KNOCK! BANG! FLUSH!

"A toilet bowl!?" stuttered Canada. He hugged Kumajirou tighter and touched the cold metal wall. "We're trapped. It's a dead en-"

"IT'S A FUCKING TOILET BOWL, DANADA!" repeated America. "WE'RE TRAPPED AND IT'S A FUCKING DEAD END!"

"I just said that, Alfred." sighed Canada. "And it's Canada.."

"WHO!?" yelled America.

"CA-NA-oh forget it.." facepalmed Matthew.

"Cheer up, Mon Petite~" patted France as he also touched the metal wall. He walked sideways feeling every single bolt in the wall.

"Zhis isn't right..." France thought " Zhis wall is-"

"It's bloody fake." completed England who was still pale as ever. He rubbed his chin and observed it cautiously. "What on earth is-"

"PUB-PUB TO GO! *HICCUPS* FISH AND THE CHIPS! I HATE THOSE BLOODY THINGS! A CURSE IS ON YOUR WAY AND UM- YO PEPE! WHAT'S THEE NEXT LINE!?

SCREW YOU FOREIGNER YOU'RE DRUNK!

OH RIGHT! GATHER , EVERYON! -UNICORNS! PIXIES! *HICCUPS* WITH THE PANJANDRU- FALLA! LA! LA! LA! LA-DUM-

FOREIGNER I'M GIVING YOU ONE MINUTE TO GET OUT OF MY HOUSE OR I WILL GET MY BOLO!

RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING! RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING! RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING!"

BANG! BANG! BANG! FLUSH!

"Was that England's singing during last year's party?" thought Germany.

"DOITSU IT STINKS!" commented Italy. He heard Japan groan so decided to stop walking. "Kiku? You want to rest, Ve?"

"Please don't stop.." croaked Japan. "I-I can still wal-"

"Nonsense" cut in Germany. "We will take a rest if it is necessary."

"But-"

"NO buts, ve!" cried Italy. He gripped Japan's shoulder and gave him a wry smile. "Just rest, okay, ve?"

"Don't worry, aru" comforted China. "We'll be with you."

"C-China!?" blushed Japan.

"He does mean it well, da?" smiled Russia.

Japan sighed in defeat and carefully sat beside Italy. "O..Okay"

RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING!

"What was that?!" laughed America.

"I think that was last year's x-mas party on Mindanao's place.." whispered Canada.

"Of all zhe ringtones you can find!" teased France.

England smiled awkwardly with the acknowledgement and took out his slender silver phone.

"Hey, it's my phone." he said mildly. "Plus, she was the one who recorded it for me"

"Even though she knew you'd be magically transformed to the Britannia angel with one shot." giggled America

"Just anzwer it already!" smiled France.

CLICK

"H-Hello?"

[Hola?!] greeted a voice [ Are all of you still alive?]

It was another room..but the same war.

"Are they there?! Goddamn it tell me what's going on there!" screamed Romano.

"Patience now mi hijo.." soothed Spain.

"FUCK YOU!"

[Antonio!? You there?] England's voice crackled through the phone. [Who else is with you?]

"The Awesome one is here!" Prussia's voice boomed. "Is West harmed or what?"

[I'm just fine here bruder] replied Germany.[How'd you get out of that barrier?!]

"Easy!" grinned Prussia on the phone "We used Poland's bulldozer but the others couldn't get out cause we ran out of time."

[So who are you with?!] emphasized England.

"I'm here with Ms. Belarus and Ms. Ukraine.." said a voice while trying to secure the room's door.

[Yo, Lithaunia!] cut America in. [Nice to see you're alive!]

"You mean hear right?" laughed Lithuania.

[Lithuania..] echoed a voice.

"I should have shivered to death when I heard you.." laughed Lithuania shakily. " No matter.."

[Is she there?]

"Hold on.." Lithuania gestured for Ukraine to come near the phone.

Ukraine stepped out of the dark wearing a heavy black winter coat with some of its parts torn apart badly and bandage sticking out. Ukraine's lovable blue eyes were filled with tears.

"Russia-chan?!" she cried.

[Onee-chan!] puffed Russia. [How are you, da?!]

"Russia-chan.." she sniffed happily. "Da, we're fine here. Thanks to Mr. Lithuania!"

"It was nothing." blushed Lithuania "ACk!" Belarus came beside Lithuania and bend his fingers the other way.

"You said it was nothing.." Belarus commented.

[Belarus!] said Russia [How are you, da?!]

Before Belarus could even speak another noise was heard outside.

Spain's eyes gleamed in his well-sharpened ax "Aba, son hoy temprano."

"Shit.." Romano took out his sniper. Ukraine's eyes shot with anger and grabbed her sharp-pointed pitchfork.

[What was that?!] asked Russia.

"It was another bomb siren." answered Lithuania while lighting a match. "A siren of our deaths.."

FACEBOOK CHAT CONVERSATION 2 HOURS AGO

Cynne: Please tell me you're not busy?

Sasaki: XD

Cynne: TT_TT so you are busy

Sasaki: XDDDD College duties are on my ass and i'll hear you out if it's a good story

Cynne: BUT YOU'VE BEEN BUSY LIKE 24/7 and you're like one of my best facebook buddies!

Sasaki: Aww- it seems it was like three months ago that i accepted your friend request

Cynne: Shut it.. so do you want to hear it or not?

Sasaki: go

Cynne: we got a new history teacher

Sasaki: IN THE MIDDLE OF THE FUCKING SCHOOL YEAR?! O_O NO WAY!

Cynne: Yes way, and then Matthias had to pee coz he drank to much C2 XD

Sasaki: Poor guy XDD

Cynne: yeah but i don't really care XD

Sasaki: Cool, hey can you do me a favor? i've this new anime but i can't watch it

Cynne: because of college? -_-

Sasaki: Yeah XDD will you?

Cynne: -sigh- okay! okay! so what's the title?

Sasaki: Hetalia

WAH! SO LONG SINCE AN UPDATE!

I'M REALLY SORRY! (I just took my exams and i was being flooded by projects and naggings of my teachers XDD)

Pepe: And you have the guts to show up here!

Juan: Welcome back Ate!

FEELS GREAT TO BE HETALIAN AGAIN!