The previous chapter was a preview chapter. Chapter 10:All I want fa my birthday is a bag cheetos

Aaron

Yeah Im still alive in case your wondering. And I have a surprise in the form of a girlfriend,which I poked to ask her something.

"You know what I like about you girl?" I asked to my Cammy White.

"What?" She asked sweetly.

"Your eyes are like the ocean touched by the hands of Demeter and Poseidon face personaly molded by Aphrodite herself." See Damian aint the only one who can talk to a lady or sing. Oh wait I forgot, were lightskin. Its in our blood.

"Wow" She said. Silly mode ENGAGE! Thats when I stood up and started talking. "Hol up.I just said some poetic stuff. Some Drake and Chris Brown shit and all I get is a wow. We should be tounge boxing right now."

Then came the laugh. The oh so beautiful laugh. Now today is June 12th the reason I say this is because its the day I was born. Yet at the same time Damian was born. I always knew I was gonna hate this nigga. How? Easy cause he flipped me off in the Nursery. I swore from that day on to exact revenge.

Victory shall be mine! The hell did that come from? Speak of the lightskin-snapbacked-August Alsina-looking devil. He gave me a dap as Jazmine gave Cindy a hug. kinda ironic we ended up with these two.

Lets recap. Sophie found out about the incident between Jaz and D from Riley. This was caused by Damians guilt getting the best of him by avoiding Sophie and her texts AND Twitter messages. SO, a curious Sophie went to Riley the drama keeper for the whole school.

With that being said lemme say this Rileys an asshole. Anyway while we were sitting on a hill in front of a lake I turn to Jazmine and notice her hair is frizzy and wild. So I ask about it. "Hey Jazzy whats up wit yo hair?" Sensing this she quickly said 'nothing'.

Now answer me this is it bad if I said The neighbors know my name like Trey Songz? I mean sudden answers,wild hair. Like Jeremih said Damian had some Birthday Sex. Dont Judge me thats my song. Dont ask why. Outta no where I hear my Jamaican friend.

"I should get a picture of this shit. Yall all lovey dovey and shit." This nigga."Hold up imma get a picture." Anybody else hearing Jabba The Huts Theme Song right .

"Oh. Look at the nigga on the white mans phone. And this here is no ordinary nigga. This is an afro carribean nigga." Then he looked at Damian feeling on Jazmine."HEY YOU! With the hat on the side. Stop cuddling with this lovely white young lady. Come to think of it this isnt normal white this is pure mulatto." Sensing that shit was bout to get real,Me Caeser and Cindy stepped looked at Damian and he looked like he was bout to murder somebody. He basically did when he knocked out Ruckus with one punch. The force and velocity of his punch mustve thrown him back cuz he fell asleep.

Damian

Where am I? I check the room its my room. On the end of my bed is Jazmine. She mustve been bored cause she only plays Angry Birds when shes bored. Thats when History class is going on or when Im playing ball. You'd think she be happy.

Anyway when she finally saw I was awake,she didnt say anything she pulled out the best birthday gift ever. A jumbo bag of hot cheetos. I quickly grabbed my phone to text someone.

Damian: *Picture of jumbo bag* best gift ever.

Zonnique:you lucky puta!

Damian:You mad or nah. OR NAH!

She mad.

"Soooooo Damian."

"I know I know it was wrong to punch Ruckus and thank you for the gift."

"Anddd..."

"I love you."

"And..."

"come on girl I said everything I needed."

Then she giggled.I dont know what it is with me and giggles but apperently they have a strong effect on me. Jazmine,Sophie,Gabrielle. I literally heated up with anger. Ooh I hate her. Come to think of it this all started thanks to Riley.

Thats when a piece of ice flew at my temple.

"Damn I lost the bet." I heard Aaron said.

"Pay up nigga." Cindy ssaid and Aaron pulled out a hundred dollar bill. Hold up I know damn well this nigga did not just bet Cindy ice would melt if it touched me. I mustve been mad as hell.I growled.

"Aaron we shouldnt be wasting any money."

"Nigga we got money to burn. Did you forget we robbed a bank? Oh did you hear Pretty Boy Flizzy's new song 'I Can Last Til Morning' ?"

"No I did not Pretty Boy Flizzy is ass covered in raw sewage in the back of a garbege truck."

"BITCH SHUT THE FUCK UP PRETTY BOY FLIZZY IS A PHENOMONAL RAPPER. YOU MAKE ME WANNA UHH GOT MY DICK RRROCK HARD!"

"Calm yo octopus ass down." Dont get me wrong it was a stupid thing to say. Is everybody in the room looking at me with the really nigga look? Yes. Did I just lose my respect from all of them? I ever get it back? Chances are. An Octopus really Damian? Of all the stupid things youve said that was by far the dumbest.

Reactions

Cindy: Really nigga

Aaron:The Fuck

Caeser: *Burts with laughter*

Jazmine: An octopus?

The night ended pretty well. Me Jazmine Caeser Aaron and Cindy ended up watching Martin in the living room. I made popcorn with extra extra butter cause thats the story short I burnt it and we ordered we had cinna stix on the sides. Hiro and Zonnique came over to spend my b day with me. Me and Hiro eventually played 2k14 til we heard a knock on the door.

Before me or Aaron could get up Caeser got the door."Guys I want you to meet my new girlfriend."

I cant believe I saw her standing there.

Gabrielle fucking Simmons.

Dun Dun Dun. Sheeeeees back Nyikuh. Disclaimer:I dont own jack but my OCs

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