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AN: I AM SO SORRY! Again excuses probably won't help, but now that school is over I'll be able to update more and faster. I love all of you reviewers…so don't abandon this story. Next, Thank you Watercolor Nightmare for answering my question, but I'm going to stick with Hermione's point of view unless there is overwhelming evidence that readers want other point of views.
And now on to the most anticipated next installment of Testosterone…
I was convinced that I was kidnapped. The question was why would three teenage boys wearing peculiar attire want to kidnap me.
The weird cloaks….Oh my God! They're probably in a gang. What would a gang want from me? They could have brought me here to gang rape me! Oh my God!
I started screaming. My father always told me if this type of situation were to happen, I was to fight and scream as hard and loud as possible.
The gang members approached me and tried to get me to be quiet. Yeah right. I'll definitely let you kidnap me, and I'll go quietly.
The one with white hair started screaming "Zabini" at the ceiling as I backed toward the wall. Great…Crazy kidnappers. Some kind of luck I have.
Just then, another gang member popped out of thin air. Literally. I went light headed, and my vision went black. I somehow felt that this was a familiar sensation.
I woke up in a strange office. I sat up and looked around. I was immediately rushed at by three boys…more specifically my crazy, kidnapping gang members.
I screamed and jumped up. I felt dizzy and held my head in my hands.
"Get away from me." I said as viciously as I could while clutching my head.
"Hermione, we're your friends. You lost part of your recent memory, but don't worry Dumbledore is going to fix it for you. He's coming soon" the red head one said.
Dumbledore? Great! Crazy, kidnapping gang members on drugs.
I was just thinking of an escape plan when a strange, old man with a beard swept in with the weirdest clothes on I had ever seen. Definitely drugs.
"Sit down Hermione" he said. I felt compelled to obey him. He waved his hand over my head, and then I felt the signs of a near future pass out coming on. Again.
I woke up and rubbed my head. The memories came flooding back at once.
"Are you okay?" Malfoy asked with concern. Eww…Malfoy and concern. I almost wished I still didn't have my memory. Almost.
"Owwww" I replied still clutching my head.
"Oh thank Merlin!" Ron rushed over to me and gave me a huge hug.
"Why are we still here?" I groaned. Harry replied sourly, "Dumbledore is in cahoots with Zabini."
"What! No, that can't be. He's the headmaster. HE CAN'T PREVENT ME FROM MY EDUCATION!"
"Yes he can. Something or another about bloody inter-house unity", added Ron.
I felt like crying. I was always kind to Dumbledore. What made me deserve this?!
"Did you even try to escape when we were in his office?" I shot a glare at Ron and Harry. "Like we could take Dumbledore", Harry said bitterly. "Plus, we were concerned about you, Hermione", Ron said sweetly. Harry added, "And, all four of us are bound to this room until you kiss --" I interrupted, "I get it. How did Dumbledore get us out then?"
"It took a lot of magic to keep us out of the room for only an hour", Ron said. "Dumbledore looked pretty strained".
"Well someone has to notice that we're gone. Ginny would notice, and most Gryffindors. I'm sure Pansy would notice that Draco was gone" I said.
"Cover story", Draco curtly replied. "But Ginny would figure it out, right?" I desperately added.
"Not if it's a good story. I mean Ginny isn't that smart" Ron said laughing. "Hey, Ginny is smart!" Harry lamely replied. Ron laughed again. "That's only cause you're still pining for her, mate." Harry screamed, "Am not!"
Wrestling ensued. What's with wrestling being macho? It's so….gay. I think it's an excuse for guys to touch other guys. Not that I, Hermione Granger am against gays. No, it's just that…well, I can be offensive funny sometimes too. Merlin, it is tiring to explain to you people my motives. Yes, I am not perfect little Hermione all the time! Got it?
Okay, sorry that was rude. I'll keep myself in check next time. Now, where was I? Wrestling…then gayness. Okay.
Then the light bulb in my head that usually goes off in short, consistent intervals decided to wake up from hibernation.
I jumped up and screamed, "It's Ginny!"
"Yes Granger, that is what these two brutes are fighting about. You're very observant", Malfoy drawled.
I could have overlooked my embarrassment for the greater good of having Mafoy embarrassed by saying a rude comment about his crush on me. Unfortunatley, I am Hermione Granger and I had to keep a level head because another issue was more pressing at the time.
"Ginny is in cahoots with Blaise too!" I yelled. "That's not true!" Both Harry and Ron yelled.
"I can't believe I didn't think of this before. She told me to meet you guys in that room where I was chloroformed! She set me up that little --"
"Hey now", Harry interrupted. "There must be an explanation." "No, Harry. Hermione's right. Ginny has been acting kind of weird lately. I did see her hanging out with Zabini."
Then, Ginny's voice filled the room. "Guys, I'm sorry, but this is for Hermione's happiness."
"MY BLOODY HAPPINESS", I screamed. "I THINK I CAN HANDLE MY OWN HAPPINESS THANK YOU!"
Malfoy laughed.
"Hermione, I know you're not happy", she said softly.
" AND YOU THINK THAT MALFOY CAN MAKE ME HAPPY? WHAT ARE YOU ON?!"
Malfoy frowned.
"Opposites attract, Hermione. You'll understand when you fall for him" she had the nerve to reply.
"RIGHT…WHEN I BLOODY FALL FOR HIM! THANK YOU SO MUCH GINERVA! THIS WAS THE PERFECT PLAN. STICK ME IN A ROOM WITH HIM 'TILL WE KISS OR KILL EACHOTHER! IF WE DON'T KILL EACHOTHER WE'LL FALL IN LOVE!
Understand I was quite a bit angry. I'm not usually like this…well, you've heard of the trio's temper.
"Hermione, this is for the best. I did this for you. You'll thank me later", she sobbed.
I looked at Harry and Ron. They were both seething with anger. You see, we don't take betrayal lightly. You may think we were over exaggerating the direness of the situation, but this was a big deal to us. We hate Malfoy. Not dislike. HATE. What could convince Ginny of this craziness is beyond me. She was one of my best friends.
I looked at Malfoy, and he was smirking. That bastard had the nerve to smirk!
I screamed at Ginny, " I COULD UNDERSTAND BLAISE, BUT YOU GINNY! WE'LL SEE ABOUT LOVE! DO YOU KNOW WHAT I'VE ENDURED? THERE WERE PIGGY BACKS GINNY. THERE WAS SO MUCH TESTOSTERONE AROUND ME THAT I THOUGHT I WOULD TURN INTO A BOY!"
I thought I was about to cry, but I sucked it in and stalked over to Malfoy. He was smirking still until I slapped him hard on the cheek. His surprised face was priceless. I grabbed his head with both hands pulled him to me, and kissed him.
If you could call it a kiss. It was a kiss you would give your Grandma. Nothing romantic about it. I pulled right away. I was sure my face was aflame with anger and embarrassment. Then we started to swirl. I landed with a thump on the floor in a corridor. The corridor in Hogwarts! I was back! Thank Merlin.
I looked over and saw Harry, Ron, and Malfoy. I quickly looked away. I would never look Malfoy in the eye again.
Harry helped me up. Before they could say something to me, I stalked down the corridor. I would find Ginny and Zabini. They would pay. I knew some pesky hexes that might do the trick. Malfoy screamed my name and ran after me. Great.
I turned to him and punched him. He fell to the floor clutching his cheek. "Ow, Granger! What was that for?"
"Don't ever talk to me again", I said coldly still shaking with anger and embarrassment. "Merlin Hermione, I didn't know you liked it rough", Malfoy said. I kicked him. I realize now I was a little violent. There were circumstances you know!
Harry and Ron caught up and looked down at Malfoy then up to me with shocked faces.
"Brilliant, Hermione!" They both said. "What time is it?" I cut in. Harry replied, "12". "Will you get him to his common room?" I asked. Before they could answer I stalked off towards the Great Hall. It was lunch time. They would be eating. Reason had still not returned to me.
I was on the hunt.
AN: Please review. Just letting you guys know that there will not be any character deaths or anything. Hermione's just a little angry….ok maybe a lot angry, but still no extreme violence.