*Interview 6*

Alright I'm sorry about not posting in a LONG time I've been busy. So I do not own any of the Greek gods or goddesses but I do own Tashina and that is it! On with the show =]

Tashina: Welcome back to Greek Time folks! Sorry for the delay it took a while to get the funds to build the new studio. But doesn't it look amazing now?

Crowd: *Claps and shouts are heard from everyone.*

Tashina: (Nods and smiles happily) Alright onto a more depressing topic, Bridgelina is no longer with us anymore.

Crowd: BOOOOOOOO! *Starts to throw things onto the stage*

Tashina: (Starts to twitch) Ok now this needs to stop. (trying to remain calm)

*Crowd still going nuts*

Tashina: EVERYONE SHUT THE HELL UP! (starts to shake and then screams in pain)

*Crowd goes silent and looks of confusion are on all their faces*

Tashina: (Calms down) I have also been getting anger management while the studio was being rebuilt. Now that everything has been cleared up I would like to introduce out guest for today. He came all the way from the Underworld for this interview so give him a warm welcome. Hades!

*Crowd hesitantly starts to clap*

Tashina: (Rolls eyes)

Hades: (Looks and acts completely emo with his bangs covering one eye, wearing all black and is walking slouched over)

Tashina: Hey Hades, thanks again for coming.

Hades: Yeah whatever (looks depressed)

Tashina: Alright so how is life? Everything good in the Underworld?

Hades: (looks at Tashina weird) Yeah everything is great. The dead are much livelier these days (said sarcastically)

Tashina: There is no need to be sarcastic. Any way moving on how is Persephone? She good?

Hades: She's fine (glares)

Tashina: (Sighs) I have to ask has Demeter gotten over you stealing her daughter?

Hades: No she's still pissed off about it.

Tashina: Oh, well I'm sorry about that.

Hades: Whatever not like I care.

Tashina: (starts to twitch) I was just wondering. (takes a breath calming back down). Well, if you want to be like that then I'll ask more personal questions.

Hades: I don't care.

Tashina: Well then how do you feel about how everyone who creates a videogame or movie how they portray you?

Hades: (Starts to glow with very dark power)

Tashina: I mean in the videogames you look horrible with those spikes all over you and you can't even see your face. It makes you look extremely ugly.

Hades: If you are just going to insult me I'm leaving (gets up to leave)

Tashina: Hey before you leave one more question.

Hades: (Hesitates) What?

Tashina: Can I see Cerberus?

Hades: (Looks shocked) Are you FUCKING KIDDING ME! After you just got done bad mouthing me you want to meet my dog.

Tashina: HEY! At least I didn't bring up the fact that you got the short end of the fucking stick and had to live in the Underworld all alone.

Hades: YOU JUST DID!

Tashina: AT LEAST I DIDN'T GO INTO DETAILS!

Hades: (Starts to grind teeth)

Tashina: You know doing that is bad for you teeth right?

Hades: (Screams and throws hands in the air) Fine you want to meet Cerberus?

Tashina: YES,YES pleeeeeeeeeeeease ? (sounds like a little kid)

Hade: (Shakes head) Well here he comes…

*Ground starts to shake and a portal appears. The crowd jumps up from their seats and flee the studio.*

Tashina: FLUFFY!

Hades: Your nuts (goes back to being emo)

*Cerberus enters and starts sniffing around*

Tashina: Hey I know what you're doing!You are NOT PEEING IN HERE!

*Cerberus cocks his leg and pees on the main camera guy*

Tashina: (Shakes head) I do not pay the crew enough for this.

*Meanwhile, Hades is laughing in the corner about his dog peeing on the camera guy*

Tashina: (turns to Hades) Dude I think you seriously need help. Here this is my therapist's number. If she can help me she'll do wonders for you.

Hades: (face still red from laughing) Whatever.

Tashina: (Sighs) Well I think that's all for this episode seeing as I have no one left in the studio besides myself and my crew. So that is it for Greek Time, stay tuned for the next episode. It is going to be an all-girls episode because my next is Medusa!

*Crew's screaming can be heard in the background*

Tashina: Oh my Gods! Cerberus put that man down! He is my caterer! NOT A CHEW TOY!

*End of film*