For Red Furry Demon, my awesome Beta, and witchynadeen.
1. Ask her if she had to do anything specific to get the name Lovegood.
2. Insist that the Crumple-Horned Snorkack doesn't exist.
3. Repeat that with any other of her "imaginary creatures."
4. Insist that she made up all of her "delusions" so that she would have someone to talk to.
5. Keep asking her unsolvable riddles and insist that since she is a Ravenclaw, she should know an answer for everything.
6. Ask her which last name she likes best: Luna Longbottom, Luna Potter, or Luna Malfoy?
7. Question her sanity. Repeatedly.
8. Tell her that she has SO much in common with Draco: they're both blonde, they both belong in Hufflepuff, they are both delusional. Repeat with anything else that you can think of.
9. Call her "Loony Lovegood."
10. Purposely mispronounce 'radish' as 'rabbit,' when you ask her why she is wearing her "rabbit earrings" today.