Hello! It's Melodious! I apologize for accidentally repeating the last chapter, but I fixed it thanks to Firefly-class! If you like the story please review it and please favorite! It would mean a lot to me! Also I went back and edited some of my mistakes. In the last chapter I wrote 20 percent instead of 30. 70+20 does not equal 100. So I changed it to 30! So sorry guys I had a mind-fart. Anyways please favorite and review!
-Deuces
"BABY I LIKE IT! I-I-I LIKE IT!" I'm twirling around so fast in my dorm room that I end up hitting my foot on the side of the bed. "Ow! SHIT!"
Chekov runs out of the bathroom with shaving cream on his face and a razor in his hand. Gaila is sitting on her bed laughing her ass off. We've been listening to different earth pop songs throughout the morning. We just got finished listening to 'Moves like Jagger ' and now we're listening to 'I like it,' by Enrique Iglesias.
"Uhura are you alright?!" He sees me rolling around on the floor in pain. Gaila continues to gyrate on her bed. The song switches to, 'Shake that ass' by Eminem, which causes me to no longer feel pain and to join Gaila by dancing with her on her bed. She runs over to the stereo near the door and turns the music up on blast. Chekov shakes his head and returns to shaving in the bathroom. Gaila and I start to scream the lyrics at each other. She starts to dance the Bernie and I begin to twerk with my butt facing the door. Little did we know that someone had already entered our room and is standing behind directly us. My twerk turns into a fast gyrate.
"SHAKE DAT ASS FOR ME! SHAKE DAT ASS FOR ME! COME ON GIRL!" Suddenly the music stops. Gaila and I look at each other with weird expressions. We look to the bathroom to see Chekov peeking out with an expression that says 'Don't look at me'.
Slowly we turn the front of the room. Commander Spock is standing quietly with his hands behind his back. At least we know who turned down the stereo.
This experience horrifies me. Gaila and I look at the commander in shock. We cannot bring ourselves to speak.
"Hello Cadets." He pauses and waits for us to respond, but instead we continue to look at him with both shocked and worried expressions. "I would like to inform you that before entering, I knocked six times on your door. Unfortunately, due to the volume of the composition you were listening to, you were unable to hear me. Therefore, as I result, I came to the conclusion that it was necessary to let myself in." He dangles a key from his fingers. "If you are wondering why I'm here, I can assure you that I am only doing my duty. Other residents in this hall informed me that the volume of your composition was a disturbance to them." Before he continues I realize that he is displaying both a smirk and an eyebrow raise. But his smirk soon disappears and his eyebrows begin to burrow. If I am not imagining things it would seem that there is rage in his eyes. I look down at my attire and soon understand his irritation. When Chekov decided to use our shower this morning I put on the shirt of his uniform. My lack of pants also does not help the situation.
"There is a male here." He says with bitter brevity. His eyes shoot toward the bathroom door. Thankfully, once Spock had entered the dorm Chekov locked himself in said bathroom.
'Smart boy.'
With fast, rigid, and sharp steps, Spock strides over to the bathroom and forcefully opens its door. I actually think that Chekov had locked it and Spock had just used his strength to break it open. He snatches Chekov from his location and drags him into our bedroom.
"What do you think you are doing in this dormitory?" Spock's eyes twitch in rage as he looks at Chekov. Out of fear, Chekov explains himself, but not in the right language.
"Prostite ser ! YA prosto brit'ya moyego litsa ! Tam net pravila protiv brit'ya moyego litsa yest' ? YA dazhe ne nravyatsya eti devochki! YA gey!"
Spock seems to understand him, but he does not care.
"Your presence here is extremely suggestive. You shall come with me so I can report you to the Commander-in-Chief." His grip on Chekov tightens.
"SPOCK!" Everyone turns to look in my direction. Spock shows visible surprise at me calling out his name without the title of 'commander' coming first. "You cannot report Chekov when he has done nothing wrong! Regulations state that males are allowed in a female's dorm if they are not doing anything sexual!"
"Your attire signifies that-" He starts off.
"It signifies nothing. Chekov is my friend and you have no proof that he is anything more than that!" I finish, breathing heavily. I look to my side to Gaila giving me a look that says, 'Damn, you have balls.' Chekov is looking at Spock, hoping that my outburst has changed his mind. Finally, I too, look at Spock. His eyes show that he's disappointed. I can tell that his disappointment is not directed at me, but at himself. He lets go the Chekov's arm and looks at the ground for a split second. He his composes himself and says.
"Cadet Uhura, Chekov, and Gaila, my apologies to you." He looks at Chekov, who in return looks petrified. "Cadet Chekov, you may continue your stay in this dormitory as long as you are simply friends with these women." Spock says the word friends distastefully as though he finds it extremely illogical and revolting. "My purpose in coming here regarded the volume of your music, not your personal relationships. I shall take my leave." He takes fast strides to the door, like he wants to get away from here soon as possible. He opens the door and leaves without looking back.
Gaila, Chekov and I are all standing here like 'Wtf just happened?'
"Well shit. I didn't think this morning would turn out like this." Gaila is the first to break the ice.
"Do you know what will make this morning better?" I ask them
"What?" Gaila says.
"A good pile of waffles and a talk with the doctor." I receive strange looks from the both of them.
"MMM" These waffles are delicious! Ya'll are great for treating me. Did I ever tell you how beautiful you are Uhura? You too Gaila!" Leonard Mccoy aka Bones tells us. Gaila, Chekov and I are sitting with him in the cafeteria. We all put in money to treat him to a mid-breakfast meal. Chekov's hands twitch in his lap when Bones calls Gaila and I beautiful. I place my hand on his, and give him a side-glance to help relax.
"Don't think I forgot you! You're pretty cute too boy!" Bones ruffles Chekov's hair. Chekov looks down at his lap and turns a deep shade of red. I smirk when I see his reaction. "So what did you cadets want to talk about?" Bones asks. I look to my left to see that Gaila has no interest in the conversation but is looking at some guy with light-brown hair and blue eyes. I look to my right to see Chekov twiddling his thumbs in his lap. I decide to speak up.
"I wanted to know what you could tell me about Spock. I mean Commander Spock."
"Probably as much as you know about him. He's half human and half Vulcan. He's emotionally constipated and walks around like he's got a stick up his ass." Chekov snorts in laughter, which receives a good response from Bones. "That's my boy! He's got a good sense of humor! Did I ever tell you that Chekov is my best intern! Maybe favorite is a better word. But best works too." He puts on a smug smile. Chekov looks like he's about to die. He's holding his breath in embarrassment.
"Yup that's Chekov. He's pretty much good at everything!" As I say this I give the boy next to me a huge slap on the back, which causes him to open his mouth to actually breathe. I then take in what Bones just said and Chekov's reaction and realize how I could use a situation like this. "Bones! You're a genius!" I get up to leave the table. "Thanks so much for the advice!" Gaila gets up as well and makes her way over to male she was looking at earlier.
"You're welcome sweets! Come to me again if you need anything!" Bones responds back to me.
As I'm walking away, I realize I left Chekov all by himself at the table with Bones and surely, Bones was no way close to finishing his waffles. I smile to myself.
'Checkmate.'
"You may enter." I am at Spock's lecture hall. Once I come inside, Spock looks like regrets letting me in. Somehow, this causes me to feel pain in my chest. Like, like heartburn or something.
"Cadet-" He starts off.
"Before you say anything Commander-" I try to interrupt him.
"Cadet. Sit, down." He cuts me off in a stern voice. I obey him and sit in the seat in front of him. I can feel myself shaking a little bit. "I have come to the conclusion, that within these few months. You have proved me wrong within many occasions. You have recited regulations to me, regulations that I've took years to study and memorize. Yet, I've failed to make appropriate decisions relating to them. I have not done my duty properly and have attempted to scold you when you've done nothing wrong. As a result, I believe that I have acted illogically and have failed you as a mentor."
"Commander-" I try again to interrupt him and I still do not succeed.
"You have out-witted me and yet, you are only human. This is something I cannot comprehend. While you still have human emotions and partake in human activities, you are more logical than the majority of Vulcan women." Spock realizes he might of said too much and I can see the tips of his ears turn green.
"May I have permission to speak commander?" He nods in response. His eyes flicker down and back up. "I am more than flattered that you consider me to be logical, but that being said, I am no more logical you. There are times when I have corrected you. That is true. But can't you expect to be accurate all the time. May I remind you that on my second day here at the academy, you told me that you are half-Vulcan and half-Human. I understand that being Vulcan matters more to you. But you have to accept the fact that you are still human and humans, whether you like it or not, make mistakes. And making mistakes does not make you illogical and it certainly doesn't make you a failure as a mentor. If anything, you're a huge success. I mean you're my favorite professor." I'm blushing. Spock is too. There is a light shade of green spread from his cheeks all the way to his ears.
"Those ears look so tasty." I quickly cover my mouth.
'I did not say that'.
Spock's eyes are huge and his face has turned a deeper shade of green. "I'm so sorry commander!" I bow my head at him repeatedly hoping he won't be angry with me.
"It's alright." I look up at him in shock. He continues. "You did say humans tend to make mistakes."
"And I did say I'm not as logical as you think!" I laugh nervously. I can see Spock's lips turn upwards slightly.
"I assure you that is not the case."
"Well, I'm going to take my leave now! Goodbye Commander!" I continue to say with a nervous voice.
"Goodbye Cadet." He says.
Before I leave the lecture hall, I look back to see what he's going to do next. But he just sits there, not realizing that I'm looking at him. He looks like he's in deep thought, piercing a hole into his desk with his stare. He then looks up at the window and once again blushes a deep green.