*Interview 8*
Disclaimer: I own NOTHING! And I never will ugh.
Tashina: Welcome back to Greek Time (smiles). So I have good news and bad news which do you folks want first?
Crowd: BAD NEWS!
Tashina: Wow ok well I told you last that Artemis and Apollo were going to be here but apparently they had something better to do.
Crowd: BOOOOO!
Tashina: I know I know it sucks but I've got an even better guest for us today. He is the creator of wine and the main man of parties DIONYSUS!
Crowd: *Cheers loudly and goes nuts*
Dionysus: (Walks out waving and smiling at the crowd) Hey you party animals how's it going!?
Crowd: *Mostly the women were starting to act like animals and the men were no better*
Tashina: (Yells at the top of her lungs) ALL RIGHT YOU ANIMALS TAKE A FREAKIN SIT OR ELSE I'LL KICK YOU OUT!
Crowd: *Silence*
Tashina: Thank you… (Turns to Dionysus) So thank you for coming on such short notice I really appreciate that you took the time (grumbles) unlike Artemis and Apollo.
Dionysus: Not a problem. I was at a really boring party anyway so this seems so much better.
Tanisha: I'm glad I could help out (smiles) So I'm going to start with the questions this one is an odd one… What was it like to be born twice? I mean of all the weird things that have happened in your family it's kind of weird.
Dionysus: Well I wouldn't have been born twice if it wasn't for Hera that -bleep- tricked my mother Semele into doubting Zeus by making her think he wasn't my father. So she made my father promise of the river Styx's that he showed her his true form and because he couldn't go back on his word, he showed burnt her to a crisp. So to save me he cut me out of her stomach and sewed me into his thigh until I was ready to be born.
Tashina: Well it can't be said that your birth wasn't interesting. I have to say you seem more sane now I mean Hera did curse you with madness didn't she?
Dionysus: She did that –bleep- but if it wasn't for the grapes I would still be mad (has a slight crazy look in his eyes).
Tashina: Well I think I speak for everyone when I say that wine was a great invention.
Crowd: *Yells their agreement* We want wine! We want wine! We want wine!
Tashina: NOOO! I do not need a drunken crowd (turns to Dionysus) And don't you dare give them any either I mean it.
Dionysus: (Tries to look innocent but the crazy look is still in his eyes) I wasn't going to do anything.
Tashina: You give them wine I will feed you to the Titans again. And I don't make threats I make promises.
Dionysus: (Shivers in fear) Fine (under his breath) for now…
Tashina: What was that (has a look of pure evil on my face)
Dionysus: Nothing I didn't say anything!
Tashina: That's what I thought. So moving on I would like to thank you for creating dolphins they are awesome and soo smart.
Dionysus: Yeah well you should thank the pirates that kidnapped me because if they didn't the world would not have dolphins in it.
Tashina: How is Ariadne?
Dionysus: She's great, she is the love of my life…
*Crashing and screaming is heard outside the studio*
Tashina: (Turns to the crew off stage and yells) What the hell is going on?
Crew member: Ma'am it seems that there are a huge group of wild women outside screaming and demanding that they be let in.
Tashina: (Turns to Dionysus) I blame you for this.
Dionysus: How the –bleep- is this my fault?
Tashina: They are your freakin followers the Maenads and you will get rid of them!
*Doors start to give way*
Tashina: Goddamn it (yells to the crew) give me my tranquilizer gun and all my darts!
Crew: Why?
*The doors gave way and a bunch of mad women ran into the studio and starts to trash the place, the crowd runs around in fear and are trying to find places to hide.*
Tashina: That's –bleeping – why you –bleeping- morons! So folks until I get this under control we will have a short break.
*Commercials*
*Greek Time is back*
Tashina: (Looks like a mess, hair sticking up on end and clothes are all ripped up) So welcome back and I am happy to say that the Maenads have been taken care off.
Crowd: *Groans in happiness and pain*
Tashina: (Sighs in tiredness) I could use a drink…
Dionysus: About –bleeping- time! WINE FOR EVERYONE!
Crowd: YYYYYEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!*Jumping with joy*
Tashina: (Takes a glass of wine from Dionysus and takes a huge gulp of it) Alright folks on that note stay tuned for the next episode hopefully Artemis and Apollo will show up this time. (Starts to sway from the alcohol taking affect) See you all next time… Wow this stuff is strong (Stumbles away to party with the rest of the crowd and crew)