Once again I'd like to state that it might be awhile before I get the chance to post another chapter. I'll be lacking a computer but I will post something as SOON as I POSSSIBLY can.

Note: J.K Rowling owns Harry Potter and it's Characters and Katy Perry owns the song. So I really...don't have anything except the idea. -frown- I hope you enjoy what happens and I know it a VERY short chapter (though all of them have been...I like to keep things short and sweet). Pleave review. Tell me what you like. If you think it should go any farther. ANYTHING you think I should know...plus it motivates me to write more. Thank you once again to those who reviewed last time. Now, with out further ado, I leave you to enjoy Chapter 5.


Chapter 5

Snape stood in the Headmasters office and watched as the offensive little girl, that had gotten him into his present predicament, added ingredients and stirred a bubbling cauldron. He regarded everything with a critical eye. If anyone would be able to catch a mistake it would be him and he was happily give her hell about it in his classes if she survived this test of skills. Snape smiled at the thought of her being expelled. He could just imagine the girl outside in the front crying. This made his grin widen.

"What's so amusing, Severus?" the Headmaster asked from his desk. Snape merely shook his head and resumed watching the girl. She added a few more things and stirred a little bit longer. Then she straightened up and wiped some sweat from her brow.

"It should be done in a few moments." She nodded to herself then turned away from Snape's fierce gaze and watched her potion bubble.

Snape stood there, waiting for the potion. He partly hoped that it would work so he could be rid of this cursed singing but he also hoped it wouldn't so that this idiot girl would be gone. He blew out a breath of air through his nose and shifted slightly. He was just starting to get impatient when the girl reached for a glass and spooned some of the potion into it. She looked at it for a moment and then handed it to Snape.

Snape took it with a glare; he sniffed the liquid and it turned out to be odorless. It was a dark purple and it seemed to shimmer slightly. He raised an eyebrow and looked at the girl. She was nervously ringing her hands. Snape smiled slightly then took a deep breath and downed the potion in one gulp.

Snape waited for something to tell him that it had worked but he felt no different than he had five minutes ago. He continued to wait…and wait…and wait but nothing was happening. There was only one other was to discover if it had worked. Snape opened his mouth and hoped that words would come out. "I kissed a girl and I liked it. The taste of her cherry chap stick, I kissed a girl just to try it. I hope my boyfriend don't mind it." Snape slammed down the cup and began his melodious growl.

The girl winced at this and seemed on the verge of tears. She was about to run away when Dumbledore intervened. "Now, now, Severus, she still technically has two weeks." The fact that this was two weeks early had completely slipped his mind. "And you don't know if it helped with your writing…" Dumbledore pointed out. Snape roughly grabbed a piece of blank parchment from the desk and a quill. He took a deep breath before writing, For god's sake this better work! He looked down at his words and managed a small smile of satisfaction. Well, at least one part of this horrific experience was fixed.

"There," Dumbledore's voice broke in on his thoughts. "It at least fixed that part. So, she must be on the right track." He turned to the girl then. "We'll see you in two weeks. I'm sure you'll be able to figure it out from here."

She nodded. "Yes sir." She squeaked before dashing out of the room. Snape allowed himself another small grin at her fear. She should be very afraid, he thought. And with that thought, Snape left the Headmaster's office and returned to his dungeon.