Fritz then says. "Haha, I'm the master dick." As he puts the beer glass down. "Come on Fritz! You can take him!" Sarah cheered.
"I won't disappoint you Sarah, darling." Fritz said. "You think you're doing good? You got to do allot more drinking then that to get on my level." Dick said while he laughed a bit. "Okay smart ass I'm ready for some more goddamn beer. Haha keep it coming." Fritz said.
"Bartender! Another two big ones over here." Dick said. I'm gonna get you drunk off your ass cat. Then you're gonna regret having sex, with my bitch."
"Oh well let's see that you fuckin' hippie." Fritz said, as he picked up his beer and got ready to drink some more. The drinking contest continued for about an hour. Fritz by that time was massively drunk. "Oh boy, do feel freakin' screwed up or what? Haha, oh yeah baby!"
Fritz then started dancing on the table. Dick, Sarah, and everyone in the bar, was laughing so hard. "What a dumbass." Dick said. "Hehe, that's my Fritz." Said Sarah.
Fritz then walks over to the billiard table, where some ruff gangsters are playing. "Hey, you freakin' dumbasses, wanna gamble?" At the billiard table were a crazy rabbit, a drunk pig, and a killer dog.
"Who the hell do you think, you're dealing with cat you're on. You get all of our money, if you're ass wins." Fritz then as he was about to take the first shot, then fell over and broke the billiard table. He then snaps out of it.
The 3 then being really pissed off, then pull out pocket knives, and go after Fritz. "Mother of God. What have I gotten myself into?" Fritz said.
Sarah then jumped in front of Fritz, pulling a lock blade out of her pocket. And said. "You thugs, stay away from him, or I'll cut your throats." Fritz, was very amazed. Sarah one kick ass tough girl. The 3 nutbags look at her in a killer like way. Then the drunk pig said. "Screw this. I don't want to kill a chick. You win Fritz."
Fritz then walked to Sarah, and said. "Oh my god. You kick ass. You told those nutbags a thing or two." Sarah then giggled, and said. "Well I couldn't let them kill my favorite sex loving cat now could I?" Fritz then held her hand and said. "Now that this whole episode is over, what do you say we have a little romantic night? And maybe have a little bit more of that truth?"
Sarah then giggled and said. "My soul, is all for it." Just then a cute dog girl says. "Wait! I want to find the truth to. Can I have in on this?" Fritz didn't know where the girl came from. But he never said no to women, who wanted what he wanted.
Fritz then said to the dog girl. "And what's your name, my fine little miss?"
"Diana." The girl said. Fritz then said. "Alright you sweet little thing with a heart of gold, as long as Sarah is okay with it." Sarah giggled and said. "Okay. But as long as she doesn't take up to much attention from me."
Fritz then group hugged the two girls while looking last their breast, and smiling. As Frit's friend, was at the other side of the bar looking jealous.
The End.
Well, that's my Fritz The Cat fan fiction! You can bet I'm goin' to be doing more in the future.