Warning I swear like a mother fucker in this FanFic

This was going to be a one shoot but by popular demand it's become a two shot, or even a series depending how this one goes down. This story is dedicated to Espi she can drop it hella low! And John because 420 Blaze it bitches.

I don't own fairy tail this is why…

Natsu, Sting, Rounge and Jellal sat in the car, Rouge was still beat boxing.
Jellal suddenly shouted "Turn down for what?!" and turned on his Boom Box. The hydraulics on the car started going again and Natsu and Sting started dancing. The car screeched to a halt at a large apartment complex. Ren came outside and waved us down.
"What up Ma Niggers!" Ren yell.
"Ma Nig-"
"Bitch you better not" Ren cut Natsu off. Jellal got out of the car and began stretching.
"Yo what's going on?" Rouge asked finally breaking his nonstop beat boxing.
"It's time" Jellal said. Everyone formed a circle around Jellal. He suddenly dropped to the ground his limbs began failing around as he suspended himself in the air only using his arms. Jellal was the world's greatest break dancer! Rouge resumed beat boxing.
"Not bad for a white guy" Ren said. Sherry burst out of the guild and shouted.
"Selfie!" and took a quick picture.
"Hey gurl" Ren said slapping her rump(what I don't like saying arse ok don't judge)
"hey Bebe" Sherry whispered and began making out with Ren.
Freed suddenly burst out of the guild. "Guyz I heard a real sad story!"
"You wot m8?" Rouge asked. His swag level is so high you could hear the text language as he spoke.
"Ok. So a gurl and a boi where in da park when da gurl asked, do u love me, and da boi said no, den she asked will you stand by me 4ever, da boi said no, da gurl was so sad she ran across da road and was deed. Den the boi said I don't love you I need you and I won't love you 4ever I will love you 5ever." Sting, Natsu, Rouge, Ren and Sherry burst into tears, Jelall was still break dancing.
"dat was so sad" Rouge said.
"Natsu? Are you nineties kid?" Freed asked turning to Natsu.
"Hellz yeah I am" Natsu yelled
"Bitchen" the guild said.
"Alright, now the last question… Turn up the music turn down the what?" Sherry asked this time.
"Bullshit!" Natsu yelled, the guild erupted into cheeres and Natsu got West Side branded onto his arm.
"Follow me bitch" Jellal said and grabbed Natsu.
"K den" Rouge said and began beatboxing again. They entered the guild and Lyon, Juvia and Laxus where chatting.
"What up hoe!" Sherry yelled at Juvia.
"Nothing much slut!" she yells back. Laxus waves at Natsu.
"Much swag, many cool, such west side" Laxus says.
"So is Natsu in da hood now"
"Fuck yeah I am"
"Bitchen! This calls for a twerk party!" Sting yelled, sending the entire guild to a booty break down.

BACK AT FAIRY TAIL.

"We have to do something!" Lucy wailed and threw herself against a chair.
"I agree!" Lisanna yelled copying Lucy.
"Same!" Gray cried creating a pile up on the poor chair.
"There is nothing we can do, they didn't choose to be in that guild, the guild chose them.
"Swaggy" Erza whisperes staring at the rising sun.

Not as funny as the last one but I hope you like it. You won't this is about Swag no one can like.