Chapter 1
Backstage AFTER the show
"That was a great show, guys!" Kiya cheered.
"I need a drink!" Megan smiled.
Megan walked over to the bar and picked up some margarita mix.
"Let's party!" Sally cheered.
"Megan, do you really think you should give her booze? She is 20!" The band manager asked.
"Hell yeah. By the way I'm 21!" Sally corrected.
"Morgan's right! It's not wise to give Sally margarita's! remember last time?" Kiya began.
"How can I forget! We found her in a dumpster wearing a poncho, tight booty shorts, cowboy boots sleeping next to John Stamos." Sarah laughed.
"How do you even know John Stamos?" Tia asked.
"I did some early acting work." Sally smiled.
"Here come your fans! Stage names please!" Morgan spoke to them.
The five girls went to sit at the table in the front of the concert hall.
The order from left to right sat: Teru (Kiya), Lillie (Sally), Noodle (Tia), Megan, Chisai (Sarah)
The fans did what fans do best. They told the girls how much they rock, but there was one weird fan that came up to the girls. He handed Megan a letter.
"Read this when you get the chance okay?" He spoke in broken English.
"Okay!" Megan agreed.
"Arigato," The fan bowed.
"This dude is weird," Megan exclaimed.
"I'm right here!" The man spoke.
"And that still doesn't make you less weird. SECRUITY!" Megan shouted.
The man tripped over Chisai's feet.
"ARE YOU OKAY!?" Chisai gasped.
The man looked up and smiled at Chisai and ran off. Chisai stood in thought at how perfect his teeth and smile were.
"It says 'wait till to marrow to open.' Eh, okay. Here Chisai! Hold on to this!" Megan shouted, throwing it at the back of her head. That didn't get Chisai's attention so Megan threw a can of water at her.
"Oomph!" Chisai grunted, before falling down.
"Oh! I said catch not let the can hit me in the head and fall to the ground! Goodness, Chisai. Pay attention!" Megan spoke putting the blame on Chisai when she was clearly to blame.
The Next Day (at the studio)
Tia was in the recording room, practicing her vocals in private and Kiya was in there to play some music to keep her on track. Meanwhile, Sarah, Sally and Megan were sitting on the couch. Megan got up to sit in a rollie chair.
"So, we should read that letter now!" Sally prodded.
"Let's wait till Kiya and Tia get in here!" Sarah smiled.
"How about we don't!" Sally cheered, stealing the letter from Sarah's hoodie.
"HEY! This isn't in English!" Sally cried.
"What is going on in here!? I can't practice with all this noise!" Tia screamed in annoyance.
"Ohhh… What is that? A love letter?" Kiya asked Sally.
"I don't know! If it was it would be for Megan. The weird guy gave her the letter. The idiot didn't even write it in the right language! Wait a minute! You look Asian, what does it say?" Sally asked Kiya.
"I don't know! I can speak Japanese not read it," Kiya pouted.
Megan got up and read the paper out loud.
Hello, band members of 7th Grace. I'm Takeru from SuG! We would like it very much if you would join us on a tour. It's 5 months long. Other bands included in this tour are The Gazette, Alice Nine, Lm.c, An Cafe and Miyavi. Let us know if you want to join. Thank you. My number is *67-1-806-220-8560. please call as soon as possible.
-Takeru of SuG.
"OH MY GOSH! LM.C! LET'S GO!" Kiya screamed in one breath calling the number.
"It's ringing!" Kiya giggled.
"HI! Takeru isn't available right now, But this is Maya and I would love to take a message for him," Maya spoke.
Kiya Screamed as loud as her fan girl voice would and said, "MAYA! I LOVE YOU! MARRY ME AND HAVE MY BABIES!"
"Uh…. Okay?" Maya answered, confused.
"YES!!!!" Kiya shouted before passing out.
"Um… Maya? Are you deaf yet?" Megan asked.
"Sort of. May I ask why you're calling and who are you?" Maya asked.
"YOUR FUTURE WIFE! THAT'S WHO I AM!" Kiya shouted in the background.
"Ignore her for now, I'm the bassist of 7th grace. I was told to call Takeru about the tour. I would like to join so would my band mates. Could you please pass that on," Megan asked.
"Yes I would love to. Good bye, Megan and tell the woman who screamed in my ear, I like to buy my girls' dinner before I do anything," Maya announced.
"Okay. She'll be a bit happy and disappointed, but okay," Megan said, then hung up.
"SO! WHAT DID MAYA SAY!?" Kiya begged for details.
"He said he wants to be your sexy man lover," Megan glared smart-assed like.
"AHHH DREAMS DO COME TRUE!" Kiya cried in a corner.
"What day are we planning on leave on this tour that I didn't agree to going on?" Tia asked.
"I don't know!" Megan shrugged.
"The better question is how will Morgan take it?" Sarah asked.
"Oh shit! We're dead, but not if we get to her first! QUICK! We need a rope, a car, matches, 3 Las Vegas hookers, a bottle of tequila and Bob Saget!" Sally panicked.
"Why?" Sarah asked.
"So we can-" Sally began.
"Don't! Please!" Sarah begged even thought they all wanted to know deep down.
"TOO BAD! WE WOULD GET THE HOOKERS TO BURN SHIT DOWN! THEN KILL ONE OF THEM AND BLAME IT ON BOB SAGET, SHOVE THE DEAD BODY IN THE CAR, THEN PUSH IT OFF A CLIFF, THEN DESPOSE OF BOB SAGET! THEN WE WOULD USE THE TEQUILA TO GET SO SHIT FACED WE WON'T REMEMBER WHAT HAPPENED SO WE CAN'T BE LEGALLY TRIED IN A COURT OF LAW!" Sally explained dramatically in one breath.
"What's the rope for?" Tia asked.
"I don't know! IT'S MUCH MORE MANLIER THAN STRING!" Sally cheered.
Morgan walked in, but stopped when she saw Kiya. She shook her head and moved on.
"So… How's the song coming, guys?" Morgan asked.
"Nothing, we weren't planning on going to Japan and going on a 5 month long tour or anything in that nature with out telling you or that we agreed to go without telling you. Psh! What gave you that idea, Crazy?" Sally freaked out.
"Right," Morgan spoke slowly.
"Way to go, Captain Smooth," Sarah face palmed, "She'll never know now!"
"I know! I'm so good!" Sally smiled.
"I'm leaving to pack for this tour I know nothing about because you guys totally didn't agree to go to it or anything without consulting me first," Morgan sighed, leaving the room.
"So… We're going to Japan. We need new clothes! I need to impress Maya!" Kiya cheered.
"Yeah!" Megan and Sally cheered.
"Okay. Lets go. I need to buy new suit cases for my stuff and I need to get a new phone," Sarah began.
"Let's go," Tia groaned.
In the food court of the mall
"Sarah… I'm afraid if you eat anymore chick fillet you'll turn into a chicken." Sally said, poking Sarah with her chop stick from the Chinese place. Megan sat down beside them with a smoothie.
"Is that a strawberry smoothie?" Sarah asked hopeful.
"Ew no. Strawberrys are gross. This is a orange smoothie. YUM!" Megan smiled.
"Yo! Are we gonna get some shopping done?" Sally asked.
"Eventually…" Sarah spoke,finishing off her fries.
Sally, Sarah, and Megan stayed there for 30 minutes, just sitting there until a voice called them out. It was a old high school 'friend.' They looked back to see who it was. It was Norma.
"UGH! Jesus save us!" Sarah cried.
"TINA!" Norma screamed.
Norma ran up to Tia and jumped on her.
"Quick! Run!" Sarah sprinted. The other 2 followed. Sarah, Megan and Sally ran and got a whole new wardrobe.
"I feel bad for Tia," Sarah said.
"I don't! She probably got rid of her," Sally stated.
"Yeah! You're probably right!" Sarah smiled.
Meanwhile in Victoria Secret
"Tina! Those panties are so risqué! Lacy and reveling!" Norma laughed.
"IT'S TIA! AND I HATE YOU SO BAD!" Tia began to freak out, ripping the underwear she had in her hands.
The clerk came up to her and said, "I'm going to have to ask you to leave, now."
"AHHHHHH!" Tia stormed out. She stormed around the mall until she saw Sally riding a child's riding horse.
"GIVE ANOTHER QUARTER, SARAH! I'M NOT DONE! MEGAN'S STILL BEATING ME IN THE RACE CAR!" Sally screamed.
"What are you guys doing?" Tia asked.
"Playing Catch the drug dealer and beat him down because he's skipping his payments the western version. How about you- SARAH! THE HORSE STOPPED! THANKS! NOW I LOST! MEGAN GETS AWAY! AGAIN!" Sally cried. She got off the horse, but she saw a little kid coming towards the horse.
"BACK OFF, BITCH! THIS IS MY HORSE!" Sally screamed at the 3 year old.
"SISSY!" The child screamed.
The girls turned to see Norma darting towards at unbelievable hyperactive speed.
"SHIT! RUN! CRAZY BITCH COMING THIS WAY!" Megan screamed, trying to jump out of the car, but her leg caught on the side and she face planted on the ground.
"RUN FOR THE SALON! SHE HAS NO HAIR!" Sarah cried.
All the girls began to sprint towards the salon. Megan hid behind a fat lady. Sarah hid behind the cash register and Tia hid her face in a hair dryer. Sally on the other hand just stood in the entrance holding a shampoo bottle in front of her face. Norma came running up to Sally, before she could speak she was interrupted.
"Run for your life!" Sally screamed, running. The other 3 ran with her. Half way to the exit, Sally tripped.
"HELP!" Sally begged.
"EVERY MAN FOR THEMSELVES, FRESH MEAT!" Megan screamed.
Sally got up and tackled Megan, but Megan took Tia and Sarah down with her.
"FUCK!" Sarah panicked.
"I need a picture with you guys for my Myspace!" Norma screamed.
"SHIT!" Sarah panicked again.
All the girls began to crawl towards the exit. When one of them tried to stand, another girl would pull her down.
"YOU'RE FUCKED WITH THE REST OF US, FRESH MEAT!" Megan shouted.
"I'M NOT IN COLLEGE ANYMORE!" Sally shouted.
"You'll always be our Fresh Meat. IT APPROCHES!" Sarah screamed.
All the girls began to stand and run again. Then someone shouted "LOOK! IT'S 7TH GRACE!"
"AHHHHH!" The girls panicked. They were sounded by fans.
The girls took off, jumping over tables. Knocking tables over, falling over them, screaming like idiots. They were near the entrance when the fans screamed and sounded them.
"FUCK!" All the girls cried.