Albus and Scorpius finally made it out of the cold and into the common room after much snogging.

The common room, though cold was very comforting opposed to what they had just come out of. Albus and Scorpius entered, hands still intertwined, despite the odd glances from the few Slytherins who had decided to stay over the holidays. Their eyes both snapped over to the three Slytherin in the corner and their eyes narrowed. Although their antics had been the very things that had gotten them together, they still sought revenge. Immediately Albus and Scorpius ran to their dorm to plot it.

"I think we should use those chains Filch has in his office and hang them upside down naked in the center of the great hall" Al said as he unceremoniously flopped down on to his bed.

"I can think of something much more fun to use those chains for." Scorpius whispered huskily, suggestively waggling his eyebrows.

Albus let out an involuntary groan and a shiver as Scorpius' breath ghosted over his skin.

"True, but all I'm focused on is my revenge."

"You know, I've been thinking, maybe we should just simply thank them"

"No! I have a much better idea!"Albus grinned slyly before quickly whispering his plan to Scorpius who couldn't hold back laughter and they both fell back in a fit of giggles.

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That day in the great hall Albus and Scorpius quietly slipped a bottle of potion inside Grays drink, and sat back to watch the show.

Grays eyes glazed over in a dreamy state, and his head snapped up as Professor Longbottom entered the room. Grey practically leapt out of his seat and tackled the professor in a massive bear hug. The shocked and taken aback professor didn't quite know what to do when Gray began caressing his face and cooing sappy nicknames at him huskily in his ear. Gray leapt into the man's arms, wrapping his legs around his waist and began to nuzzle his neck. By now all eyes were on the odd couple as Gray started to trade off from squealing in delight, and moaning in lust. The Professor, sill immobile of shock, practically fainted from embarrassment as his student started to very plainly, attempt to hump him.

Albus and Scorpius had by now doubled over with laughter, and fell onto each other when they toppled off the benches, as three teachers attempted to pry the boy off of the now bright red Herbology teacher.

Everyone learned to very important lessons that day. Veritaserum, and weeklong love potions, never mixed with Slytherins.

AN: I couldn't sleep so I decided to come write this. This is the second and final chapter!I know it probably sucks, but reviews are always craved and appreciated.

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