* Interview 5*

Sorry for not writing in a while just been super busy with school and I was just lazy sooooooo...

Again I don't own the Greek gods and goddesses but I do own Tashina and my friend B owns Bridgelina. Review and enjoy =]

Bridgelina:Hello everyone and welcome back to Greek Time! A slight change in plans since our last broadcast... Due to the ongoing feud between Ares and Athena, we shall not be interviewing the goddess of wisdom today! * Chorus of Aww's and Boo's* Sorry 'bout that... And, since Tashina is currently in a tangent all on her own...

*SOME WHERE BACK STAGE*

Tashina:I WANT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM! (smashing and sounds of glass breaking.)

Bridgelina:... I will be doing the interviewing this week! Let me present this week's guest...* Another smash can be heard, along with a grown man's screaming.*

Tashina:WHAT IS THIS SHIT! I SAID VANILLA WITH CRUSHED M&Ms, WHIPPED CREAM AND NUTS! NOT CHOCOLATE WITH RAINBOW SPRINKLES! (Crew runs around screaming and trying to find a good hiding spot to avoid my wrath.)

Bridgelina:*Pauses, mortified, as some of the crew runs around in circles on the stage, but immediately gains composure.* Give it up for the M-Minotaur!

*As the Minotaur comes out, Tashina finally appears to take her place, with both bowls of ice cream.*

Tashina: Icecream (sighs happly.)

Bridgelina:* Eyes the bowl of chocolate ice cream for a moment before noticing the Minotaur has taken his seat.* Er, Tashina?

Tashina: Yes? (Sees Bridgelina eyeing the chocolate icecream. Hands her the bowl and a spoon.)

Bridgelina:Oh,uh, thank you. * Gingerly takes the bowl and spoon.* , would you like some?

Minotaur:(Cocks his head to the side but says nothing.)

Tashina:Icecream... Very good, very delicious...(pushs bowl toward him.) Nom Noms...

Minotaur: Excuse me, but I know very well what ice cream is! (his british accent very noticable. Pushes bowl back to Tashina.) It is a vile treat that is high in sugar and fat, all of which will traverse right to your thighs and impair your health! Do not have that frozen decadence very often, ladies...

Bridgelina:*Sits in her chair, gawking at the Minotaur.* But, but, but... YOU'RE A COW!

Minotaur: I believe the correct term is "bull," m'dear. And even so, I'm only half-bull.

Tashina:(Still in shock about being called fat.) You, you called me fat...

Minotaur:Very crude of you to assume the worst. I was not trying to convey such a message, but now that you mention it...

Bridgelina:*Weakly* L-lets start the questions, shall we? Tell us a little bit about yourself...

Tashina:(Puts hand up to motion Bridgelina to silence.) Hold on Bridgelina.(said in a very calm voice.) Lets go back to what the Minotaur was just about to say.

Bridgelina:Tashina... please don't do this.

Minotaur:You, madam, are rude.

Tashina:Lets go back to your pervious statements and you call me RUDE! You arrogant son of a ...

*Cuts to commercials*

(Set is in rubble and Tashina has left due to being detained until she has calmed down.)

Bridgelina:Oi, Welcome back to Greek Time. Or, what is left of it... Hopefully we have enough reviews to pay for a new set. Maybe. Is okay?

Stage Crew Guy: Yes... but he is under a pile of rocks.

Bridgelina:Which pile?

Stage Crew Guy:To your right the pile that's moaning, so you should be able to find him.

Bridgelina:*Turns to her right.* Oh! *She goes to help him.*

Minotaur:(Groaning..)

Stage Crew Guy:Give me a minute and I'll dig him out.

Bridgelina:It's all good, I've gotten his head out and free. Another half hour, and the rest of 'im will be out,too.

Minotaur:Ugh... Th-thank you.

(A police car drives up and opens the door pushing a very heavely sadated Tashina out.)

Cop:She should be under control now, but it still amazes me.

Bridgelina:What amazes you, sir?

Cop: We gave Tashina enough sedative to make an elephant blush, and this is the best we could do with out killing her.

Bridgelina:It's alright, thank you...

Tashina:(Stares off into space.) Pretty lights...(runs around in circles.)

Bridgelina:Er...Should we postpone the show?

Tashina:NOOOOOOOOOO! I DON'T WANT TO GO! (said in a very whiny voice and stomps foot like a 3 year old.)

Bridgelina:Okay, okay! So... , tell us a bit about yourself. *Feels guilty for asking him questions while he's under a pile of rubble.*

Tashina:(Runs up and hugs him.) HE'S SOOO FLUFFY!

Minotaur:Good Gods, woman! Are you insane!

Bridgelina:No, she's just sedated...

Minotaur:(Sighs) I see. What was the question again?

Bridgelina:Tell us a little about yourself.

Minotaur:Oh, yes... Well, I am the being that chases around scoundrels in a elaborately large labyrinth. When I catch up to them, I have the honor to execute them without an trouble. No one has ever evaded my wrath before.

Bridgelina:You sound very intellegent for an executioner...

Tashina:Your daddy is a bull and your mommy is human. How does that work? (Makes very bad hand gestures and is still acting like a little kid.)

Bridgelina:TASHINA!

Minotaur:It is fine. Unlike some co-hosts, I take no offense to the truth. Sometimes I even wonder myself...

Tashina:Oh,oh,oh... Pick me, pick me. (Waves hand wildly around in the air like a kindergartener on sugar.)

Minotaur:...Must I pick you? (Tashina's enthusiasm doesn't falter, and he gives a heavy sigh.) Very well. Humor me.

Tashina:Okay, Okay... So your mommy fell in love with a white bull. So she went to an inventor and had him make a hollow cow for her so she could make love to the bull. Which she did and then you were concieved. Her mean husband locked her away in your labyrinth where she gave birth to you. (Starts to feel drowsy.) I'm sleepy...(passes out cold.)

Bridglina:*Both she and the Minotaur are silent.*...N-no comment. So, Minotaur, what are your...? Huh?

Minotaur:(He himself has passed out, from shock of the details Tashina told of his conception.)

Bridgelina:Well. Since I'm stuck here with these two poor souls, I guess I'll have to conclude in next week (with a new set!) for Greek Time! Now, if you excuse me, I have the sudden urge to eat more ice cream ...*Walks away to the nearest ice cream shop. Leaving Tashina and the Minotaur still passed out in the rubble.*

Tashina:(Twitching in sleep.) NUTS!

*Camera died.*