Disclaimer: I do not own any of the gods or goddess in this story. I do however own Tashina. I am sorry that I haven't updated in a while had a lot to deal with between college and work… but I'll try to update more often. So enjoy the story =]
*Interview 10*
-2 hours before the show-
Tashina: (sneaks to the censor room, looks to make sure the hallway is empty and then picks the lock before entering with a bag full of goodies)Mwhahahahaha…
-1 hour later-
Tashina: (Pocks head out to make sure no one is around before exiting out of the room. All the while smiling like a mad woman and covered with black marks from head to toe.) Let's see if those assholes can fix that mess. (Walks down the hall to go get ready for the show, whistling all the way to the dressing room feeling pleased with all the destruction.)
-Show starts-
Tashina: Hello folks welcome back to Greek Time! I'm happy to say that I was able to get back the men from the Amazons.
Crowd: *cheers and claps*
Tashina: However I have noticed that some of them appear to be a little bigger around the middle… but other than that everything and everyone is ok. (Laughs nervously).
Crowd: *look kind of creped out*
Tashina: (claps hands together) so moving on I have a real treat for you guys and gals today. He is one of the big three; he is the earth shaker and the horse maker. He is also well known for his horrible temper and his hatred of Athena! Please help me welcome POSEIDON!
Crowd: *Claps, whistles and cheers*
Poseidon: -Walks out wearing swim trunks that are blue and white, flip flops and a white tee shirt. His hair is a light brown with blonde streaks from being in the sun and his skin is a golden brown. He waves to the crowed and then plops into the chair-
Tashina: Hey Poseidon what's up?
Poseidon: Nothing bra. Just going with the flow- makes the motions of waves with his right arm-
Tashina: Well I have to say you are one of my favorite gods in the Greek pantheon.
Poseidon: So who are your other favorites Athena and Zeus…-Gets a crazy twitch in his eyes-
Tashina: Umm no…my others are Artemis and Hephaestus if you must know (looks at Poseidon like he will snap at any moment). Any way moving on so how is your wife Amphitrite?
Poseidon:-Looks a little less crazy after that answer and goes back to normal- Oh she is all good bra.
Tashina: That's good I mean after all she didn't want to marry you in the first place… she tried hiding from you (laughs)If it wasn't for Delphinus you wouldn't have even married her at all.
Poseidon: -eyes look like a stormy sea and in a really creepy voice- I think you should really think about what you say…
Tashina: (Makes a face at Poseidon) Oh chill the hell out you have done worse things that I haven't even discussed yet and at least you got her in the end. So don't get all pissy with me.
Poseidon:-looks to be calming down just a little bit but still has a slightly crazy look in his eyes - Your so right bra. I'm happy to have her.
Tashina: That's good. I have to say that I did like the fact that you tried to overthrow Zeus. It takes big balls to try and do something like that.
Poseidon: -smiles and then looks to have zoned out remembering something bad- Yeah and then it cost me my powers and I had to work for the King of Troy with Apollo for a year and wasn't even paid for my hard work…
Tashina: (Grimaces) Sorry I forget that you were punished for trying to do that. But hey you became friends with Apollo and you got to send a sea monster to destroy Troy. (Giggles) That last part rhymed…
Poseidon: -Gives Tashina a weird look-
Tashina: (Clears throat and tries to regain some of the lost dignity from that slip) Sorry about that. But at least Apollo became your friend in the end.
Poseidon: Yeah that's true…
Tashina: And one of the other good things you've done is create horses.
Crowd *Cheers and claps*
Poseidon: -looks proud of himself- and don't forget I helped in the creation Pegasus too.
Tashina: (smiles) that you did… However there is one thing that is bothering me. Why were you so adamant about beating Athena for Athens? I mean there were other places you could have that no one laid claim to.
Poseidon: -gets a crazy look in his eyes- I wanted Athens because I had no cities of my own…
Tashina: Dude there was a whole bunch of places that you could have been the deity of that didn't have a patron god or goddess already. And another thing I have to ask is what made you think that a gazer of salt water would be something that the people would find useful? I mean you can't drink that kind of water. I mean come on you could have at least thought of something more useful, like I don't know giving the people fish to eat or something…
Poseidon: -starts to get a little pissy but tries to stay in control- I don't think that I want to continue on this subject…
Tashina: Alright then how about we talk about the other women in your life and how you treated them?
Poseidon: -glares at Tashina- You are treading on some dangerous waters here girl.
Tashina: (glares right back at Poseidon) you may be one my favorite god but that does NOT mean I will baby you.
Poseidon: You have no idea what I'm capable of…
*The studio tremors just a little bit.*
Tashina: Oh I do know, you cause earthquakes, floods, droughts and you have the occasional sea monster attack people and places whenever you get pissed off.
*The studio really starts to shake and some of the people in the crowd scream in terror.*
Poseidon: - says in an evil voice- I suggest that you…
Tashina: (looks ready to kill) you suggest I do what? Stop? Just like you stopped when you took advantage of Demeter and Medusa when they didn't want to be with you…
Crowd: ooooooooooohhhhhhh
Poseidon: -looks ready to explode- Don't you even…
Tashina: (Interrupts Poseidon and keeps talking) I mean does the word No mean anything to you and your brothers… I mean you, Hades and Zeus taking advantage of women whenever you all feel like it, it's no wonder why women don't want to be around you guys expect your wives and even they don't want to be with you guys half the time...
Poseidon: -Stands up, his trident appears in his hand - I have had enough of this and I will not stand for it.
Tashina: (Stands up and yells) WELL FUCK YOU AND THE HORSE YOU RODE IN ON! (Points to something off stage)
*Camera turns to see what Tashina is pointing at. There stands a gray horse chewing on some hay*
Horse: *Whinnies and stomps his hoof*
Poseidon: -Has an evil look in his eyes and he strikes his trident on the floor causing salt water to come rushing from the floor- Now you will all suffer. – Laughs evilly and vanishes-
Crowd:*starts to panic and try to make a run for the doors only to find them locked*
Tashina: That bastard! I'll get his sorry ass for this if it's the last thing I do… (Turns and faces the camera, calm) Well since the studio is flooding and I'm up to my ass in water I think this a good point in the show to wrap this up. So stay tuned for the next episode and …
*Water rushes over Tashina's head and cameras black out*