* Interview 3*
Sorry for not writing in a while just been super busy with school and I was just lazy sooooooo...
Again I don't own the Greek gods and goddesses but I do own Tashina and my friend B owns Bridgelina. Review and enjoy =]
Tashina: Hello again and welcome to Greek Time.(Applause). Today our special guest is the biggest whore around...(About to go into a huge rant about Aphrodite's whoring when Bridgelina interupts me.)
Bridgelina:Thank you, Tashina (glares) for that most interesting introduction but I'll take it from here. Hey, everyone! Please welcome the goddess of all things lovely * pardon the pun* Aphrodite!
Aphrodite:(no entrance)
Tashina:( Looks at Bridgelina and then to were Aphrodite should be comeing out) Ummm Bridgelina why don't you go see what's wrong with our guest...
Bridgelina: Why do I have to?
Tashina: (Glares at Bridgelina)
Bridgelina: Alright, fine! *Goes off stage*
Tashina: (Smiles and turns back to he audience) Well sense my co-host had to go see what happened to our guest...
Bridgelina: * Screams as she runs out to the stage* Help! SHE KEEPS COMIN' ON TO ME!
Tashina: What the ...(Sees Aphrodite run after Bridgelina)
Aphrodite:(Talks with an odd Southern Belle drawl.) Hey come back, sugah! Just wanted t'say "Hi"
Bridgelina: If groping my butt is was your way of sayin' "Hi," I don't wanna know how you say "I love you!"
Tashina: (Scraches head in confusion) Ok then now that I'm confused as hell will you both sit down so I can start this show.
Bridgelina+Aphrodite:( Bridgelina looks like she is going to cry and Aphrodite looks pivved)
Tashina: SIT THE FUCK DOWN NOW OR I'M GOING TO GET THE BASEBALL BAT!
Bridgelina+Aphrodite: (Scramble for their seats.)
Tashina:Good (glares at Bridgelina and Aphrodite) Now we are going to start the show. So Aphrodite, how can you sleep with so MANY people and not contract STDs?
Aphrodite: (Looks even more annoyed, and now slightly offended.) Excuse me?
Bridgelina: What my co-host meant to say was: how and why do you do,er, the things you do?
Aphrodite: Well it all started when I came out of the sea foam that had Uranus' blood and seman mixed in with it...
*3 HOURS LATER*
(Aphrodite is still rambling on about the first question, Tashina is passed out cold and Bridgelina is still listening intentively)
Bridgelina: That's interesting *Notices that Tashina is asleep* Excuse me a moment. *Kicks Tashina's shin to wake her up* Wakey,wakey!
Tashina: (Startled awake ends up punching Bridgelina in the face) SQUIRRLES! (looks at Bridgelina) SORRY! To many crazy movies before bed...
Bridgelina: * knocked out cold.*
Aphrodite: (Creeper smile at Bridgelina.)
Tashina: (Baseball bat in hand.) Don't even think about it.
Bridgelina: *Starts to come back around* But mommy, I don't wanna go to school... I gotsta play cards with mah friend, A...
Tashina: (slaps Bridgelina across the face) WAKE UP!
Bridgelina: * Pauses... then slumps to the floor again*
Tashina: (Face palm then turns to Aphrodite and taps her on the shoulder.) You wake her up.
Aphrodite: (Turns to Bridgelina) Oh,..Oh,my! Is she okay?
Tashina: NO, she is going to sleep forever. If I asked you to wake her up then she is okay. SO WAKE HER THE HELL UP!
Aphrodite: Okay, okay! No need to be soooo damn moody! ( Goes to pin Bridgelina down...)
Tashina: WTF! WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU!
Aphrodite: This is how I wake everybody up. Gotta problem with that?
Tashina: YES! Get off of her you whore...
Aphrodite: EXCUSE ME!
Bridgelina: * Starts to wake up... and, much to her horror she realizes Aphrodite is on top of her* Mmmmmmmph! MMMMMMMMMMMMPH!
Tashina: GET OFF! SHE IS AWAKE!
Aphrodite: Oh...! Sorry, honey! (Promptly gets off of Bridgelina.)
Bridgelina: *Stands straight up. Heaving heavy breaths, she puts her hand on her chest.* My Gods thank you for that (Tashina) couldn't breathe! Aphrodite's titties were blocking my lungs!
Tashina: (Falls on the floor laughing hysterically at what Bridgelina just said.)
Bridgelina:Goddammit, Tashina! *Huffs* It's not FUNNY!
Aphrodite:I second that (Glares at Tashina and turns away from her)
Tashina: (Calms down enough to stand up and sit in the chair) Alright sense Bridgelina being knocked out for most of the show we only have time for one more question.
Bridgelina: *Rolls her eyes* I'll ask this one...Why isn't Tashina affected by you, Aphrodite?
Aphrodite: Well...
Tashina: (Interupts Aphrodite) I can answer this one. I am immune to her love spells because this morning before the show there was a box on my door step. And in the box there was a beautiful necklace with a purple gem in the center. (Pulls the necklace out to show everyone.) There was also a note with this necklace it said " The necklace will protect you against any love spell or any other tricks that Aphrodite can do. Your Biggest Fan"
Aphrodite: What? Let me see that! (Takes the necklace, drags Tashina with it.) Hmmmm...(studies it, and a sudden realization hits her.) HEPHASTUS! (starts cursing loudly.) Wait 'til I get my hands on you, you son of a bitch!
Bridgelina: Ooooooooooooooooooh, boy... (gulps.)
Tashina: (face palm) Well I take it this is the end of the show. Right? (turns to Bridgelina.)
Bridgelina: I,er,guess so...
*Sounds of crew members panicking can be heard from stage.*
Bridgelina: Again. Oh,boy.
Tashina: Aphrodite leave my crew members ALONE! (runs backstage.)
Bridgelina: Alright, that concludes Greek Time this week! Next week we interview the queen of all gods and goddesses, Hera! Look forward to that. *Sounds of Aphrodite and Tashina fighting can be heard.* Right now, I have to go break up a fight! Oi... *Runs backstage.*
*Backstage*
Aphrodite: (Screams at Tashina) LET GO OF MY HAIR!
Tashina: Only when you get off of me you fat cow! (Yanks out a hand full of Aphrodite's hair.)
Bridgelina: *Goes in front of the cameras.* Jerry, Jerry, Jerry! *turns to face said cameras.* I mean, er... TURN THE CAMERAS OFF!
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