Roses are red
Violets are blue
My name is Mike Stamford
And I find perfect valentine for you
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Sherlock is my friend
And John is his date
I don't care he isn't gay
They together just look great
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Night is nice
Night is poetic
I take there candle
'cause it's more romantic
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Hi, I'm Mike Stamford and I'll find you a perfect Valentine