* Interview 2*
Again I don't own the Greek gods and goddesses but I do own Tashina and my friend owns Bridgelina. Review and enjoy =]
Tashina: Welcome back to Greek Time. (Applause). Today I would like to introduce my new co-host Bridgelina.
Bridgelina:*Waves to the crowd with an enthusiastic smile on her face* Hello,Hello!
Tashina: Now that I have my co-host we would like to introduce you too..
Both: ARES GOD OF WAR! (Applause)
Ares:(walks in with a scowl, battle armor and bunny slippers)
Bridgelina:*Notices this "fault" in his outfit and tries her best not to laugh.* H-hello, Ares, and...er...*stifles a giggle.* Welcome to our show...hehehe!
Tashina:(Smakes Bridgelina upside the head.) Play nice. (Turns to Ares) So Ares how is life treating you?
Ares:(Grunts)
Bridgelina:* Starts to feel bad about laughing at him...* Ehe..
Tashina:(Glares at Bridgelina) Ok so how is the war and bloodshed business going?
Ares:Not so well... (Glares off into space)
Tashina: Oh well I'm sorry... Just not like it used to be is it? Well I've heard stories of you losing a lot for being the God of War. Is it true?
Ares:( Grabs his sword then proceeds to walk back stage).
(Blood curdling screams of pain and terror from the back stage crew)
Bridgelina:* Quickly interjects before her co-host can* Aaaaaand we'll be right back after these messages!
(Greek Time goes back on, Tashina is dragging Ares back onto stage)
Ares:(Kicking and screaming profanities at the host and stage crew. While trying to hit host with his bloody sword.)
Tashina:(Throws Ares into chair. Yells to the stage hands.) Can I have some FUCKING DUCT TAPE!
Bridgelina:...I don't wanna know. I don't want wanna know.* Before she could make a comment on his -now red- bunny slippers, a roll of duct tape can be seen flying from offstage where Tashina catches it.*
Tashina:(Yells) THANK YOU! (Starts to rap Ares up with the duct tape and slaps him in the back of the head) BAD GOD OF WAR, BAD!
Bridgelina:Stop, Stop! Don't hit him,too much, we can't interview a god with a concussion!
Ares: "Don't hit him too much!" The hell does that mean!
Tashina:Don't talk back to the co-host Damn it! (Breaks out her handy dandy baseball bat.)
Bridgelina: NOOOOOO! *Tries her best to restrain co-worker* Go to the commercials! For the love of Zeus, go to the commercials!
* Later, we go back to Greek Time, where everything seems to have calmed down again. Bridgelina has been forced to ask the majority of the questions with Tashina makes sure Ares stays put.*
Bridgelina: I have one last question, I hope you don't mind me asking.
Ares:And that is?
Bridgelina:I noticed earlier on in the show that you had bunny slippers on * The crowd starts to giggle, kinda* Any reason for that?
Ares:Aphordite game me these slippers! Got a fuckin' problem with it?
The crowd:(AWW's)
Bridgelina:Well, I didn't say there was anything wrong with it...
Ares:(Eyes start on fire and duct tape melts) I'm going to fuckin' kill your sorry ass! (Starts to chase after Bridgelina with his sword.)
Bridgelina: Sweet mother of Hera! *Jumps out of her seat and runs around in circles with Ares behind he making a mess* Tashina! HEEEEEELLLLP! *Runs back stage with Ares following her*
Tashina:(Rolls eyes and face palms) Alright folks that's it for Greek Time. Come back next week when we bring the goddess of love on the show. (Turns to the left and asks camera man) Timmy, bring me my tommygun. (Timmy hands me my tommygun and I proceed to head back stage.)
(Sounds of gun fire and Tashina cursing up a storm. Then some stray bullets take out the cameras.)