Ouran High School Host Club Fanfiction

Chapter Seven: Meet The Host Club!

Word Count: 3, 304

Disclaimer: I do not own OHSHC or any of its characters, even Usa-chan. What I do own though are my OCs.

~.^.^.~

The way to Music Room #3 was quite a walk, because I was having a hard time in understanding Tama-chan's "map". But thank goodness after a few dead ends and wrong turns, I had finally made it. I'm already in front of Music Room #3. This better be worth it, because if not, I'll definitely kill Tama-chan and Honey for this.

When I knocked at the door, there was a loud crack. Maybe some brittle thing fell on the floor. Suddenly, someone opened the door; it was Kyō-chan.

"Ah, Okane-senpai. It's a good thing you came; although can you please wait for a minute? We're having a little meeting here with the hosts."

Hosts? Meeting? And does that consist of breaking something? I was about to walk away when I saw a familiar face.

"Haru-chan! What are you doing here? And why are you counting on your fingers?" I immediately ran to her.

She seemed to have not noticed me, yet I really heard her loud and clear. "How many thousand yen is that? How many thousands are there in eight million?"

I quickly shook her. She may be way high above the earth right now. "Haru-chan! You're supposed to know that! There are eight thousands in eight million! What's wrong with you?"

Suddenly there was a person behind my left. "Well, this commoner here broke a Renaissance vase that was supposed to be featured in the school auction."

Then, another person appeared again at my right. "We were going to start bidding at eight million yen for that!"

When I and Haru-chan both looked to see who they were, I realized that they were both red-headed twins. Haru-chan then spoke. "Um, can I pay you back?"

The twins then looked at each other and shrugged. "Could you even? You can't even afford the designated uniform." Wow, they speak in unison; well, I and Hai-chan can do that much better.

I was thinking on how to help when I was suddenly struck by an idea. I nudged Haru-chan on the shoulder. "Hey, Haru-chan. Let me pay for that broken vase." Since I had a check with me, I took it out and began to write. I knew that bringing a check today would be worth it. I then faced the twins. "It's eight million, right?"

The twins looked at me. "And who exactly are you?"

I was about to introduce myself when Kyō-chan interrupted me. "Her name's Okane Kairi. She's from Class 3-A. Her family owns a lot of businesses: Dojos, hotels, resorts, hospitals, a modeling company, and many more. But what they specialize the most is their prestigious restaurants which is already known worldwide and has branches from other countries. You know "Okane's Dine-in Restaurant"? That's obviously theirs. What's more, her father has a lot of business partners, and that includes all of our parents; except for Fujioka Haruhi of course," he paused as he looked at Haru-chan who tensed upon the mentioning of her name. He resumed. "So please, treat her well."

After Kyō-chan gave his long introduction, everyone looked at me. I noticed that Honey was there too all along, waving at me. I blushed upon seeing him.

I gave a nervous laugh. "So anyways, here's the check!" I said as I waved out the paper to them.

The twins were about to get it when Haru-chan snatched it. "Kairi, as much as I would love to pay them back, I do not want to be a burden to you; so please let me pay for them instead. Don't waste your money anymore."

I smiled and hugged her. These are one of the reasons why she had become an important person in my life. "Thank you, Haruhi. I really have to repay you back big time." When I looked at the others, it seemed that they were listening to our conversation. I then noticed that Honey had a small frown in his face for a split second before reverting to his usual happy face. Hmm, that's weird.

Kyō-chan then began to get a piece of the broken vase and stood up. "What will it be, Tamaki?" I then noticed Haru-chan tensed.

I looked next at Tama-chan who was already sitted at a fancy-looking chair. He crossed his legs. "Have you ever heard this saying, Fujioka-kun?" What the heck? They thought he was a guy all along?! Well, Haru-chan does look like a guy with that outfit. Oh well, I guess I have to play along. "When In Rome, do what Romans do!" Tama-chan suddenly said while pointing his hand at Haru-chan. "When you have no money, then pay with your body." What?! He then opened his eyes that were closed the whole time. "From now on, you are the Host Club's dog!"

Haru-chan? Host Club? Dog? I think this is way too much. I must help Haru-chan! Oh, I have an idea. "I'll also be the Host Club's dog!"

All of them looked at me. "Eh?!"

~.^.^.~

The Host Club members decided to make me a Host Club maid instead, because a lady shouldn't be treated like a dog. Well, how about Haru-chan? Oh well, let's not complain; let's just help her pay her debt instead.

So here I am now, dressed in of course, a maid outfit, while bringing in cakes and teas to the guests and the fellow members of the Host Club.

I went to Tama-chan's table first. I began to place his food at the table carefully and silently; let's not get involved with Tama-chan's flirty antics.

A girl suddenly asked Tama-chan. "Tamaki-kun, what is your favorite music?"

Tama-chan replied. "One tune, that reminds me of you, of course."

The girl blushed deeply, but resumed on talking. "I bought you a cake today. Would you have some for me?"

Tama-chan suddenly held up the girl's chin so that she would look at him. "If you will feed it to me."

"Oh, Tamaki-kun!" Okay, I'm so outta here. I was about to put the cakes and teas faster when a girl suddenly spoke. "Tamaki-sama, I heard…"

Tama-chan stopped his flirting session with the other girl and turned his attention to the other girl. "Hm?"

The girl continued. "You're keeping an unpedigreed little kitten?"

Hey! Who do you think you are, speaking to Haru-chan like that! "I wouldn't say a kitten, more like…" You too, Tama-chan, that's not nice! When I had finally finished placing the cakes and teas on the table, I decided to go to Hika-chan and Kao-chan's table next. I was about to go back to the back room to get more stuff when Tama-chan suddenly spoke. "Oh, speak of the devil. Thanks for shopping for us, little piglet. Did you get everything bought right?"

I quickly turned around to see Haru-chan murmuring something about "piglet" and giving some instant coffee to Tama-chan. Oh, that's what dad drinks every day. "So, what's this, then?"

"Just what it looks like, it's coffee." Haru-chan simply replied.

"I've never seen this name brand. Is it that kind that's already ground?" Eh? Tama-chan doesn't know instant coffee?

"No, it's instant coffee."

Whatever, I'll just leave them for a while. If Kyō-chan caught me slacking, he would definitely add Haru-chan's debt. I quickly got to the back room to get Hika-chan and Kao-chan's cakes and teas. Just as I was about to make tea, though, they suddenly appeared.

"Kairi-senpai, do you know how to make instant coffee?"

I nodded. "Yes, I've been making that for my father ever since I was seven years old."

"Wow, that's odd for a multibillionaire like you. If that's so then, please make instant coffee instead of tea for us." They said as they tossed me a pack of instant coffee which I caught swiftly.

"Okay! You can go back to your hosting, Hika-chan and Kao-chan. I'll just deliver it to you when I'm done." And with that, they left.

I quickly finished making the instant coffee and got their cakes. After that, I got back to the Hosting room and looked for Hika-chan and Kao-chan. Now where could those red-headed twins be? I then spotted them at the left corner. Aha! There they are! I carefully walked to them. When I arrived, I carefully placed their cakes and their instant coffee at their table whilst listening to their conversation. I wonder what their specialty is.

Hika-chan laughed. "So then, he had this terrible dream, and when he bolted up from it…"

Kao-chan suddenly yelled. "Hikaru! Not that story!" He then placed his index finger near to his mouth and was crying. "You're awful, telling that story in front of others."

"Kaoru…"

The girls at the table suddenly held each other's hands. Hmm, what are they brewing up?

Suddenly, Hika-chan held Kao-chan's chin near to his face, as if they were about to kiss. "I'm sorry, Kaoru. You were just so cute when it happened, I couldn't help myself."

The girls in the table started squealing while I looked at them in horror. So they were actually homos?! They're brothers, not to mention, twins! That's a forbidden love! I went back to the back room to prepare Honey and Takashi's food. What Hika-chan and Kao-chan did was scary.

It didn't take me long to prepare Honey and Takashi's food, because I was still traumatized at what I have seen earlier. When I get scared, nervous or frightened, I tend to move faster. I don't really know if that's good or not. After that, I went back to the Hosting room, not looking at Hika-chan and Kao-chan once again. It was a good thing I saw Honey and Takashi immediately, because Honey was waving his hands at me. I blushed as I went towards them. Gosh, what's with the blushing?

When I arrived at their table, I began to carefully put the cakes and tea, although my hands were kinda in a hurry, so I finished faster than I thought. I was about to go when Honey grabbed my arm and eyed me questioningly.

"Kai-chan, is there something wrong? Why are you in a hurry?"

Oh dear. What excuse will I make? "I… uh… I've got a lot of work to do, Honey! So, see you later!" I chirped as I began to remove his hands from my arm.

He seemed to be unconvinced and gripped me harder. Surprisingly though, it doesn't hurt at all. "Kai-chan, please eat cake with us! I'm sure Kyō-chan won't mind, right?" He asked Kyō-chan who at the corner, talking with the girls. Please say no!

"Yeah, I won't mind. I totally agree, Honey-senpai." Kyō-chan said as he gave one of his creepy smiles again. Um, this doesn't sound good.

"See Kai-chan? So, how about we eat cake?" Honey said as he winked at me. My cheeks began to feel very hot. Oh no, don't tell me it's you again, blush. I decided to nod instead, since I guess I don't have another choice but to agree. We sat down at a couch, with me at the left, Honey at the middle, while Takashi at the right.

I decided to wave at Takashi. "Hello, Takashi."

"Ah." Wow, what a deep voice. I think he's a silent type of person, so I decided not to talk to him.

The next thing I knew, there was a piece of cake in front of me. "Kai-chan~! Open up your mouth~!"

"E-eh? But Honey, I can eat the cake by myself; why feed me?" I said as I tried to hide my blush by pretending to play with my hair.

He giggled. "You're so adorable, Kai-chan! I want to see your face when I feed you!"

My blushed darkened. Honey and Takashi's guests were already watching us. "Um, okay then. But just one time, 'kay? After that, I get to feed myself."

He gave a mischievous smile. This is not gonna be good. "Okay, Kai-chan! Here it goes, say 'ah'~"

I began to open my mouth. Here goes nothing. I quickly ate the cake from the fork and looked down at my feet. I really think my face is as red as a tomato right now.

Suddenly, the Honey and Takashi's guests began to squeal. Ugh. Ladies, you are so not helping me. "Kyaa~! Moe~!" What? Moe? Oh no.

Honey giggled. "What do you think? Was it tasty?"

I just nodded, because my words are stuck in my throat. I took interest in my shoes, so I just looked at it the whole time.

He then ate a piece of cake for himself. "Mmm~! The cake's very tasty, Kai-chan! Where did these came from?" Um, I don't know?

I just shrugged as I saw him licking his lips. His lips looks so soft and pink, and I think it's – Gah! Why am I even thinking about this?!

Honey suddenly took my chin and whispered at my ear, "Did you know that Haru-chan's a girl all along?"

My eyes began to widen up. I nodded and whispered. "Yes, I knew it from the beginning; she's my friend after all."

He giggled. "You know, the only one who doesn't know Haru-chan's gender right now is Tama-chan."

"Really?"

"Yes. But let's just play along and see his reaction when he learns the truth."

I giggled. "Okay."

The girls in front of us started squealing and screaming for 'Moe' again. I was confused at first, but when I saw Honey giggling, I began to blush a scarlet red. I hate you, blush.

~.^.^.~

After several attempts of getting out of Honey's arms, I had finally given up. We were sitting at a large couch with his arms wrapped around me whilst eating cake. He treats me like his Usa-chan. Wait, did I just say 'his'?! Then, if so, does that mean that I'm-

My thoughts were interrupted when I heard a loud crash and someone screaming. When I looked to see what happened, I saw Haru-chan, without her glasses and with a male uniform, on top of Ayanakoji-san. "Haruhi-kun! Haruhi-kun suddenly attacked me!" Wait, what? Why would Haru-chan do something like that?

"Honey, could you please let me go? I'm gonna check on them. Something's definitely wrong in here." I told Honey who also saw the incident. It was a good thing he nodded, so he released me and I ran towards Haru-chan and Ayanakoji-san.

"Somebody, quick! Deal with this commoner!" A lot of the guests stopped whatever they were doing and was looking at Haru-chan and Ayanakoji-san. When I looked at Haru-chan's expression, I saw her with a surprised expression on her face. Okay, this is not right. I began to frown as I walked towards them. I inwardly sighed. The first day of school and I get to show the whole school what I'm capable of. My parents will definitely take me back at the mansion for this, but I don't care; I'm gonna give Ayanakoji a piece of my mind. I was about 4 feet away from them when suddenly Hika-chan and Kao-chan doused the both of them with water. I stopped in my tracks.

Ayanakoji seemed shocked and looked at them. "What are you doing?" Suddenly, Tama-chan went in front of her and helped her stand up. Ayanakoji now stood, but was glaring at the red headed twins who seemed to have a nonchalant expression.

She then looked at Tama-chan. "Tamaki-sama, Haruhi-kun assaulted me." Liar. I hate these types of people.

"How disgraceful. You're the one who threw Haruhi's bag in the pond, aren't you?" Tama-chan said as he fixed Ayanakoji's hair.

Ayanakoji looked shocked. "How can you say that? Do you have any proof?" I looked at Haru-chan who seemed to be looking at the two. I averted my eyes back at them.

"You really are quite pretty," Tama-chan said as he held Ayanakoji's chin up. "But you are not fit to be our guest." I noticed that Takashi was frowning at the said girl, while Honey hid behind Takashi, but was still looking at the commotion.

"I know this much; Haruhi is not that kind of man." Tama-chan finished as he looked intently at Ayanakoji.

"T-tamaki-sama, you idiot!" Ayanakoji cried as she ran away.

Tama-chan sighed. "I'm going to decide your punishment for causing this trouble. Your quota is increased to one thousand yen!" He pointed at Haru-chan.

Haru-chan looked shocked. "One thousand yen?" I decided to come at her.

"Haru-chan! Are you alright? Did she hurt you somewhere?" I asked frantically as I started to search around her.

Haru-chan waved her hands. "No, she didn't hurt me; I'm fine, promise."

I looked at her unconvinced for a second before finally sighing in defeat. "Fine, you win."

Suddenly, Kyō-chan appeared in front of us and gave Haru-chan a shopping bag with a female uniform inside it. "This is the only spare that we have. It's still better than that wet one, though, right?"

Haru-chan looked at the bag. "Thank you very much."

~.^.^.~

After the Host Club activities, it was decided that me and Haru-chan should be promoted as hosts, with Haru-chan as the "natural type" while I was the "Sweet Lolita Girl" type. It was also decided that I should be always with Honey and Takashi, since the three of were both seniors and should "get along always" (Actually, the real reason was because Honey suggested in letting me join him and Takashi every hosting time, in which Tama-chan agreed on enthusiastically).

So here I am now, still in my maid outfit, cleaning up the plates and up while waiting for Haru-chan. I often clean up when I've got nothing to do. After getting all the plates and cups at the other tables, ours were the last table left. So when I got at the table to get our plates and cups, there was one thing that caught my eye.

The plate, which I believe was Honey's, has no fork. I wouldn't believe it that someone got Honey's fork and hid it because we were facing the guests all the time. The only plate that had forks was Takashi's plate, and the guests' plate. I was about to disregard it when I realized something. I had no plate at all! But yet I still managed to eat cake! Wait a minute, does that mean that I – oh dear. I shared forks with Honey! I began to feel hot at realization. Kyaaa! I think my blush darkened, because my face feels so hot right now. It was a good thing nobody was here.

I began to pick up the plates and cups quickly but carefully and ran to the back room. Just after a few minutes, I finished immediately and decided to go change at the changing room, where Haru-chan was. When I arrived there though, the whole Host Club was there staring at Haru-chan who was wearing the female uniform and Tama-chan deeply blushing at her.

I ran to Haru-chan and threw myself at her. "Haru-chan! You look so cute in that uniform!"

Haru-chan successfully catched me and laughed. "Really Kairi? I think you also look cute with your maid outfit."

I blushed at the compliment. "Eh, really? I don't really think so."

Suddenly, Honey went to me and smiled with pink flowers around him. "What Haru-chan told you was true, Kai-chan!" Suddenly he got closer to me and whispered. "I really liked the taste of the cake earlier. What flavor had you added on it?" What is he doing to me?!

I think my whole face became red as a tomato, and my heart began to beat fast; so I quickly ran to the changing room. "I g-gotta change! Ge-get out guys!"

Suddenly, I heard Honey giggle outside. I quickly removed my maid outfit and started to wear back my uniform.

I then heard Kyō-chan said, "Could this possibly be the beginnings of love?" Love?

~.^.^.~

Hi guys! Here's the new chapter! Kairi and Haruhi meet the host club! What do you think? I actually took out some lines from the anime, but I decided not to apply Haruhi's side way too much; because if I do, then what would be the use of me making this story? It's just like me making the anime into typed version, and that would not be good. So here you go, Kairi's version of episode one! I hope you liked it! For now, sayonara!

Replies:

LITTLE RED FOXX: Of course I will! Just like what I said at the other chapter, I will NEVER abandon this story. Right now, I already have my future plans for the next upcoming chapters *evil laugh* I will not tell you though. Just keep the reviews and I'll be updating as soon as I can!

loopyhutton: Really? Thank you so much for loving it! Just wait for the other chapters; you'll definitely say "I love it!" many times!

~Pokemon Trainer White