A/N: Sorry for taking so long! A was finishing up a ten-page research paper on Ellis Island. I am going on vacation for a few days and will not have another chapter up until at least Sunday, April 16th.
For RosiePosieRW.
1. Repeatedly ask her if she agrees that Harry Potter was telling the truth about Voldemort.
2. Ask if she is a toad Animagus.
3. Refer to her relationship with the Minister of Magic and claim that that is how she got her job.
4. Set off fireworks that form a herd of centaurs.
5. Follow her around making a clip-clopping noise with two coconut shells.
6. Ask if she knew that Grawp wanted to ask her out on a date at the Yule Ball.
7. Tell her she should start working out, and give her the address of a Muggle gymnasium.
8. Follow her around, everywhere, and yes, I do mean everywhere, taking notes on everything that she does.
9. Everytime she is about to speak, utter the phrase, "hem hem."
10. Keep offering her a cough drop.
As I have learned that I can't predict who I'll be writing next, I won't try. Except, I think it might be Voldemort. A sneak peak of his list:
1. Refer to him as "The Lord of Hypocrisy," or "the-man-who-won't-stay-dead."