* Interview 4*
Sorry for not writing in a while just been super busy with school and I was just lazy sooooooo...
Again I don't own the Greek gods and goddesses but I do own Tashina and my friend B owns Bridgelina. Review and enjoy =]
Tashina: All right folks we were going to have Hephestus on the show this week but do to last weeks episode we won't be able to interview him for a little while...
Bridgelina: Poor Hephestus... Anyway, we have a super doper guest this week! Please welcome the of all the gods, Hera!
Hera: (Walks in with an air of superiority.)
Bridgelina: *Gulps*
Tashina: Welcome, Hera. How are you today?
Hera: Fine, just fine...
Tashina: (Gives Bridgelina a nervous look.) So Hera how is your love life with Zeus...
Hera: (Gets a very angry look in her eyes.) Hows my love life...HOWS MY LOVE LIFE? HOW WOULD YOUR LOVE LIFE BE IF YOUR HUSBAND CHEATED ON YOU WITH EVERY WOMAN HE SEES!
Bridgelina: Er...*Too afraid to talk to, let alone face, Hera.*
Tashina: (Kicks Bridgelina in the shin.)
Hera: (Still ranting on about her cheating husband.) I'M THE FUCKING GODDESS OF FUCKING MARRIAGE AND MY OWN HUSBAND CAN'T STAY FAITHFUL TO ME... I SHOULD GO SLEEP WITH EVERY MAN I SEE JUST TO PISS HIM OFF... I HAVEN'T GOTTEN ANY FOR A FUCKING CENTURY DO YOU ALL KNOW HOW LONG THAT IS...
Bridgelina:OW! What? What do you want me to do?
Tashina: Stop being a chicken. (Turns to Hera.) Will you shut up about your cheating husband already! It's pissing me off!
Hera: Ugh fine. (Grumbles as she calms down.)
Bridgelina: T-thank you...Er...*Tries to muster the courage to ask Hera a question.* Soooooooo... What do you like to do on your spare time?
Hera: I torment the lovers of my husband as well as his offspring of course! ( Looks very proud of herself.)
Bridgelina: * Eyes are extremely wide.* Would you like to give us some, er, "instances"?
Hera: Well I tormented Semele who is Diyonsus' mother by making her curious of Zeus' true form. So when she kept pestering him he went nuclear and burnt her to a crisp. Another time I caused the mother of Artemis and Apollo's mother Leto from giving birth. I had a snake chase her from island to island proventing her from giving birth for a while...
Tashina: Ok, I think we get the point... (Turns to Bridgelina.) Anymore questions you want to ask?
Bridgelina: I'm not sure if I even wanted to ask the questions I asked in the first place!
Tashina: Which only happened to be two questions Bridgelina.
Bridgelina: Shut your mouth! Do you know how hard this is?
Tashina: It may be hard for you but I find this relativily easy. Anyway Hera...
Hera: (Has a very weird look on her face.) My cheating senses are tingiling.
Tashina: (Whispers to Bridgelina.) Is she serious?
Bridgelina: Ch-cheating senses?
Hera: It helps me know when he is cheating on me. It happens to very useful...(Disappears in a bright white light.)
Tashina: Well that interview blowed.
Bridgelina: I think its kinda ironic that she's the goddess of marriage, doncha think?
Tashina: Yep, well I guess sense out guest decided to go haress her husband and his new lover (whoever that poor soul am be.) I think we should call it a day. Bridgelina you want to tell them who the next guest will be? I'm going out to eat. (Gets up and leaves to find a resturant.)
Bridgelina: *Sighs* Well tune in next week for our next guest- Athena, Goddess of Wisdom! And...*thinks about what she's about to say but decides to change the subject.* ...time for lunch! *Runs after Tashina.* HEY! I WANNA TURKEY CLUB! WITH CHIPS!
*END OF TANSMISSION*