Studies are scarlet
Carbuncles are blue
Holmes and Watson
We all love you
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Sherlock was dead
John isn't blue
Moffat wrote third episode
He's singing I.O.U.
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Roses are red
Violets are blue
We are all sherlocked
And you all are too
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Pavement is red
Roof is too
We all hate Moffat
But we love him too