Sun,Shoes and Sombreros
Chapter 17
Bella's POV
Emmett screamed. Not out of terror because as soon as we recovered he began giggling histerically like Alice when she gets a new credit card.
We all watched as his fit heightened, eventually he calmed down enough to start asking the names.
Alice, Edward and Rose had convieniently added name tags to each duck so we could all tell the difference.
As they were switched on we all watched in amusement as Emmett followed the ducks round the floor with a look of disbelief on his face.
After several hours of just watching Emmett we began wandering around the house with our own ducks.
Rosalie went and got the extra ducks later and we sat and joked about the people we had met and what had happened.
I was amazed at how detailed each duck was. I loved the new Freckles. Knowing Alice i had a feeling the mini copy of Romeo and Juliet was actually readable but i'd ask her later i was too busy watching everyone else.
Edward was playing the Emo's piano with a toothpick.
Alice was sifting through the mini shopping bags-no doubt there was probably representations of her clothes.
Jasper was playing war with his duck and several mini soldiers. He must have been winning because every so often you heard shouts of 'YES!!!' followed by the muffled sounds of cannon-fire. To be honest i would be suprised if a huge duck lost to seven inch tall plastic soldiers.
Rose was brushing Blondie's hair and using a paintbrush to apply make-up.
And Emmett was singing with his duck. He had somehow managed to make it's mouth move in sync with the music.
So, while we listened to Frazzles singing 'It's Raining Men' we went onto the beach and sang to the boats that were passing.
After Rose and Emmett had finished their fight with someone who didn't see the charm of re-creating the karaoke scene off Shrek, we went back into the house and tried to amuse ourselves after the glory of the ducks had worn away.
Edward's POV
We had finally finished filming and it was still another two weeks until Carlisle and Esme arrived so we amused ourselves in any way possible.
After trying to find something to do and failing miserably i walked into the living room to find Emmett burying Rosalie under a 7 foot card tower while Alice and Jasper argued over the the latest fashion show they were watching.
Jasper was forced into watching it and thus was trying to make it as annoying as possible for Alice.
Currently Jasper had started an argument over how stupid the celebrites looked.
Every so often Jasper must be making a good comeback because Alice's reaction would be a very loud 'Oh no you didn't'.
After unsuccessfully stifling my laughter i turned around to see Bella once again reading yes you guessed it Wuthering Heights.
'I can't stand much more of this.'
Emmett's POV
After jumping from the staircase onto the card pile then being chased by Rose, i swear i did forget she was under the cards.....yeah right, the girls went outside to sunbathe and relax in the hot-tub while we played Halo.
Jasper was winning so after about five minutes of this me and Edward tried everything we could to try and distract him.
Even threatening his soldiers wasn't enough so eventually we thought of the best tactic. So we tackled him and killed his character.
Soon we were involved in a furious battle that was maded up mainly of 'Your Mamma' jokes.
After running out of jokes we collapsed on the sofa.
I was having a good time just singing quite a good rendition of 'I want to break free' i thought it was quite tasteful but apparently not everyone liked it.
''Will you please shut up.''
''Why?''
''Because it's annoying.''
''Your annoying.''
''Nice comeback Edward.''
''Thanks Jazz''
''Edward shut up or else.''
''Or else what your gonna get Rose to beat me up.''
''No i'll do it myself, besides Rose could if she wanted.''
''Only because she's a Amazon freak.''
''Nice one Jazz.''
''Well at least my wife isn't hopped up on pixie sticks.''
''Jazz sit down you know it's true.''
''Yeah i suppose she is too hyper sometimes i wish she would be more chilled out like Bella.''
''At least your wife isn't a vicious, i wish Rose was more nice or at least more girly i mean she's obsessed with the way she looks but she's too much of a tom-boy. At least Alice and Bella are more chilled and less homicidal.''
''Well my wife seems to have everything.''
''Surely there's something bad about Bella.''
''Well she is too nice sometimes i wish she was more assertive like Rose.''
Alice's POV
''What the hell!!!!!!!!!!!!!!''
''I am not hyper.''
''I'm not a tom-boy.''
''I'm not that nice.''
(all) ''Yes you are!''
''Shh the boys will know we've been listening..oh Edward quick think of something different.''
Rose grabbed a piece of paper and wrote down her plan.
Since the boys thought that way about us we would play a joke on them.
The only problem is we're gonna need a lot of practice.
Rosalie's POV
''Guys we're going for a walk around the island, we'll be back later.''
So we set off to the most distant part of the island so Edward wouldn't hear what we were planning. Alice had already looked at the future and she said it would work as long as we practiced.
So these are what the boys will find tomorrow morning:
-Alice would become suicidal- hopefully that will stop Jasper from thinking she's too hyper.
-Bella would be homicidal-Bye-bye Miss Nice Girl
And i would be nice, talk about a challenge, normally i don't care what people think but now it's personal.
We started to practice, it's actually really hard to be keep testing each other....
Currently i am trying not to punch my sister's lights out, Bella is trying to be
angry, she's quite good actually and Alice is pretending to be depressed.....good luck Alice, she realized that she would have to wear dark hoodies and baggy trousers so she broke down at the point.
By the next morning we were ready to fool the guys. We had agreed to swap scenarios every day so we could each have the chance to try the emotions out.
So as we snuck into the back of the house we all got ready to make the guys lives hell...evil laugh...sobs the last one for a day.....
sorry about the late update it will not happen again...
hope u look forward to the boys reactions
might be starting another story have to check over the idea with the fellow MC'S got anything u want me to put in just put them in reviews and i'll try to fit them in...
Love Mc Monkey...x