For witchynadeen.


1. Ask Draco Malfoy if he is an unregistered ferret Animagus.

2. Ask my friends in the corridor, while Draco Malfoy is present, if they saw Lucius Malfoy sneak into the potions classroom last night. Nor will I ask this question at any other time.

3. Tell Draco Malfoy to "hold his hippogriffs."

4. Ask him how long he spends on his hair each morning.

5. Tell him that you can see the family resemblance between him and Andromeda Tonks.

6. Ask him how his date with Harry went.

7. Tell him that he would make a great ferret.

8. Ask him when he and Hermione are holding their wedding.

9. Say that he and Harry would make such a cute couple in a really loud voice.

10. Ask him how long he spends practicing his "I'm-better-than-you sneer.


I will post Hermione, Ron, Harry, or Voldemort later today!