and deck. Despite my best efforts to calm him he continued.

By the time we had got to the shore the mast had been ripped out and the deck had been scratched open.

After taking the chains off Edward resumed his position controlling the boat and we arrived at the shore.

''I hope you realize no-one here knows how to fix a boat-nice job Edward.''

''Technically Alice if you had never tied me to the boat then it wouldn't have been damaged now would it''

''Well if you hadn't tried to burn my shoes then i wouldn't have had to stop you would i!!!!''

''Well if you hadn't shouted 'Iceberg' i wouldn't have had to burn them.''

''Oh grow up Edward it was just a i think i can fix most of it.''

''Just cos you can fix cars doesn't mean you can fix boats!''

''Well i can at least try, would you rather explain to Esme why her boat is destroyed....''

''No...''

The argument was interrupted by Emmett's rendition of 'Lovefool'.

Amazingly Edward knew more words than anyone seemed to be in higher spirits but it didn't last long.

Soon we started to secretly formulate our plan.

Edward's POV

''Will you please stop thinking about the annoying song, because guess what..IT'S ANNOYING!!!!!!!!!!!''

''Sorry Mr Grumpy Gills!!!!''

I knew what they were doing they were formulating Emmett's plan.

As i pulled into the island i was reduced to taking very slow and bated breaths,i had a feeling whatever they were planning it would not be good for me.

I saw Rose get her ipod, that just made me more nervous.

She has a never-ending line-up of songs that could scar me for the rest of eternity, especially if they were gonna plan it before hand.

I had no doubts that whatever it was i would hate it...

And i was right.

Emmett's POV

I am a genius.

As we pulled onto the shore Edward slowly walked across the beach and headed towards the house.

Unknown to him when Alice tied him up she took the keys out of his pocket, now she started the plan.

As Edward searched his pockets for the keys, each time with a confused expression on his face, Alice silently opened the door, walked through and hid behind the wall.

After closing the door and receiving the keys, Rose looked at the ground, knelt down and emerged with the keys in her hands-part of the charade.

Finally finished with the 'Edward you must have dropped them' charade she opened the door and beckoned Edward forward.

The second Edward walked over the threshold Alice jumped out from behind the corner and burst into song.....

'The minute you walked in the door i could see you were a man of distinction a real big spender!!!!!'

Then we joined in-

JAZZ HANDS!!!! 'Hey big spender' Monoploy money gets thrown at Edward.

'Spend a little time with me!!!!''

At that point Edward bolted out the door and ran to the other side of the island.

After recovering from our histerics we walked over to the couch and collapsed.

Follwing a moment of thrilled silence Rose and Alice jumped up and grabbed a DVD.

''How about it Alice''

''I don't know''

''Oh come on, TAKE A CHANCE ON ME!!!!''.....