YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH THIS NEW CHAPTER. REVIEW REVIEW REVIEW.
Hiro
Woodcrest Streets,Woodcrest,Maryland 7:32
"You know what to do with that big fat butt. Wiggle Wiggle Wiggle." I was walking to school singing my favorite song the only song that will get me through summer school. It was Wiggle by Jason Derulo. Ay when youve been sleep for the most of class youd have bad grades too.
Man I'm tired as ever. I couldnt get any sleep due to my cat running from room to room. Dont she know life as a junior is exhausting. Especially since I have to get up at 7 in the morning. Damn cat.
I walked by an alley and just started laughing because I saw a dude get knocked out cold. "Ay dawg watcha laughin' at?" My friend Riley said. He was rocking a fade with gold screw in earrings that matched his cuban links chain that hung from his Jay Z colored skin to his Versace Medusa shirt that matched his white and gold Air Force Ones. Fresh.
"That you knocked that oldhead out." I said in between laughs. What did he do to deserve that?
"He stepped on my AF 1s. He learned his lesson." Oh. Thats why. Dumbest move he ever made. See when it comes to Nikes or Jordans niggas will explode if they get scuffed. And thus the nigga moment.
"You know Young Reezy gotta stay fresh." He said cockily then bending over to clean his sneaker with his thumb. "Hey Hiro isnt dat yo sister." He said pointing towards a random Asian girl.
"Naw from the looks of it it look like ya mom." I turned to see we had a small crowd behind us. I forgot. We in Chinatown home of yo momma jokes. This should be fun. Riley knew what to do when I said 'Take yo stance. All we needed was Wilmer Valderamma. Lets go.
"Hiro yo momma so asian when she seen me walking my dog she pulled out a knife and fork."
The crowd went wild. But this joke will be my first,last and only joke.
"Riley ya momma coochie so nasty they make you eat it on fear factor." I heard one 'Oh Shit' Then the rest of the crowd was cheering my name. I won. Ha I just embarresed Riley in front of Half of Chinatown.
He better find a new way to school cause Chinatown is now off limits. I looked at my phone and it said GET YO ASS TO SCHOOL. Dead up it said that. I have a ghetto iPhone. Whats the time. 8:23. Good we made it. Well I made it. Riley abandoned me after he lost the yo momma battle. Heh heh heh.
It's good to be funny. Anyway I walked into class hearing this:
Come on
Come on girl why you frontin
Baby show me something
You just spent ya bread on her and it's all for nothing.
Ah the soothing voice of Chris Brown. I sat down in my desk,put my feet up and my hands on the back of my head. Life is. SNORRRRRRE.
Riley
Woodcrest High Woodcrest,Maryland 8:35
My Versace shirt is ripped. My AF 1s are gone. My chain is gone. My earrings are gone. FUCK man! I shouldn't have messed with them Chinatown Panthers. Fuckin beat me up. They fight like Huey.
All of them! So now, you the reader, just close yo eyes fo a brief second and imagine being beat up by 5 five Huey's. Shit hurt's dont it? Nuff said. Then they robbed me. 15,000 Dollars down the drain.
Man my day is fucked already. I know what ima do, ima play ball. I get to the gym and see nothing but hardwood and balls. No homo.
Bout five minutes in I had enough of slipping on my ass. Arent my team Lebrons in the locker room. Lets go check.
When I opened the door I was greeted by the hush of the emptiness. Lebrons,lebrons,lebrons where are my Lebrons? If I was a sneaker let alone a Lebron Elite where would I be? DING! I looked down. Well duh.
I heard a click and a creak. Somebody was comin in.
"Nigga it is 9 oclock in the morning what are you doing here?" Star Point Guard Anthony Del Rosario asked.
"Yo you seen my Lebrons anywhere?" I need them NOW.
"Nah sorry lil homie."
"It's cool i'll find em." He gave me dap then left. I need them now. I then gasped.
FLASHBACK
"Give me your Lebrons !" He yelled while holding his M9 to my chest. I unwillingly took them off.
"Now if you snitch i'll find you then murk you Riley." Lamilton said then left.
Flashback Over
I fuckin hate Lamilton. I must have been in a daze cuz my girlfriend Sasha Thompson was snapping her fingers.
"Hello? Earth to Reezy."
"What do you want Sash?" I asked grabbing her fingers."Aint you sposed to be in class?"
"Yeah but that bitch LaQuadinaneefettadrea was talking shit so I punched her in the face. Then left." And then she looked at my feet. "Nigga where yo shoes?"
"The hell you think I'm in here fo?"
"Nigga dont get smart with me. I will get to cuttin if yo ass get smart with me again you dont talk to me like that. Cause I'm a lady." If you watched Martin you know Sheneneh said that. By this point I had enough. So I did what any other nigga would do, I I mention the boys ball team was watching us?
"BITCH SHUT THE FUCK YOU THE ONE THAT GOT 12 INCH DILDOS IN YO CRIB. I KNOW I'VE SEEN EM. AND ANOTHER THING WHY THE FUCK DO YOU GET CHICKEN FROM KFC AND THEN GIVE IT TO ME THE NEXT DAY! BITCH I KNOW THE DIFFERENCE. YO CHICKEN TASTES LIKE CARDBOARD AND SHIT. NOW GET THE FUCK OUT MY FACE YOU WEAVE WEARING,FAKE GUCCI BAG HAVING,NO TOOTHPASTE USING,FAKE PRADA HEELS ASS OUT MY FACE. BYE BITCH!"
Was she mad yeah. Did I give two flying fucks nope. Do I still have a girlfriend yup. That my friends is why you should have a piece.
Note from author: If you have a side chick side effects are
Angry main chick
STDs
No class
Loudmouth friends
FINAL MOST IMPORTANT SIDE EFFECT!
You WILL be Facebook,Instagram AND Twitter
So take the risk if you want.
Back to story: As I was walking home with Hiro, I asked him something. "Yo Hiro you ever get into a fight with ya girl?"
"Nah not really,me and Allysa dont really have problems."
As soon we got near my house a girl approached me and Hiro and said "Arent you Riley Freeman and Hiro Otomo?" Wit that being said me and Hiro looked at each other then at the girl and responded with "Wat dat mouf do doe."
Okay that seems like a good place to stop. Dont own a thing. Wat dat mouf do is Lil Duval's. Peace love and Chicken Nuggets. T THE NEXT CHAPTER IS THE LAST CHAPTER THEN A SEQUEL. I WILL TIMESKIP ABOUT 2 MONTHS.