Kim closed the door on the GJ agent and turned around.
Here they were, all alone, in her apartment.
And she had no idea what she should say, what should she do?!
Shego looked uncomfortable in her living room, looking around, Kim's cat rubbing herself on the thief's legs, purring.
Kim thought she could start with that.
"My cat never liked anyone so fast before"
"We've met before"
"And you tried to burn her"
The red head frowned; she had completely forgotten about that.
Slowly she went and picked her cat up, who didn't look happy about that.
Shego seemed shocked for a second when Kim got closer to her, before putting her cool mask back on again.
"I'm not going to hurt her and I never intended to! We just had a little disagreement about whether or not she should be a thief too"
Kim put the cat down and stepped closer to the green woman.
"If you left your food lying on the table, unprotected, then it's your fault"
A smirk appeared on Shego's face, which made Kim feel slightly apprehensive.
"I feel the same way about many things. It's not my fault so many people can't protect their goods"
The red head couldn't help it and smiled a little, it was part of what she had missed, and her best enemy was starting to relax, even for a moment.
"Well maybe, unless I'm here of course, I always stopped you"
She didn't know what she said but when she saw Shego tense up she knew something was wrong.
The light bulb when on in her mind but before a word could come out of her mouth the green woman replied.
"As if"
Then there was a silence; it lasted too long for Kim's taste so she cleared her throat and tried something else.
"Anyway, when are they going to remove the video cameras' from my flat?"
"I'm not sure, but if you are in a rush I'm pretty sure your nerdy friend could take care of it for you"
"Right, maybe I should…"
It was awkward. The green woman sighed before speaking.
"Maybe you should. I have to go…to the bathroom"
Kim let out a breath she didn't realize she was holding at least they were speaking a little.
She did as she said and turned on her laptop to talk to Wade; and here he was just a few seconds later.
"Hey Kim"
That "hey" sounded really uneasy.
"Hi, I was wondering, could you turn off the video cameras'?"
He didn't even looked at his keyboard and typed away, making hmm sounds.
"Okay, I disabled the recording system; from now on they won't receive any image from your place"
"Great"
"That's it?"
She jumped on the couch when she heard Shego voice from behind her; she looked behind her shoulder to see the green woman right here, leaning on the back of the couch, looking at her screen, a little twinkle in her eyes.
"What about you? You won't receive any image either, right?"
Shego raised an eyebrow while another smirk took place on her face.
Kim's was looking at one then the other; she was missing something.
Wade started to blush and fidget and Shego started to become…more green?
So the thief could blush but what could…
"Oh! My! God!"
Kim got off the couch in a jump; it was her turn to blush and become as red as a tomato.
Shego straighten up, she felt uncomfortable, she wished she was somewhere else but she couldn't stop herself and smiled.
The redhead started to mumble something before she spoke clearly.
"You…and him? It wasn't what it looked like!"
"Really? so you were not…"
"Ha! Ha! Don't say it!"
The thief smile got even wider; this was kind of fun.
Then Kim looked at her computer.
"Wade, nothing happened!"
The boy, still blushing could only nod before signing off.
In a loud clap Kim closed her laptop without waiting to see Wade's window close completely.
Shego couldn't control herself anymore, the scene in front of her, this whole situation, her nerves finally got the best of her; she laughed out loud and her princess blushed all over again.
Bright red she was kind of cute.
That stopped her laugh immediately.
Kim didn't get to see the change on the green woman's face since she ran into her room and slammed the door.
She got out of her sanctuary an hour later, her stomach was growling and she was sure she could smell food; it's not like she was hungry enough that her mind created it.
Slowly, carefully, she made her way to the kitchen.
She thought after these last few days nothing could surprise her, she was wrong.
Shego cooking wasn't something she ever expected to see.
Kim jumped slightly on the doorway when the thief's voice surprised her.
"Is there anything you need pumpkin?"
Kim frowned. Shego didn't even turn around, how did she know she was here?
"I…I…"
She didn't know if she was more relieved or embarrassed when her stomach replied for her, loud and clear.
The woman in front of her stopped moving for a second before facing her, smirking as always.
"You're hungry princess?"
Kim felt the heat on her cheeks, fidgeted a little but she replied; all she could say.
"Yes"
"Then sit down, it should be ready in a few minutes"
She felt as if she was in a dream, at least this one wasn't so bad.
She hoped it wasn't really a dream; it would be a torture to wake up from that to realize none of it was true.
She felt as if she was going in slow motion, pulling her chair and sitting down, looking at Shego's back, and her cat was here too, sitting on the counter watching whatever was cooking with an interested eye.
She felt a smile stretch her lips, going up…then down in a second. It'd better not turn into a nightmare.
Agent Stomrs walked in carrying a paper bag; he went straight to give it to Shego, who spoke to him.
"Finally! I thought you'd never get here"
The green woman smiled when she looked inside the bag and went back to her cooking; Mikey looking over her shoulder.
Kim saw him glance at her, he was grinning, before he asked Shego.
"So can I get some?"
The red head felt some saliva go down the wrong pipe and she coughed.
It must have been her imagination; he didn't mean it like that. She had to get her mind out of the gutter.
They turned to look at her; this time she wasn't sure why she was bright red, there was more than one thinkable reason.
Shego asked her, was she concerned?
"Are you okay?"
Kim straighten her back, breathing in and out twice before she replied.
"Fine. I just had something in my throat"
Shego raised an eyebrow but didn't say anything else and went back to what she was doing.
Kim really didn't like that guy; he was looking at her and grinning in a strange way, not to forget that he was closer to Shego than what she would have liked, way too close.
She needed to be sure without sounding rude.
"I didn't know he was going to share our meal"
She couldn't stop herself from glaring at him, this mantra in her head "Don't hit him. Don't hit him…"
"He is not. There is no food for him and he knows why"
Kim felt a little relieved when she heard Shego say that.
She saw her glance or give a look at the GJ agent when she spoke, she could see both their backs when he replied to the thief.
"That's always like that with you, every time I do something you don't like I don't get any! Wait! Don't you owe me?!"
Maybe it wasn't her imagination.
Kim tried to communicate with her cat as soon as she could look at her in the eyes; she was moving her arms towards the guy and was mouthing. "Attack! Attack him!"
When he turned around, pushed by Shego, Kim put her hands down so fast one hit the table loudly.
They both turned to her once again; she just smiled.
"When is he leaving so we can eat?"
Fine, that was rude but at that moment she was passed that.
And she thanked whoever was up there when just as she had finished her last word, her stomach growled.
Both women were eating, in silence for a while now, when Shego finally had enough.
"What?"
"Nothing"
Kim looked down in her plate, pushing the food around, blushing a little. She was getting annoyed with that, it seemed to her that all she did was blush.
A few minutes later it was on again, so the thief tried again.
"Stop staring!"
"I…I'm not!"
"Are too!"
"Am not!"
"Stop lying, you so were! The question is why?"
"I was not! You are just sitting in front of me!"
"Yeah right"
"Meow"
They looked to the chair on their side, the cat was here looking at the food; she looked at Kim, when her human didn't do a thing she glance at the other one before slowly climbing on the table, there was no way she was missing that meat.
The green woman didn't like that, and as usual when she wasn't happy she voiced it.
"You let her go on the table"
"I…I…why not?"
"It's not sanitary"
"She is just going to take a slice and go. She'll even eat it in her own plate, over there"
"You shouldn't let her steal"
"You are telling me that" And it's not like she let her cat steal, if she let her do it, it's not stealing anymore, right?
Shego groaned, but still held her hand out, toward the piece of meat the cat had taken; she didn't reach it.
The cat growled and hit the table just beside her with her claws out.
This was not over; she wouldn't get beaten by a cat.
Shego tensed and raised her hand above the fur ball.
"No!"
Kim was faced with two Shegos, caught looking strangely guilty in the middle of their action.
The red head forgot what she wanted to say and started to laugh; this couldn't be real.
A few seconds later she was gasping for air, once her cat had jumped off the table with her food and Shego was pouting in her seat.
Kim couldn't stop herself and the green woman had enough; she put her plate in the dishwater and walked out. It was time for some couch camping.