Ok so I do not own the greek gods or goddesses as well as the heroes and other characters of from greek myth but I do own the OC Tashina.
*Interview Time*
Tashina: Hello everyone welcome to Greek Time.(Applause).Now today we have a very special guest. You know him, you love him, but he loves himself more! Narcissus!
Narcissus:(Walks in staring at his mirror)
Tashina: Hello Narcissus welcome to Greek Time.
Narcissus: (Staring at his reflection in the mirror with love)
Tashina: (Waving my hand in front of his face) Hello?
Narcissus: Hello, Gorgeous.( Directed towards his reflection)
Tashina: Ok then. Moving on. So Narcissus, what do you do with your free time?
Narcissus:(Still staring at self)
Tashina:Well that seems to answer that next question for you is why did you ignore all the advances from women that loved you? I mean did they do something wrong?
Narcissus: Yes, yes they did.
Tashina:And what would that be?
Narcissus: None of them were as good looking and as intelligent as I!
Tashina: What about Echo?
Narcissus: Who?
Tashina:Echo was one of the many women you despised but she loved you enough to stay by you even when she died.
Narcissus: I don't know what your talking about.
Tashina:Well if you didn't have your face stuck to the mirror you would have known!
Narcissus: What? Did you say something?
Tashina: Ok that's it ( Lunges over the chair and attempts to grab his mirror)
Narcissus: (Leaps from his seat and runs off stage and falls down steps. When he gets to the last step he face-plants into the mirror and breaks mirror) NO! Not my beautiful face! You will pay! You will all pay! (Starts throwing heavy objects at the crew)
Tashina: Well folks that concludes Greek Time tune in next week for when we talk to Ares God of War. Will find out if he is the mean, demonic brute everyone says he is or a big ball of fluff. Goodbye and until next time. (Ducks when a camera is thrown at head) All right that's it I'm breaking out the bat. (Lot of things crashing and breaking then silence)
Narcissus: Not my face anything but my beautiful, gorgeous face! Please I'll do anything just please not the face!
Tashina:(Silence)
Narcissus: Wait,wait oh dear Zeus no! NO! (Screams in pain)
(Silence) End of Tape...