*Interview 7*
Disclaimer: I do not own any of the Greek gods or goddesses and I never will (sigh)… On with the show.
Tashina: Welcome to an all- girls Greek Time! The first one ever in Greek Time history!
Crowd:* claps nicely not as rowdy as usual*
Tashina: (looks a little disappointed at the lack of enthusiasm) Well I suppose we can get started then! Give a warm welcome to our guest! Medusa!
Crowd: *Silence*
Tashina: Wow you girls suck.
Crowd: BOOOOO
Tashina: Yeah yeah yeah….. (Mumbles this is why I can't stand girls)
(Medusa slithers out and looks pissed off)
(Medusa 's lower half looks like that of an anaconda while her the upper half of her looks normal except for her hair being made of snakes.)
Tashina: Hey Medusa (smiles nicely)
Medusa: (Hisses)
Tashina: (Glares) Do not get pissy with me lady. I didn't turn you into a snake lady. Besides I love your hair.
Medusa: (At first looks pissed then flattered by the hair compliment) Thanks, they are actually behaving today.
Tashina: I have to ask what do you feed your hair?
Medusa: Well the usual things rats, frogs, mice it all depends.
Crowd: EWWWW!
Tashina & Medusa: (Glares at crowd)
Tashina: Well despite what the crowd thinks I find your hair cool. So moving on to a touchier subject have you forgiven Poseidon for, how do I put this in a way that won't offend you umm…him "taking advantage of you"?
Medusa: No not even FUCKING CLOSE! That bastard took advantage of me in Athena's temple no less. And speaking of that bitch she turned me into what I am today. I was once the most beautiful woman ever and when Poseidon "took advantage" of me she was nowhere to be found…. (Tashina interrupts her)
Tashina: But didn't you tease Poseidon which led to him raping you?
Medusa: THAT IS NOT THE FUCKING POINT I AM TRYING TO MAKE HERE!
Tashina: Ok continue on with your rant then…
Medusa: (Glares at Tashina but continues as if she was not interrupted in the first place) She turned her back on me! Then when I call her out on it she turns me AND my sisters into ugly half snake monsters. And to add insult to injury I can never be with a man ever again without turning him into stone! I miss having…
Tashina: Ok that is information I am ok not knowing…
Medusa: What all I was going to say was I miss having the company of men and sex
Tashina: (face palms)That was what I ment by I could live without knowing that…
Medusa: (Shrugs) So in answer to your question, no I have not gotten over it.
Tashina: Do you feel better now?
Medusa: Yes I feel a little better after getting all that out in the open.
Girl in Crowd: (Whispers to her friend next to her) Wow what a freak…
Medusa: (Whips her head around to face the girls) What did you just say?
Girl in Crowd: YOU ARE A FREAK!
Medusa: (Hisses and looks ready to pounce on her)
Tashina: Alright everyone calm down… I have one more question.
Girl in Crowd: Whatever…
Tashina: So Medusa how do you feel about Perseus? I mean he did cut off your head… but he did have a good reason it was it was to save his mom from marring a complete asshole.
Medusa: I don't give a shit he had no right to cut off my head…
Girl in Crowd: Ugh… No one wants to hear her rant again. Ask her another question. (Flips her hair like she is all that).
Tashina: (Glares) There are no more questions to ask her… Ok I do have one more question Medusa how do you get ready to go out in today's world? I mean people are not as excepting of your looks as we are in this studio.
Medusa: Well first I have to put on my "glamour" and that's about all I really have to do.
Tashina: I'm just glad you feel comfortable enough to come here without your glamour.
Medusa: (Smiles and looks pleased) Well I'm happy that…
Girl in Crowd: Well I speak for everyone in this crowd when I say that Medusa should have worn her "glamour" but I bet even then she would still look FUGLY!
Medusa: (Looks livid) You Bitch! (Looks ready to kill her)
Tashina: Now wait a minute…
Girl in Crowd: And I mean the host is no better … (continues to bad mouth Tashina and Medusa)
Tashina: (turns slowly to Medusa) Fuck it … she had to sign a waiver so she can't sue me… you can killer her.
Medusa: (Grins evilly and goes and attacks the girl and the rest of the crowd)
*Crowd goes into hysterics*
Tashina: (Smiles happily) Well that's all for today thank god. So next week will go back to normal so the guys are welcome back to the shows. And I have a feeling I will never do another all-girl show EVER AGAIN! So tune in next time when I interview my friends Artemis and Apollo. Until then don't piss off snake women.
*Screams and evil laughter can be heard*
Tashina: (Smiles and relaxes) Bitch had it coming (laughs evilly to sounds of destruction)
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