Shinra Electric Power Company

Special mission Report # 2

Retrieving the Females

Special

Mission

Special Mission # 2

Retrieving the Females.

Overview

MY NAME IS ZACK FAIR AND I WAS SUPPOSED TO GO ON A MISSION TO GO PICK UP SOME CHICKS. IT WAS FREAKING AWESOME! WHO ELSE GETS MISSIONS WHERE YOU HAVE TO PICK UP CHICKS? IM THE MAN! CLOUD'S THE MAN! COMMANDER NIA—I MEA--NINNIACHEL IS THE MAN!

Complications

So, we wait for the boat for what seems like 20 hours. I mean how long does it take for a freaking boat to dock? Anyways Cloud asked me a bunch of annoying and random questions about some random pictures. Who cares about pictures? Thankfully the boat finally docked and CHICKS! Chicks began to pour off in masses! And man some of them were so hot! In fact there where two girls there who were so hot I'm sure they had to be the ones the Commander wanted us to pick up! I mean, why not?!

I went up to them, tried to pave a road of love and these two guards came up to me! And they were all angry like! I swear they were jealous of my sexiness. To further the audacity they ARRESTED ME! ARRESTED ME! FOR HARASSMENT!

Outcome

In the end the almighty Sephiroth pardoned me from my nonexistent crime and when I finally caught up with Cloud he had two of the finest women I have EVER seen with him. One of them was tall and willowy, her hair was like a shiny copper coin that RIPPLED past her shoulders, her eyes were just like Aerith's! The goddess' name was…Anemone. Anemone…. just when I thought I'd never seen someone more beautiful my eyes caught hold of the second girl. And I nearly died.

Her hair was a rich brown colour and while her hair also went past her shoulders it was a lovely curly mass. Her eyes were an icy blue and her figure was stunning. This goddess was named Masosuki. Masosuki and Anemone….Suki and Ane….to beautiful girls just for me! God this mission KICKED ASS! YOU'RE THE MAN COMMANDER NINNIACHEL! THANKS FOR INTRODUCING ME TO TWO OF THE HOTTEST GIRLS EVER!

so i guess Zack knows how to appreciate women! I wonder how Nia's going to respond to these reports?