Sun,Shoes and Sombreros
Chapter 19
Alice's POV
As expected our plan was going down well with the boys, as Rose came downstairs with Emmett you could tell Emmett thought she was going crazy or something.
I think Jasper and Edward felt the same, after seeing Jazz's face when i insulted my precious Gucci and hearing Bella scream at Edward i think they're gonna be very careful what they say and do over the next few hours.
Rose wandered up to me and still in character asked me to watch a movie with her.
As we went to the media room to pick one Rose silently told me tocheck out the future. Everything seemed fine but in my vision we switched personalities quicker than we were meant to.
After telling Rose what i had seen she called Bella and we planned the switch.
Bella's POV
God Edward's gonna think i'm a nutter but it's his own fault.
Well we planned to change in about two hours, so Rose pretended to chain Alice to a chair so she would watch Legally Blonde, so as Alice was screaming to Rosed to make her stop 'her torture' as she called it i started shouting at Edward that he needed to hunt and that's why he's so cranky.
How i stifled my laughter at his face i will never know anyway once Edward was gone i would switch to suicidal.
Alice was slowly changing to 'pink' while watching the movie and Rose was starting her switch over in the kitchen.
2 MINUTES EARLIER
Edward's POV
''What the hell is wrong with them!!!???'' ED
''I don't know Rose is weird when she's happy and she keeps making me wear weird pink clothes.'' EM
''At least your wife is threatening to kill everyone.'' ED
''She used to....'' EM
''True.'' JA/ ED
''Alice is suicidal i think that's a bigger problem.'' JA
''Well unless she starts ripping herself apart and burns the pieces you don't have to worry.'' ED
Then Bella came in...
''Edward you do realize you wouldn't be so angry if you went for a hunt.''
And then as quickly as she came, she was gone.
''Me!!! I'm not the homicidal one!!!!''
''Just go it might make her feel better....'' EM
Maybe, well anything's worth a try...
Emmett's POV
Edward left to go hunt so me and Jazz sat down and discussed the girl's weird behaviour.
We had just started talking when Rose shouted to me from the kitchen.
''Emmett honey i need your help.''
''It's help she needs but does it have to be mine.''
''See you dude i'm gonna find Alice...''
As i walked into the kitchen i was met by about seventy cherry pies.
That's like...like god she's got me saying it now..it's probably my most hated thing in all the world. What was she doing??
''Hey baby i need you to try these..''
''What??!!''
''I need you to try these...for me...''
''Fine.''
I sat down and she placed one in front of me. I sat there staring at it unitl she started to get impatient and drummed her nails on the counter.
I ate a piece and tried to look like i was enjoying it. Apparently i hadn't fooled her because she broke down.
''You don't like it do you...??''
''Of course i do...''
''Don't lie to me. What am i not good enough.''
''No..i mean yes you are good enough.''
''Who is it..??''
''Who's who??''
''Who's the girl you like more then me..??''
''No there's no-one i like more than you.''
''It's Tanya isn't it. First Edward now you, she's got a spell on everyone.''
WHAT THE HELL!!!??
''You know for a fact that i like you more than Tanya or anyone.''
''Really..then why don't you like me..oh my god it's because i'm fat isn't it!!''
And with that she ran out the room, dry sobbing and into the bathroom.
Once again...WHAT THE HELL!!!???
Jasper's POV
''Hey Emmett do you know what Rose did with Alice?''
''No idea...''
''Why are you standing outside the bathroom and what is that noise?''
''It's Rose having a breakdown.''
At that point we both had to retreat because Rose opened the door and threw very forcefully several large objects at Emmett.
Without even bothering to ask what he had done i went downstairs to find Alice.
''Alice...???''
I walked through to the living room to find the once suicidal Alice singing random Girls Aloud songs and what looked like dusting.
That's when i realized that the whole room was pink and lacy.
I'm even more worried now than when she was suicidal.
I mean she's girly definitely the most girly out of the girls but this was just weird.
''Jasper will you help me decorate the Snap Cup????''
HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!