The victim is pink
My forensic suit's blue
You tell me I need you
God help me, I do
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Roses are red
Violets are blue
I'm not goldfish
But I will be just for you
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Roses are red
Violets are blue
I must arest Sherlock
But with handcuffs I wanna see you
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I'm DI Lestrade
And I will arest you
Some body stole my heart
And I'm sure it was you
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I don't need my job
I don't need television
I need just you
'cause you are my division
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Roses are red
My wife is fat
I wanna be with you
And take you to bed
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I love my work
I love what I do
You are my division
So I love you too
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My name is Gregory
I'm DI Lestrade
I wanna be your Valentine
'cause you are great