For butterflygirly99.
1. Refuse to call her anything but Nymphadora and claim that it is an adorable name.
2. Ask if Remus was her babysitter when she was a child.
3. Sing the 'Dora the Explorer' theme song incessantly
4. In a sickly sweet voice, tell her that she is absolutely adorable, and that you can clearly see the resemblance between her and Draco Malfoy.
5. Call her "Klutzy Dora."
6. Don't let her help you with anything no matter how much she asks.
7. Instead of saying "thanks," say "Tonks."
8. Ask her if she will give birth to pups.
9. Charm the troll-leg umbrella stand to fall over every time she walks past it.
10. Claim that if she is this clumsy now, it is a wonder that she made it through her childhood in one piece.