Sun,Shoes and Sombreros

Chapter 18

Edward's POV

I came downstairs to find Bella was back from exploring the island. I walked over, sat on the side of the chair and waited for her to say hello.

After a couple of minutes of awkward silence in which Bella tutted at the tv, i eventually decided if she wouldn't talk first i would.

''Hi love what you up to???''

''What does it look like i'm doing???''

''Er...watching tv...?''

''Well your observant!!..''

''Ok...i'm just gonna..yeah...''

What is wrong with her???

Jasper's POV

That's weird Edward's confused and Bella's angry..hmm well Edward i understand but Bella...ah well...

''Hey Alice what's up??''

''Nothing just the polluted sky and all life's unanswered questions....''

''Are you okay???''

''No more than the other delusional people who insist on parading round acting like idiots.''

At that moment i realized what she was wearing..

She had a black hoodie pulled up as far as she could get it and long baggy trousers.

''Ali what are you wearing??''

''The result of a African child's labour that gives him only 27 cents.''

''I would have thought you would be wearing your Gucci dress...''

''Gucci is a sham it was created so corporate sell-outs could buy something so they think they can start a new trend.''

''Okay...''

I looked in disbelief as she walked to the kitchen, picked up a knife, turned it in her fingers and laughed like the Unabomber.

HELP!!!!!!!!!

Emmett's POV

''Hey Edward i heard Bella and Alice but where's Rose?''

''If she's anything like the other two you should be glad she's not here..''

So, i went in search of Rose. I had heard rummaging before coming from our bedroom but i thought i was Alice once again putting new clothes in.

I walked through the door to a maze of pink and lace.

Scared by this point i slowly creeped through the layers and called out to Rose.

She appeared from the bathroom dressed in the only way i can describe it as Elle Woods.

Now don't get me wrong i have nothing against Reese Witherspoon but when Rose is her i get worried.

''Hi Rose..??''

''Hey baby..oh i like almost forgot i got you this like ages ago but i totally forgot until now...''

''Like...totally..''

She ran away giggling like a lunatic and returned with a bright pink and i mean flourescent, shield your eyes away pink shirt.

''Are you sure those are for men???''

''Who else who they be for sweetie?''

''I'll be back in one minute i just gotta tell Edward and Jazz something...''

''Ooh wait a sec i'll come down and talk to Ali and Bella.''

I am more scared now than when i fell on her car...help me....

i know it's short but i wanted to get the boys reactions done before the girls.

hope u like it, any suggestions welcome.

Thanks to Mc MTW and Mc Lion for overseeing the ideas

Mc Foxy for helping make Alice that little bit crazier

Mc Spoons for always reviewing and for the amazing story

And to all the Mc Clan for helping me find a name and to Mc Steamy who started off the nicknames.

Mc Monkey x