Disclaimer: Me: Class what's the answer to this disclaim? (kid raises his hand) Me: Jimmy, do you know?
Jimmy: You don't own twilight. Me: Correct Jimmy, here's your cookie.
A/N: Hi-Hi, thank you to Linette Cullen, for urging me to do this story. btw, this story is a branch off of Jasper Just Want's To Have Fun.
Jasper's POV
I was sitting in mine and Alice's room reading, everyone else was out hunting. I heard the font door open. "We're home!" I heard Emmett call, I ran down the stairs and hugged Alice. "Hey cutie!" she said, I rolled my eyes. "If you two lovebirds are done, here Jasper, we found a antelope and we know how much you love them." Edward said handing me a cup of blood. "Thanks." I said, I drank it down fast. Then there was a sudden burn in my throat and mouth. "What the hell is this?!" I asked loudly, the burn was hotter than fire. "AAAH!" I screamed, I ran into the kitchen and ran cold water into my mouth. The burn wasn't decreasing fast enough. "EDWARD!" I screamed angrily.
Edward's POV
Classic vampire joke, I put two bottles of hot sauce in that cup of blood. I walked in the kitchen Jasper was running at a human pace around the house screaming, he looked like a freaking lunatic. "Dammit Edward, what the hell's in that!" he yelled as he ran in the kitchen, I was laughing to hard to answer. Alice handed Jasper some blood, he sucked it down. "Thank you." he said, the burning had obviously stopped. "Edward?" he asked. "Who wants to sing, Two Bottles of Hot Sauce in Jasper's Blood?" I asked, everyone was laughing. "I helped." Rosalie choked out in between laughs. "What, my own twin?" he asked, Rosalie laughed her way up the stairs. Alice was laughing, but silenced when Jasper glared at her. "Oh, come on Jazzy-boy, it was just a joke." I said. "Go damn yourself to hell or something." Jasper said, then he tackled me.
A/N: I kno, I know, it was short, but I thought it was funny. Thank you again Linette Cullen for inspiration.~Taryn~