Chapter 2
At the Mall; surrounded by fans
"Megan! HELP!" Sarah screamed, as the fans began to separate them.
There was a loud buzzer going off.
"BACK UP OFF THEM!" Morgan the manager shouted. Beside her stood a huge, bald man. The fans let of the girls and they ran beside of Morgan. Morgan looked at the girls. When the fans least suspected it, Sally did a war cry and pushed Morgan down.
"RUN!" Sally screamed.
The 4 girls began to run. Luckily, for the girls, they reached Sarah's hummer before the fans reached them. They got in, and Sarah dropped her car key in her floor board.
"SARAH, HURRY!" Megan panicked.
"I GOT EM'!" Sarah cried with joy. She began to fumble with them, She couldn't get them in the ignition. She began to back up, when there was a loud 'thump.'
"AHHH! I HIT SOMETHING!" Sarah cried.
Megan looked back and said, "No, you didn't so DRIVE LIKE YOU'VE NEVER DRIVED BEFORE!"
"But! There was a thump!" Sarah cried and pulled forward.
"That must have been a speed bump!" Sally urged.
Sarah backed up and drove away. As she looked back in her rearview mirror, she was Norma being helped up bythe 7th Grace fans.
"I TOLD YOU I HIT SOMETHING! I HIT NORMA!" Sarah cried and laughed.
As they began to drive off, Megan's cell phone began to go off.
"Shit! It's Morgan! WHAT DO I DO!? DO I PUSH END OR LET IT RING?!" Megan cried. Megan rolled down the window and threw the phone out. Moments later Megan realized what she did, and began to sob.
"I didn't know what to do! Now my phone is DEAD!" Megan cried out.
"What's the worst thing that can happen?" Tia sighed.
"Takeru can call," Megan realized. Megan began to beg Sarah to take her to AT&T to get a new phone. Sarah understood but she was frustrated at the moment Megan asked.
"PLEASE!!" Megan begged.
"Okay! I need to make a quick stop first," Sarah sighed.
She pulled into a gas station. She shut her car off and slammed the door. From the outside you could hear Sarah scream, "YOU RED MONSTER! I'VE FILLED YOU UP 6 TIMES IN THE LAST 3 DAYS! ALL YOU DO IS DRINK! AHHHHH!"
After paying for her gas, Sarah opened the door.
"That guy in there was so nice. He gave me 20 bottles of Dr. Pepper and my gas for free," Sarah cheered.
All the girls just looked at her weirdly.
"Did you take the Dr. Pepper?" Sally asked, worried.
"NO! I bet it was spiked with something… Like…. PIBB!" Sarah spoke, her eyes getting bulgy. Sarah got back in and drove to AT&T where Sarah and Megan got new phones. On there way back to the house, Morgan called Megan's phone again.
"Hello?" Megan answered.
"Come to the studio, NOW!" Morgan screamed.
"What about Kiya?" Megan asked.
"She's already here!" Morgan grunted.
"Okay, Snippy! We'll be there in a few… okay?" Megan asked.
"A few better mean a few minutes, not a few hours, Megan, I'm serious." Morgan warned.
"It doesn't mean a few hours… I meant a few days." Megan replied, hanging up.
"So, we're to go to the studio?" Sarah asked.
"Let's go home to drop our crap off and take a shower first!" Sally suggested.
"Uh… I think Morgan will get mad." Sarah mumbled.
"Oh well!" Sally said.
"We're going to the studio." Sarah said sternly.
"Sarah Chisai! Please!" Megan begged.
"Okay! But we have to hurry!" Sarah emphasized.
At the house
Sally and Megan began to fight their way up the stairs. Sally slapped Megan in the face. After Megan got up, She jumped on Sally's shoulder's and jumped over her causing Sally to fall backwards down the stairs. Megan ran into the bathroom and locked the door.
"BITCH! OPEN THIS DOOR OR YOU'LL GET IT, LITTLE MISSY!" Sally screamed.
Sally walked downstairs and walked into Tia and Sarah's bathroom. Sarah and Tia followed her.
"Sally what are you doing?" Sarah asked.
Sally flushed the toilet. The house filled with the sounds of screams. Sally kept flushing the toilet. Sarah walked out to get Megan's and her phone to charge. Just as she walked back into the bathroom, Megan's phone began to ring. Sally answered it and put it on speaker.
"Moshi Moshi!" Sally answered.
"Hi! Is Megan there?" The man asked, excited.
"No, she's busy crying," Sally said.
"Why is she crying?" The man asked.
"Depends, who are you?" Sally inquired.
"I am Takeru! The lead singer of SuG. I wanted to talk to Megan to tell her when to be here," Takeru spoke cheerfully.
"Well, She's crying because I'm flushing the toilet," Sally smiled.
"Why is she crying about that? Is toilet water hot in America?" Takeru inquired.
"No! Shower water is hot when you flush the toilet in America," Sally said evilly.
"Well, I'm surprised you didn't get a pitcher of ice cold water and pour it on her," Takeru giggled.
"DON'T GIVE HER IDEAS!" Both Sarah and Tia screamed.
"GREAT IDEA!" Sally ran out of the room, to get water as Tia and Sarah chased her.
Sally ran upstairs with the water and the phone, being chased by the other 2.
"Hey, Takeru. Listen to this!" Sally laughed evilly as she kicked down the door, then she flushed the toiled and poured the water on Megan.
"AHHH YOU BITCH! I'LL FREAKING KILL YOU!" Megan screamed, wrapping her towel around her and chasing Sally. Sally pushed the phone to Tia and ran. Tia began to put the phone to her ear when she heard a loud crash.
"AHHH! I'M BLEEDING!" Sally screamed.
"THAT'S KETCHUP STUPID!" Megan shouted back at her.
"Hey, Takeru, I'll have Megan call you back, okay?" Tia asked.
"Oh… Okay," Takeru mumbled.
Tia clicked the phone shut.
"HURRY UP AND TAKE A SHOWER SALLY! WE NEED TO GO! WE'VE BEEN HERE FOR 45 MINUTES ALREADY!" Tia shouted.
"45 MINUTES OF JOY!" Sally cheered.
Sally ran into the bathroom and began to shower, while Megan sulked into her room. Tia and Sarah went downstairs and began to discuss their bands new song title.
"I think we should call it celebrate the summer!" Sarah suggested.
"YEAH! THAT'S GREAT!" Tia cheered.
"BITCH GET OUT OF MY WAY!" Megan screamed, pushing Sally down the stairs. Sally landed at the landing and Tia and Sarah were starring at her. Megan stepped on Sally's head.
"Okay, let's go. We have 15 minutes to get there before Morgan goes total ape shit. I mean we've been here for an 1 and 45 minutes because someone wouldn't get her fat ass out of the shower, isn't that right Sally?" Megan screamed hatefully.
"WELL IT WOULD HAVE BEEN FASTER IF YOU DIDN'T FLUSH MY MAKE UP DOWN A TOILET. I NEED THOSE! MAKE UP MAKES ME SEXY AND MAKE ALL THE BOYS COME TO THE YARD AND THERE ALL LIKE IT'S BETTER THAN YOUR'S!" Sally retorted.
"STOP QUOTING RAP SONG LYRICS, McGOOBER!" Megan screamed.
"OKAY! LET'S ACCEND!" Sarah shouted.
"SHOT GUN!" Sally and Megan called at the same time.
"I'll sit in the front this time, guys. To avoid conflict," Tia smiled.
"AWWW! HEY! STOP COPYING ME!" Sally and Megan screamed at the same time.
"Oh just forget it and MOVE!" Tia sighed, frustrated. She grabbed Sally and Megan by their ear's and dragged them to the car.
At the studio
"What in the world took you so long?" Morgan asked, annoyed.
"Well…" Sally began, " You really don't want to know, do you?"
"WHAT MADE YOU FIGURE IT OUT!? WAS IT THE FACT YOU'RE 2 HOURS LATE! WHAT TOOK YOU SO LONG!?" Morgan screamed in Sally's face.
"WELL…. YOU SEE! We were driving right!? Then this giant monkey fell from the sky," Megan began, "Then Sally was all like 'HELL NO' and wiped out a spaghetti noodle and began to duel to the death, but then Sally saw hot men and ran away, so we had to find her. Sarah and I left crumb trials but the big bad wolf ate them and blew our house down. So we had to climb a bean stock to steal a magic gold egg laying duck. But the giant wanted to marry Tia and so we had to find a way around that deal we made with that las Vegas hooker and it was a long complicated process and we found Sally peeking into a construction site! That's exactly why we are late! All truth!"
"DID YOU DO DRUGS ON YOUR WAY HERE!?" Morgan screamed in Megan's face.
"Possibly? Seemingly? Why, that was the TRUE reason why we were late!" Megan explained.
"Sally would have came up with a more believable excuse," Morgan face palmed.
"Told you we should have let Sally come up with the excuse." Sarah whispered to Tia.
"I BELIEVE YOU MAE~CHAN!" Kiya smiled.
"ARE YOU SERIOUS!?" We ALL screamed.
"No, but I thought I would be nice!" Kiya smiled.