A/N: for so long, exams, chaos, and other real life stuff. I might not update every week because I am fairly busy this summer, but I'll update as often as possible.
Beta'd by Red Furry Demon, thank you!
1. Ask him how he got his scar.
2. Ask him for an autograph.
3. Ask him how his parents are doing.
4. Ask him if you can meet his parents.
5. Deny that Voldemort is back.
6. Remark on how arrogant he is. Then comment on his resemblance to his father.
7. Mention the Drarry ship to him.
8. Repeat #7 with Snarry, Pottermort, or any other ship involving him and his enemies.
9. Comment on how he and Draco would make such a cute couple in a sugary voice.
10. Ask him if he knew about his mother's affair with Professor Snape.
Who would you like me to do next? I am open to suggestions for future characters, and will be very thankful to those of you who give me characters to write about!