Note: This one's quite different from the previous snippets in that it consists of pure dialogue, plus the air and style is also not the same. Originally written and posted on LJ for the dialogue500 community, which is to write a conversation revolving around something important having been destroyed/damaged by a character. The idea popped in my head and I just had to write it, though a possible warning for minor crack... or something. :P Also, apparently this site messed with the punctuations a bit and won't allow me to post it the way it was originally written on my journal. :\

Summary: Temari was worried about her hair, only to find that her knickers had betrayed her. Future timeline. (Rating: PG-13, for language and naughty implications)

Knickers

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"Wait... stop!"

"Hmm? What's wrong?"

"Damn! Quick, get up you lazy!"

"Oye, stop shouting in my ears."

"Didn't you hear the footsteps? Someone's coming! Hurry!"

"How am I supposed to hear anything with you screaming in my ear? I'm about to go deaf as it is."

"Stop complaining and get up already, you lazy bastard!"

"I can't."

"Why the fuck not?"

"You're still on top of me."

"...Wipe that smirk off your face or I'll do it for you."

"What a troubleso-"

"Finish that sentence and I'll give you a whole new meaning of troublesome later. Oh fuck, look at us. Hurry up and get dressed!"

"Where's my vest?"

"How am I supposed to know? Look for it yourself!"

"You're the one who took it off."

"Who the hell- look it's over there! Under the bed."

"Where are my pants?"

"How the hell-"

"You're the one who took that off too."

"Say that again and I'll never take anything off you again."

"..."

"Where's my underwear?"

"You're not wearing your underwear?"

"I wouldn't be asking you if I was wearing it, would I?"

"When did you take it off?"

"Shikamaru! That's not the fucking point right now!"

"Alright, alright. Geez, woman, you need to calm down. Besides, if I were you, I'd worry about that first since I doubt anyone would be checking under your skirt to see if you're wearing any underwear."

"Worry about wha- shit! What happened to my hair? My hair tie, where did my hair tie go?"

"You mean this?"

"Oh yes! Oh no! It snapped! Dammit, Shikamaru!"

"Stop- ow! What are you hitting me for?"

"It's all your fault! Why did you yank it off? Now what am I going to do?"

"I don't recall you complaining earlier..."

"Just... shut up. Quick, give me yours! It'd be too obvious if my hair looks like this."

"Right. And I wouldn't look strange at all with my hair down."

"Just give it to me!"

"You still have three other rubber bands. Use those and tie your hair into one ponytail or something."

"Are you crazy? I've never tied my hair like that! They'll know if they see me like that."

"Too late."

"Temari."

"Ga-Gaara! Wh-what are you doing here? Did... uh... something come up?"

"...I heard noises."

"Oh..ha..haha... I was... um... looking for a new hair tie. One of them just suddenly snapped, you see..."

"Temari."

"Y-yes?"

"There's something on your lamp."

"Looks like he found your underwe- what are you glaring at me for? I don't even know when you took it off!"

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Two snippets with absolutely zero dialogue and then I go right on to write something with just dialogue. Hopefully the next one will have both. Any reviews, comments, concrits all greatly appreciated! I also just want to say a big thank you to everyone who has left me a review...they're really very motivating. :)

Written: May 5th, 2006 (431 Words)