I was in Afganistan
I was in Sussex
I'm telling you I love you
And not just in subtext
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Roses are red
Violets are blue
You drugged my coffee
But God help me I still love you
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Roses are red
Violets are blue
And I just want to
U.M.R.Q.A. with you
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Sky is blue
Fog is grey
I wanna date with woman
Because I'm not gay
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I am your flatmate
I sometimes hate you
You can be sociopath
But I'm afraid I love you
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Pavement was red
Gravestone is black
Don't cry John Watson
Sherlock will be back
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Roses are red
Violets are blue
I love you so much
I will shave for you
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Pavement is red
Sherlock's scarf is blue
Don't worry, John
He fell for you